Leeds Banter Archive March 17 2017

 

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17 Mar 2017 23:10:16
I was watching the second half of Udders and Bristol and noticed Udders have three classy stars above their badge. Like Ajax has stars for winning the CL. Anyone know what these stars are for and are they relevant today? Three wins? Three goals? Three fans? Three dogs?

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{Ed007's Note - The won the old First Division 3 years on the trot when Ed003 was at school, 1923–24, 1924–25, 1925–26.}

18 Mar 2017 08:39:33
Good knowledge Ed

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{Ed007's Note - Cheers, Alf.}

18 Mar 2017 19:48:52
Thanks ed

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17 Mar 2017 22:39:30
What are the words (and tune) to the 'back 4 song'?

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18 Mar 2017 09:17:01
Alf, I'm not sure of the words but the tune is, de da de de da de de da or something like that! 😁

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18 Mar 2017 11:50:33
Actually Danum the tune is la la la la la la la la

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18 Mar 2017 13:15:08
Lucas, I'm from South Yorkshire it is definitely de da! 😜

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18 Mar 2017 13:15:49
i am pretty sure it is, beridi on the right beridi on the right play him there play him there because on the left his S***e. I heard someone singing that against fulham anyway, think it might of been speedy

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17 Mar 2017 22:26:09
I think the Reading win was a good result for us, as I think Wednesday have as tough a run in as we do. As long as we finish above Wednesday we'll finish in the playoffs.

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17 Mar 2017 22:38:58
Thing is i would rather have wendies in play offs than Fulham. Looking forward to tomorrow. If we beat Brighton ER will go wild.

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18 Mar 2017 13:46:47
Yeah, so would I Bige. But I've got a feeling Fulham and Reading will finish above us and we're fighting with Wednesday over sixth place.

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17 Mar 2017 20:30:07
Get in Bristol city

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{Ed033's Note - That better not be cockney rhyming slang πŸ˜‹.

17 Mar 2017 20:46:20
2-0. Watch out you dog botherers we're coming to get you. Get in the council gritters 😜 That's rhyming slang ed.

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{Ed033's Note - That's more like it.

17 Mar 2017 21:25:45
well would you Adam it, the cherry botheres are only going to Tom to Bristol. This is a turn up for the books and done leeds a right cheesy.

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{Ed033's Note - Well done.

17 Mar 2017 21:32:31
A wendies equalizer would be a good night

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17 Mar 2017 21:44:48
steady on Bristol. You'll embarrass those Labrador lovers. Don't we all feel sorry for Wagner?

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17 Mar 2017 22:40:40
Well now even a point for us tomorrow will be good news, and even a narrow loss not a disaster. When did we suddenly get such a better goalie difference than all the teams around us ?

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17 Mar 2017 13:07:29
On another note, happy St Patrick's Day Corky and all the Irish, plastic Paddys, everyone who likes Guinness and all of you on this great site. Have a good craic! MM

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17 Mar 2017 19:05:37
Same to you Michael a few green Guinness in the spoons a green thai curry on the way home and feeling a little green in the morningπŸ˜‰

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17 Mar 2017 20:14:52
as a cockney of Irish decent I shall be having a few whiskeys and driving my mrs mental. My new born got her first casting today for pampers so hopefylly that will be a double clebration as if she gets it she will be richer than me as my job for pampers wasn't as high a fee they must have a pay scale on looks happy paddys day all mot x

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17 Mar 2017 22:32:58
You should try out for huggies pull ups instead BW - they like a more mature actor

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18 Mar 2017 09:39:09
sadly i'm in the pampers camp now i have done an advert for them just hoping my daughetr follow suits as hers is worht more which is unfair and she don't even do anything, which seeing me act might be why. although i am impressed i must be the only person in the world who used the c work a lot in a pampers auditions and got the job

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17 Mar 2017 13:05:44
Hey lads n lasses, I know this isn't a Dear Deidre agony aunt site but you all know my story, so a bit of advice would be appreciated. I was watching the sister in law (next door) sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. I was quietly going about my business knocking one out and I turned to notice my wife just stood there, arms folded, watching me. Is she some sort of pervert? MM

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17 Mar 2017 13:47:12
Yes. You are a match made in heaven

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17 Mar 2017 15:37:57
Dear Mr Mick. I can fully understand and empathise with your predicament. She certainly seems to a bit of a voyeur. In circumstances like this then I would not only recommend a good session down at the mighty Weatherspoon's but also may be worth enjoying a good old fashioned facial with maybe a pearl necklace for decoration to end the night off. Let me know how you get on. Best regards
Lucas, the sex pest.

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17 Mar 2017 15:51:16
Bloody women eh mm Sounds weird to me
Reckon she got sis topless just to watch you mate. M
Well dodgy.

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17 Mar 2017 16:26:01
I could maybe offer her some counseling free of charge of course. But you really need to speak to Bermondsey or speedy. When it comes to weird sexual practices these guys are leaders in the field

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17 Mar 2017 19:10:16
Oh thanks for the compliment wex 😚

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17 Mar 2017 20:20:44
actually wex i'm proper vanillia, i'm a lights off socks on kind of guy, had sex once got carried away and the mrs started to enjoy herself and i can't stand for that. as for waching the wife sybling i have been cuaght a couple of times which is odd as she only has an older brother, but in my defence he is kinda cute

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17 Mar 2017 22:33:51
Why were you sunbathing topless in this weather MM?

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18 Mar 2017 08:53:53
BW. You do know know socks are designed to be worn on your feet !

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17 Mar 2017 12:12:50
Hey guys! Well MONSTER game tomorrow i'd take a draw but really think we need to beat them, so I'm going for 2-1 win them to score late on leaving us all with palpitations for last 10 mins lol woody and another ped bit of skill Come on the whites! MOT brothers

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17 Mar 2017 13:03:08
liking the prediction DJ - I've never made predictions and i never will.

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17 Mar 2017 13:09:30
2-0 stroll in the park. Woody and Bart Man. MM

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17 Mar 2017 15:49:10
Nah. 5-1 for me. Beradi 2. Peds 1. Hern 1 errrr. Vierra 1.

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17 Mar 2017 19:28:13
I'll raise your 5-1 Aussie and go for a whooping 9-3. Wood with 5, Alf with a brace, 1 each for pablo and Pontus. A goal fest and then an ale fest around the centre of Leeds.

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17 Mar 2017 20:22:49
i think we will lose 1-3 but will still be watching and cheering on regardless and draw or win will be massive bonus as not expecting it. if pablo and ped turn it on we could beat anyone and our defence is as good as anyone and possible prem standard so all on midfeild tomorrow who need to up game. hope your well mate and hopefully see you soon MOT

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18 Mar 2017 08:42:41
Cheers bermo! Same to you mate, Lucas that's a super prediction mate, Wonder what odds you'd get for that? Mot

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17 Mar 2017 07:37:41
I'd like to give a big shout out to the driver of the car I passed on the way to work this morning with the number plate LUFC1. Not something I expected to see in this part of the woods.

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17 Mar 2017 12:28:37
Could have been Aus was it a ut

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17 Mar 2017 15:46:27
Oh Wex is a funny boy. Lol. Ute!

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