Leeds Banter Archive June 15 2018

15 Jun 2018 19:04:39
Anyone know how to get rid of the border Mark my paul heckingbottom poster has left on my bedroom wall?

15 Jun 2018 19:47:17
Martyn have you been in speedy dungeon

15 Jun 2018 19:57:42
Funny you are back now Martyn that the new manager is on board. As I said earlier in the month you were away negotiating to bring in the new boss. All down to you credit to you, forget Radz and Orta, Martyn is the man!

15 Jun 2018 20:00:34
Still got a mark from my Hockaday poster Martyn.

15 Jun 2018 20:09:33
Hope it’s just a border stain Ox 😏

15 Jun 2018 20:16:51
Martyn. Use a touch of daz washing powder. It even extracts the urine from the red shirted team making them whiter than white 💙

15 Jun 2018 20:47:45
Am back boys. Been a little under the weather. Had my yearly mot and whilst doc was probing around he found something that he thought wasn't the previous nights kebab. One 6 hour operation and 3 weeks in Jimmy's and I'm home. Just need the all clear now but will be a long process MOT

15 Jun 2018 20:58:52
No idea who you actually are Martyn _g but wish you well in your recovery pal. MOT

15 Jun 2018 21:21:08
All the very best Martyn for a speedy recovery look after yourself keep the the faith Mot.

15 Jun 2018 21:42:12
Great to have you back Martyn, and wishing you a speedy recovery, take it slow now, and rest up so your fighting fit for next seasons promotion MOT

15 Jun 2018 21:43:11
All the best Marty hope all goes well

15 Jun 2018 21:44:17
Martyn, good to see you back hope it’s a good new with the all clear.

15 Jun 2018 21:54:00
Welcome back Martyn. Good health sir

15 Jun 2018 21:57:05
Get well soon fella, here's to some better days ahead

15 Jun 2018 22:10:09
Welcome back martyn, best wishes on your recovery fella.

15 Jun 2018 22:31:28
Hope you’re ok now, full recovery old boy

15 Jun 2018 22:32:31
Oh shoite Martyn! Never good to have that kinda news, but was honestly worried why you'd gone outta the blue. Glad your back, and hope you're properly recovered soon.

15 Jun 2018 23:17:10
Welcome back Martyn and get yourself fit for the roller coaster ride

15 Jun 2018 23:37:21
Best you get proper fit before the madness really starts :) good luck big fella

16 Jun 2018 00:20:28
Great to see your humour is still on point. Hope results are the ones we all want too hear for yourself and us whites. MOT to you Martyn. 👍👍👍

16 Jun 2018 00:26:03
I hope you make a full recovery Martyn, good to have you posting again.

16 Jun 2018 07:14:18
Did you see the result of poster of the year Martyn before you got ill? Oh and good to have you back matey!

16 Jun 2018 10:02:22
Get well soon Martyn.

16 Jun 2018 10:28:57
Thanks lads. Yea I saw it Aus, I'd have demanded a recount. Did you vote for yourself? Lol. Tell ya what tho with bub at the helm it's going to be interesting if nothing else. I got a feeling were going to be a bit like wolves were with the backing from his pals pep and poch.

16 Jun 2018 10:54:01
Recover quickly Martyn! We need you fighting fit on this site fella take it easy MOT old boy regards DJ 😎

16 Jun 2018 13:53:06
Yeah get well soon fellah. Next time your in Jimmys ask them to give you a thick skin or at least one that can withstand a thumbs down. Good to have you back.

16 Jun 2018 13:59:30
Wish you better health Martyn.

17 Jun 2018 08:58:59
Welcome back Martyn, hopefully no stress from your club this season will aid a speedy recovery! They say laughter is the best cure so look forward to 'sitting on a hot cup of coffee' and similar moments from El Loco!

15 Jun 2018 18:10:36
Really like Bielsa statement -- "It has always been my ambition to work in England and I have had several opportunities to do so during my career, however I have always felt it was important to wait for the right project to come along and so when a club with Leeds United's history made me an offer, it was impossible to turn down, " Bielsa said in a statement. "I am excited for the challenge ahead. " -- maybe just maybe we have someone that understands the club and we have our long awaited awakening and not another false dawn

15 Jun 2018 20:00:19
Was linked to West ham a few years ago but they didn't like it when he said most of the squad were crap and needed replacing. God knows how many of ours will be staying then!

15 Jun 2018 20:11:31
Erm probably very few Mezzer but the U23’s should fill quite a few of the gaps

16 Jun 2018 00:28:08
Hats off to him for watching all those mind numbing performances and still wanting to come on board!

15 Jun 2018 15:59:20
20 mill is a warchest for 2, maybe 3, decent players but I truly hope Bielsa has seen something exciting in some of our young guns and will give them a go next season. It will be interesting to see who falls by the wayside after a few games. His style calls for total commitment and total buy in from everyone or the whole system collapses.

15 Jun 2018 16:50:35
That's £20M plus whatever comes from ST sales which the YP says . 17,000 sold and now they're selling at 10 times the rate that they were last year ! ! !

