16 Nov 2018 20:01:45
Hey fellas, I don't like to brag, but I've just been appointed as the new Brexit secretary. The drinks are on me.


1.) 16 Nov 2018
16 Nov 2018 23:27:01
Congratulations Martyn
Take it all your cabinet meetings will now be held in Tenerife?


2.) 17 Nov 2018
17 Nov 2018 08:14:28
Buzz bar 😁.


3.) 17 Nov 2018
17 Nov 2018 10:39:54
Poison chalice Martyn. You were 40th person she asked, but all the others ran away. Some of them crying.


4.) 17 Nov 2018
17 Nov 2018 11:18:41
Me and George going to flex our muscles in Brussels and give them snail eating brown nosers a good seeing to. George can sort it old sour crout face out while we're there. I'll have a pint with junker. Heard he likes the top shelf so I'll put it on our expenses.

Be sorted by this time next week. Well have every thing we ask for and they can give us 59 billion. Job done.


5.) 17 Nov 2018
17 Nov 2018 17:24:38
59billion? That should cover a striker, a CB and a winger.


6.) 17 Nov 2018
17 Nov 2018 20:03:03
Martyn, was hoping to keep our mission under wraps! You may have inadvertently triggered an adverse EU Article.