Leeds Banter Archive November 12 2016

12 Nov 2016 10:23:05
To show that us fans are behind the whole team, have any of you got any suggestions for chants for each of our players? We've got a modern classic for the pilot but haven't got many others. Keep upping and supping. MOT.

12 Nov 2016 10:56:04
you got honey g now were have gary m.

12 Nov 2016 11:36:29
Too ealy for . ooh aah Viera?

12 Nov 2016 13:49:51
This is a oneleeds posting alert. Some of the words, sequence of those words, sentence and grammar construction viewers may find disturbing. Discretion is advised.

12 Nov 2016 14:18:30
OK, here's my attempt. It took me long enough to think of it. 'Hey hey we're the Gary Monk-ees, people say we monkey around, we're too busy winning and sending other teams down! ' Vote agree if you like it and think I'm a lyrical genius. Vote disagree if you think it's complete b0110ck5 (Ed, please edit if you want) and I should stick to my day job.

12 Nov 2016 15:05:31
LIG Insertion of first name of manager makes it not scan properly. The only other thing that is wrong is the song is half a century old so kinda out of date. Ausman will probably love it.

12 Nov 2016 15:45:49
George. I'll get Calvin Harris to do a remix so the kids will like it. Also it's about 40 years old. The my old man's a dustman tune, isn't that about 50 years old?

12 Nov 2016 16:07:02
LIG Opening title theme of Monkees was recorded around time we won the World Cup so I am right with 50.

12 Nov 2016 16:49:37
Georgie boy, I feel that I am in the presence of a music oracle, I only know it from the tv programme. 2nd go to the tune of the Pontus one I'm afraid, I can't get it out of my head! 'Chris Wood scores the goals, Pablo sets them up, Dallas is always injured, because Debbie's a good shag. ' Same voting rules apply. Your texts will be charged at 50p plus your operators charge. The Debbie does Dallas reference, will the kids get that?

12 Nov 2016 17:20:55
You two needs to get out more. And oneleeds needs locking up. And by the way (although irrelevant) love the Monkees.

12 Nov 2016 18:18:18
well i'm definitely a believer (sorry) !

12 Nov 2016 18:26:33
Speedy. I'm at home in bed with the worst case of man flu ever, a lemsip, two young kids annoying me and a wife that gives no sympathy. Nothing better to do, no footie. I'm that bored that I've been watching the egg chasers this afternoon on't tefalision. Even porn can't excite me. I'm not one to moan, true northerner, just get on with life. Up the whites and down the lemsip! MOT.

12 Nov 2016 19:58:19
Oh I'm sharing your pain Lucas. 'It's a little bit me, a little bit you! ' Hopefully you'll be better tomorrow and have a 'Pleasant Valley Sunday'. Get in!

12 Nov 2016 20:06:23
One more quickie for the fellow Monkees fans amongst us. ' I thought love was only true in fairy tales, then we signed Pontus! '

12 Nov 2016 20:13:05
Something to do with ' movin on up' by primal scream.

12 Nov 2016 20:37:56
Speedy I'm doing well to type this out correctly because your last post made me vomit all over my screen. Could be a warranty claim. What's your address so the insurers can recover their losses?

12 Nov 2016 20:48:04
George. Of the millions of people I would never give my address to, you'd be right up there 😜.

12 Nov 2016 21:49:07
Speedy, terrible. I'll have to give you a good Tork-ing to when we have the fight after the magpies game. I'm ill, this man flu is getting worse, you could say I look many 'Shades of Grey' at the moment so not in the mood. 'I Wanna be free' of this disease. P. S. That was a (Neil) Diamond!

12 Nov 2016 23:18:50
Wise decision that Speedy.

13 Nov 2016 03:43:41
Chuckled a lot to above post. George. Were you drunk? You were funny I'm going to the monkeys gig in Perth next year. Can't wait to singalong! Lucas mate. Had a chuckle about you being ill. bad of me I know. Speedie.

13 Nov 2016 08:39:14
Lets hope pontus doesn't just use us as a 'stepping stone ' speedie :)

13 Nov 2016 09:58:05
Well done Lancaster. I thought we'd exhausted all their hits. Lucas! I've only just got your Tork - ing comment. Brilliant!

13 Nov 2016 11:17:28
Wasn't stepping stone sung by the pistols?