15 Jun 2018 17:04:50
If that money is spent wisely rather than frittered away like the past year then it could make a big difference plus Bielsa will attract better players on loan from the big boys. Hopefully we will also offload some players which will free up another £5.50 !

15 Jun 2018 17:21:45
Which player would be top of your shopping list? Forestieri for me, the one Cellino allowed to get away!

15 Jun 2018 22:37:09
Ive heard of this striker from carpi, or Ford Capri, called mbapagokogohu, who is supposed to be quite handy. ?

16 Jun 2018 14:01:12
Somebody told me he was from Crapi or maybe they just said he was Crapi?

15 Jun 2018 14:51:17
Don't cry for me Leeds United the truth is I always loved you😁

15 Jun 2018 15:07:23
Lol Mr Aggro 😂

15 Jun 2018 15:53:47
Good one Aggro

15 Jun 2018 13:01:48
There will be loads of our players who will be pooping their knickers at today's news. It's time to earn their wages or wave bye bye. Interesting few weeks to come. Would imagine the team that starts the first game will be very different to the one who finished the last

15 Jun 2018 13:32:57
I think we're all hoping for a vastly changed line up Speedy!

15 Jun 2018 14:16:28
Would assume there are lots who want to play for him and improve their game, players may want to come to us as 1st choice, there's a thing.

15 Jun 2018 16:05:39
Yes. His connections and reputation should be well worth his wages.

15 Jun 2018 16:53:04
Training at 10am . bit of lunch . a rest . then more training at 6:30pm . get 'em fit if nothing else :) they deserve it after last season

15 Jun 2018 11:38:50
A good positive management move. Just looked at the free agents from premier league from last year. Some good players about including Julian Speroni and Robert Huth. Mix in some youth and we could give it a real go this year. MOT.

15 Jun 2018 12:32:35
Just out of interest, is that Chippenham Wiltshire? I'm in Calne

15 Jun 2018 13:56:20
Softie this is not grinder

15 Jun 2018 15:10:54
Wex, that’s where I’ve been going wrong all this time. Bugger, I’ll have to stop flirting with Aussie now, thanks a lot mate. 😜

15 Jun 2018 16:07:41
Wex. I think you'll find grinder is spelt grindr. Allegedly! And how come you know about it anyway?

15 Jun 2018 10:21:14
Feeling very positive today! We have a manager who will have made it clear what influence he wants to have, what players he needs and who has a world class book of contacts of younger managers who will be keen to help him out. Add to that, we are paying a lot of money for his knowledge and expertise . He has to work out how to adapt his style to a long championship season with many tough games. But it's going to be an exciting journey. Pontus wanted a sign of intent, hopefully he has got it. I suspect he will also get some good performances out of some of the players we might have given up on. Never mind the World Cup, bring on the pre season!

15 Jun 2018 12:47:32
Totally agree Spanish. He will defo bring out the best of our good players, might make some average ones look better, plus I doubt he will tolerate the dross! Now for some signings!

15 Jun 2018 09:12:18
Wow. Well we got him. Question is. Do I buy my first ever season ticket?

15 Jun 2018 09:40:45
Go do it Speedy, invest in Bielsa.

15 Jun 2018 10:21:56
Yes go on Speedy. Even if we lose a game we will do it in style.

15 Jun 2018 10:45:29
Something to believe in Speedy. At last we have a proper manager now to back him. Players can't hide now. Starting to believe Radz does want us promoted. Next season will be very interesting, let's see how negative the media can be with this. I think he will prove to be just what we needed expect some rustling of feathers as the Peacocks come home to roost. Orta better get his act together.

15 Jun 2018 11:38:41
I'll do it ! East Stand Upper? Or any better recommendations?

15 Jun 2018 13:02:31
try the Kop or one of the corners - East Stand Upper is a bit far away from the action and lacking in atmosphere for my liking

15 Jun 2018 13:03:06
South Stand has the best atmosphere but not sure how easily you could get a season ticket there

15 Jun 2018 13:37:27
If they bring back standing, then it has to be the Lowfields Loony Pen!

15 Jun 2018 13:52:38
But I'm of an age where I need to sit Alf. At least for those bits of the game when we are not scoring

15 Jun 2018 13:59:39
Sit where you sat when lorimer scored on your 50th

15 Jun 2018 16:08:41
Cheeky. VERY cheeky Wex. Get back on grinder

15 Jun 2018 16:58:28
Get in the Gelderd End . Revie Stand, North Stand . whatever they wanna call it these days . DD101 isn't taken . it's next to me tho and I might bore you to death ;)

15 Jun 2018 06:29:44
New manager in place, time for the ball to start rolling ! Think we will see a few different players being brought on board, different to the names we thought we were going for. Let the fun begin.

15 Jun 2018 07:16:53
I am looking forward to seeing who we get rid of just as much as who we recruit!

15 Jun 2018 08:45:20
Hold tight we are off and running.

15 Jun 2018 09:49:01
For once we can be excited about the summer now! It's going to be interesting, and can't wait to see us play next year. No doubt there will be blips along the way, but good times ahead I think!