Leeds Banter Archive December 17 2015

 

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17 Dec 2015 23:35:33
Well still buzzing from that win, we are flying without wings (but we do now have wingers)
Great great performance from big Steve. Say what you like about him, and whatever he gets wrong in the future, he got it spot on tonight. He can see when a game needs changing and he has the balls to do it. How many times have we gone crazy when some of the last few coaches had no plan B or left it until the 85th minute to make a change.
Well done SE. Gone up massively in my estimation tonight. Get yourself a big well earned drink - and let's have more of the same against Larry's lambs on Sunday.

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18 Dec 2015 01:58:12
Loved the attacking 442 formation once the Douk came on.

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17 Dec 2015 22:34:58
Fair play to the Douk when he came on I was shouting at SE Wtf! 😂 but he was quality when he came on, Wood needs to stay behind tomorrow for shooting practice, and Sam will probably be worth 8 Mil after tonight top performance, but my MOM undoubtedly has to be the cowboy what a game he had! Not convinced by belusci too undisciplined the amount of times he left Cooper alone to play attacking midfielder was untrue. I'm like BELUSCi Wtf get back in DEFENCE! 😂 good Subs by SE should have given Mom dallas a bigger break as he had literally run himself into the ground, top game tonight! Well done lads up to the dizzy heights of 14th Come on the whites mot 😎.

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17 Dec 2015 23:36:51
Agree DJ, the Douk was absolute class
Unbelievable.

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17 Dec 2015 22:12:02
Message for Cellino

Give Byram a two or three year contract and Pay Byram 10% more than what he is asking for Add a early exit clause if an offer comes in from a Premiership club in excess of £12m

That way no excuses for not signing if its money. If he stays and we then sell him at least we will make good money.

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17 Dec 2015 22:29:56
Byram has hopefully silenced all of his critics today and hopefully Cellino will now realise that he is an asset worth investing in, rather than selling but I seriously doubt it.

Yet again, Wood is left in front of goal with only the goalkeeper to beat and kicks the ball straight at him - TWICE!

FFS, just put Antennucci on to start off with.

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17 Dec 2015 23:33:57
Like I said in a previous post stick woods out on loan and give Erwin a chance!

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17 Dec 2015 23:39:32
No way Sam is going to stay I'm afraid, but I'll settle for a few more games like that before he departs, and his millions spent on a push up the table. And I can't believe I'm about to type this - but - give Big Steve a chance until the end of the season.

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17 Dec 2015 22:02:53
The good news is Byrams value just gone up to 15 million win win situation! Lol.

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17 Dec 2015 22:00:35
As speedy said phew! Good overall performance and now let's push on now for Xmas fixtures and see where we end up!

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17 Dec 2015 21:50:08
Wood could have cost us tonight but he'll come good at least he gets in good positions can see him pushing us towards play offs in second half of the season still delighted with result Evans could be our saviour.

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17 Dec 2015 22:33:45
Everyone keeps saying Wood will come good, twice tonight he was put in front of goal with a seriously good scoring chance and on both occasions kicked the ball straight at the Goalie?

There is no point whatsoever in him getting in a 'good position' unless he is actually going to score?

We pay three million quid for this and then try and undermine Byram? Two goals tonight and defending strongly, what is wrong with Evans and Cellino?

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17 Dec 2015 23:11:16
Great post leeds 4 a longtime Completely agree, I think that is why he wants lafferty as he will link up effortlessly with dallas, and be as clinical as he is with NI, he has to give Byram a much improved offer and we as fans need to give Cellino a break, it's entertaining at least watching our unpredictable mad as a hatter owner.

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17 Dec 2015 21:45:42
Get in there. OK, I didn't get the score right, but there weren't many predicting a win tonight. Have more faith boys. The future is bright. Fat is the new thin and big boy Steve is the best manager we've had for a long while.

Sam Byram's having a party, bring your Stellas and your smarties!

UTW, DTP!

MM.

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{Ed033's Note - The future is bright, the future is purple.

17 Dec 2015 22:35:56
I almost put a tenner on Leeds at 12/1 to win but whenever I do they lose or draw. Far happier to see the result than win money though!

Good result, but Wood either needs to wear glasses or learn to put the ball over the opposing goalkeeper rather than pass it to him.

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17 Dec 2015 21:43:19
Steve Evans, tactical genius.
Chelsea will be contacting him tomorrow! 😁.

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17 Dec 2015 21:52:07
Omg after my rant, re not scoring in a brothel

CW is that man I'm claiming was behind that rant


How a few days changes things in football

And Sam put a couple of extra mil in the pocket of the Mad Italian

I wouldn't have bet on them with your money MM

Happy days when we are both wrong.

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17 Dec 2015 21:43:04
Phew!
No finger nails or toe nails left.
Great Win.
Just think if Dallas's shot had gone in instead of hitting the post, we would have won 4-2, and if Wood had taken his chances, we would have won 23-2.

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17 Dec 2015 21:56:24
Fantastic! The buzz from a win is better than coitus!

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17 Dec 2015 22:37:08
I think Wood is a total disgrace after that showing.

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18 Dec 2015 00:28:04
scoops

coitus? Who's ever called it that :)

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17 Dec 2015 21:11:40
Am I awake?! 3-1 up and jose has been sacked. Fluking brilliant!

