28 Aug 2017 14:39:44
Hi all. I was sat in me local t'other evening, all aponder. Two of the vomits who go in regularly were, as they do, wittering on about how great and Champions in waiting they are now that Mourinhio is manager. I bit me tongue for some time, but I had had a few cheeky ones and was beginning to feel mildly inebriate, when something they said triggered my voicebox and despite not being a gambling man, I offered them a bet. I said that Leeds would finish no more than 5 places below the vomits next season, at which point I was mocked. One of them actually advised me, snearingly, that it wasn't possible, as Leeds were in the wrong division. Sharp as a button that lad. Anyhow, when we overcame the communication problems, I asked what odds they would give me and they said 100 to 1. I asked if they would shake on £10 at that. and they did. If I lose, I have lost a tenner over two seasons. If I win, I get £1k and better still, it is £1k off a pair of vomits. I could not believe that anyone would be so daft as to take that bet. but then I remembered that at the end of the day they are vomit fans. I think that my behaviour probably provides indication of the effect that our recent performances have had on my objectivity regarding our prospects. In the cold sobriety of day, I still fancy me chances.

1.) 28 Aug 2017
28 Aug 2017 15:20:09
Good bet, let's hope your a winner

2.) 28 Aug 2017
28 Aug 2017 17:19:03
Getting paid might be bigger odds!