13 Sep 2017 12:56:57
Sorry, I can't take ownership of this one. Felix Wiedwald; after standing in the dole queue for hours on Monday morning as he was redundant on Saturday, has got a new job in a launderette. He told the job centre that one of his top skills was clean sheets! Boom, Boom! Shall I get me coat or move into stand up comedy?

1.) 13 Sep 2017
13 Sep 2017 13:15:29
Relax lucas. Some men are coming with a coat. Just stay where you are!

2.) 13 Sep 2017
13 Sep 2017 13:51:23
Ausman, maybe he could do the fringe of the fringe, of the Edinburgh fringe festival. got to start somewhere.

3.) 13 Sep 2017
13 Sep 2017 14:47:11
I think lucas s fringe went a long while ago. About tge same time as any miniscule of talent he had. Good idea to send him to edinburgh though!

4.) 13 Sep 2017
13 Sep 2017 15:46:48
Ed, can you re-boot the Oz to English translation software again please? It seems to have crashed once again.