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17 Dec 2015 21:22:00
But its not over until my wife sings

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17 Dec 2015 21:41:17
Is she singing now SS?

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17 Dec 2015 22:00:39
Yes oh yes. Amazing, who doubted you Sam? Plenty on here! At last Cellino has a brain, put the player you want to sell on the pitch. Best thing to do now would be to give him an improved contract. Sorry George, the oooooohhhhhhh yessss, was not for our great victory, it was just that I bumped into Mrs Integrety and she thought it would be a good idea to share the victory with someone else as you have had your birthday tree for this year. MOT

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17 Dec 2015 21:05:01
He's done it again! Byram!

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17 Dec 2015 21:14:26
Good job he didn't take him off after 10 mins!

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17 Dec 2015 20:56:40
DALLAS! He t**tted that! What a goal!

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17 Dec 2015 20:54:40
Well done to Byram, I think he'll be gone in the coming weeks but I wonder whether we'll ever find out if he was f#*ked over by LUFC

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17 Dec 2015 21:43:01
Good player that Brampton.

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17 Dec 2015 20:43:34
Good to see Evans has plan b wolves are there for the taking now.

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17 Dec 2015 20:32:35
Good man Sam.

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17 Dec 2015 20:30:13
Get in Byram lad.

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17 Dec 2015 20:17:51
Time to make name for self Sully Doukara and win your place back with a fine performance.

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17 Dec 2015 20:22:46
We look terrified on the ball, especially Mr Glass (Wootton) . Not sure Sully is going to make any difference .

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17 Dec 2015 20:32:36
And just to disprove my last comment, Brampton scores.😂

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{Ed003's Note - Never heard of him lol.}

17 Dec 2015 20:39:11
SORRY Ed, That's what Samsung / Android think "Byram" should be auto-correctd to!

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17 Dec 2015 19:08:27
Byram in for Mowatt not Wotton!
I'm sure SE know's what he's doing.
I hope 😉
I've actually seen the compromising photographs Wotton has got of Steve Evans and I'm telling you he will be starting every game! 😨.

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17 Dec 2015 19:33:15
I've decided to call him Wotton now not Wootton, as in wott on the pitch from the start again!
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it nothing to do with being a rubbish spella!

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17 Dec 2015 19:39:38
Strange decision on the face of it but let's se what the big fella has up his sleeve with Sam tonight.

UTW.

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17 Dec 2015 20:36:25
Brilliant decision to play Bryam, obviously!

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17 dec 2015 18:11:12
win would be good but bore draw.

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17 Dec 2015 17:18:25
Roman, please appoint good friend Agent Moyes.

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17 Dec 2015 16:38:53
I did say we would only get a draw at Charlton. As much as I would like 3 points tonight I can't see it. We will do well to get a point at Wolves. They are hard to beat at home.

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17 Dec 2015 16:50:38
I think a point will be a good result from tonights game, but I have a sneaky feeling we will come away with all 3.

Hope I am right

MOT

Wonder if Jose fancies managing a big club for a change, Mad Mourinho and Mad Massimo - what a pair that would be!

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17 Dec 2015 17:14:28
And me, the original Mad?

MM.

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17 Dec 2015 19:06:27
And you of course Mick - What a mad hatters tea party we could have.

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17 Dec 2015 14:16:16
Nice Guy Brian back at Reading.

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17 Dec 2015 15:51:26
Wish him all the best, hopefully he has found a bit of passion.

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17 Dec 2015 20:46:43
Good luck to him. Wonder if he'll start his interviews with "When I was at Leeds"

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17 Dec 2015 08:22:02
Gooood morning fellow leeds sufferers 😎 MM has asked us all for predictions, so I am going for a very tight 1-0 win with another beauty from Alex, in the LUTV interview with Thom irwin SE hinted at a 3-5-2 line up what do you think about that guys? It would mean a lot of hard work for Dallas and Taylor to get through, could work though maybe as a plan B Mot and a merry Christmas and a ho ho ho boys n girls.

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17 Dec 2015 11:08:27
Our season starts here 2 nil Leeds wood to score first Dallas with the second top 10 for January and push on for play offs place by march up the whites.

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17 Dec 2015 13:06:39
It is going to be a hard one guys so a point would be great result because:

We haven't won in 7 at wolves, lost 5.

Adam La F scored in each of his last 3 games against us.

We have won 1 in 6 of our last away games.

Wolves not lost in 5

So there you go a decent performance and a point will be a good result if we can get it, I'm not holding my breath on this one I'm afraid, hope I'm wrong.

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17 Dec 2015 15:40:46
The wife says wolverhampton wanderers is a daft name for a football team and we will beat them 2-0 and she is never wrong.

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17 Dec 2015 17:18:30
They also haven't won at home in 5 DG. You can make stats read what you like. I haven't had a sh**e all day, doesn't mean I'm constipated.

Anyway, off to the bog. I'd give it five if I were you.

MM.

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17 Dec 2015 18:03:53
Feels like a 2-1 game, just not sure which way. Going for a loss if we play 3-5-2 though DJ, we don't have the pass completion percentage or possession stats in central midfield to pull it off right now. 4-5-1 or 4-3-3 for me gives us a good chance if we can play like the second half last game.

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