17 May 2019 20:06:31
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.

His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.

"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a ****ing mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my ****ing pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole? "

The husband replied: "Because he's thinking of getting married. ".

1.) 17 May 2019
17 May 2019 20:21:31
Love it Cork.