10 Jan 2019 19:17:32
Catholic girl goes into confession and tells the Premier "father I'm pregnant". " How did this happen my child? " He asks her " Father I think it's the second coming " she replies. Rather ataken back by her explanition, he asks her " now why would you think it's the second coming my child? " To which she replies " because I swallowed the first one father".

1.) 10 Jan 2019
10 Jan 2019 19:26:12
You're getting better Martyn :)

2.) 10 Jan 2019
10 Jan 2019 20:06:47
nice one Martyn.

3.) 11 Jan 2019
11 Jan 2019 13:38:32
Typical "quality"!