17 Jun 2013 20:37:07
Johnfitz16now. Just kicked my ball over thorp arch. Went to collect it and seen Damian duff signing some paperwork FACTOID

1.) 18 Jun 2013
You said factoid. therefore it must be true.

2.) 18 Jun 2013
PMSL

Hey mister can I have my ball back it tooled right into the office, cheers and thanks Mr Duff for getting my ball

Don't you think its strange that I can just walk in and get my ball?

Utter utter drivel. zzzzzzzz

3.) 18 Jun 2013
This is true. Saw it with my own eyes. Also there was Gary Yeblowa cousin of our hero Tony Yeboah. Hopefully a double swoop early on.

4.) 18 Jun 2013
Yes its a fact i'm his mate who gave him a leg up. we also saw messi was talking about aloan deal

5.) 18 Jun 2013
Just heard a bloke who kicked his ball over Thorpe Arch wall will sign today

6.) 18 Jun 2013
If you can kick a ball high, under 35 and willing to play for under 5k a week, then we have much more chance of signing you than Duff!

LUFC KEK

7.) 18 Jun 2013
18 Jun 2013 10:39:32
Why the f**k would he be outside signing papers?

8.) 18 Jun 2013
Johnfitz where have you been, my days are slow and grey without your nutty rumours x love mikeire

9.) 18 Jun 2013
I can confirm that! I was flying my helicopter over thorp arch and seen Duffy

10.) 18 Jun 2013
Sounds pretty true to me, I mean u kickedmur ball allthe way to the gaffers office!

11.) 18 Jun 2013
Just saw a satillite picture of Thorpe Arch and saw 2 players signing. not sure who they were but I would expect they are over 30 and free

12.) 18 Jun 2013
I can also confirm this I was flying a kite in the area when a sudden gush of wind blew took my kite away, I was in tears when a certain mr duff brought my kite back to me with his friend gareth bale, both told me they would be gracing elland rd next year on 4. 5k a week. FACTOID, FACT, CERTAIN, INEVITABLE, IMMINANT, definitely going to HAPPEN

13.) 19 Jun 2013
I can also confirm I got lost on the way to my mates house and bumped into BMcD he invited me in and said I could use the phone in his office once he was done with Duff!