Leeds Banter Archive June 18 2016

 

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18 Jun 2016 22:40:53
We are being linked with Swedish Striker from Kalmar, apparently due for a medical on Monday. Marcus Antonsson who has apparently scored 10 in 12 - 25 years old and costing £1.2m. Be good to have some competition to make Wood play for his place.

BW could you let me have the website address that Speedy referred to.

MOT.

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19 Jun 2016 08:52:09
I've had a look on you tube and he has the look/ style of Fernando Torres about him. If he's a tenth as good as him, he'll be five times as good as Chris Wood!
Also this might sound a bit racist this but it's not meant to, I'd rather have Scandinavian players than Mediterranean ones, do you know what I mean?

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19 Jun 2016 12:26:08
Danum. When you say Mediterranean, do you actually mean Italian? Could have saved yourself a few letters in typing there!

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19 Jun 2016 14:07:26
5? 500!

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19 Jun 2016 15:03:06
Speedy, why bad mouth one nation when you can bad mouth many more with just a few extra letters! 😁
Seriously though I do just mean northern Europeans seem to have a bit more grit.
I wasn't just having a go at MCs preference for his own countrymen.

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18 Jun 2016 21:45:47
Antenucci, bellusci, Beradi, Silvestre, Bianchi, Benedicic, Doukara. 7 good reasons why Cellino should keep his nose out of deciding who Monk should bring in. Within the financial parameters.

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19 Jun 2016 02:07:25
Wakey
Bit harsh on Antenucci and Berardi. Even Doukara to an extent. He weighed in with a few goals earning us some points.
I agree though. From now on Monk should be allowed to bring in his players and not endure those Cellino wants.

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19 Jun 2016 02:30:47
Wakey agree with all of that apart from antenucci and beradi but disagree with all the rest.

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19 Jun 2016 10:18:13
Beradi is solid both left side or right side, I'd keep him.

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19 Jun 2016 11:06:21
Berardi one of first names on my team sheet and Benedicic got injured so we will never know if he would have been any good. But we get your drift.

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19 Jun 2016 14:08:00
Agree.

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18 Jun 2016 15:23:51
Anyone up for a laugh?
This is an extract of what I've just read on yet another poor link on NN.
'Leeds are sure to demand a seven-figure sum for a goalkeeper being tipped as a future national goalkeeper by current Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon. '
Italian keepers at the moment must be very poor.

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18 Jun 2016 16:17:51
think we all agree good shot stopper, but has no command of area or defence .

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18 Jun 2016 16:51:12
Why get rid of Silvestre now. Give him to Flahavan. Let's see if he can eradicate the flaws. If he can we have one heck of a keeper and save a few bob to spend elsewhere.

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18 Jun 2016 17:07:14
Good post leodis.

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18 Jun 2016 17:25:05
I agree. Don't think new keeper is the priority. More a luxury.

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18 Jun 2016 20:27:48
We are all hoping for automatic promotion or a play off place next season and with a few new players it's a possibility but one of them must be a new keeper. Silvestres is a joke Of a keeper with all his shortcomings. Just being able to be a shot stopper when unchallenged is not enough by a long way. Promotion? Not with the worst goalie in the league. We will achieve mid table mediocrity again after all his mistakes which habitually cost us games.

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18 Jun 2016 21:16:53
I agree with leodis. Let a good goalkeeping coach get to grips with him and let's see what he can do with him. You can't make a goalkeeper an instinctive shot stopper but possibly could make a cowardly custard Italian get off his line quicker. Actually, wait, scrub that last bit :-)

MM.

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18 Jun 2016 22:14:05
Bit harsh wakey. He's a fine shot stopper just a tad Dracula-esque.

More important than a new goalkeeper is 3 central defenders. What's happening there? The BBC aren't up to it.

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18 Jun 2016 13:29:12
Looks like we might be trying to bring in a new experienced keeper.
Good move imo.

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18 Jun 2016 15:08:48
ITS ABOUT TIME!

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18 Jun 2016 15:30:28
Totally agree Hooks his nickname of Dracula wasn't far off when it came to crosses in the box and I'm sure he suffers from claustrophobia in a crowded penalty. For me if he goes he won't be missed.

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18 Jun 2016 13:03:24
Good luck to Irelands lads for corky and co.

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18 Jun 2016 13:52:35
Well said Wex. c'mon the boys in green!

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18 Jun 2016 14:03:39
I'm cheering your lads on too today good luck 🍀 corky lad.

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18 Jun 2016 17:35:28
Sorry cork and co it was not a good display very negative on the ball why didn't they play like they did against Sweden.

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18 Jun 2016 09:59:54
Love you George.

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18 Jun 2016 10:23:40
Wex!
Whatever has come over you?!

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18 Jun 2016 11:12:28
Well it def wasn't me George before you start pointing your finger!

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19 Jun 2016 00:14:46
Was thinking it might be Berm, speedy.

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19 Jun 2016 12:23:36
George. That's very possible!

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18 Jun 2016 09:46:07
lucky fa having agm in Portugal so a paid holiday as well . bent fifa is fa bent as well.

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18 Jun 2016 09:08:20
OK then, back to the LU talk.
GFH out and give MC full control to see what he can achieve with 100% control.

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18 Jun 2016 09:28:41
Agree Lucas, nice to see a proper post after the twaddle of the last couple of weeks, I thought I had stumbled on some sort of sadistic dating site by mistake.

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18 Jun 2016 11:10:14
Ox, if you need the web address of that dating site, BW has it.

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18 Jun 2016 12:52:25
Lucas that sort of post had myself and George in meaningful debate all day.

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18 Jun 2016 14:12:48
Yes it did.

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18 Jun 2016 09:06:18
Well I've just got back from a few days away and read the posts. Seen that I've been called a wastrel in my absence, whatever that is. I'll look it up later, and I've missed all the handbagging. Never mind. Don't suppose I'll have to wait long for some more. That is, unless we actually sign or sell a player or something football related happens.

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18 Jun 2016 23:38:46
Speedy I love u you massive wastrel.

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19 Jun 2016 11:09:35
BW
That post would have been better, and more accurate if you had simply missed off the last word 😜
Love you too, obvs.

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17 Jun 2016 22:37:00
George strikes me as the sort to sneak in a pair of knuckle dusters! Am I right Georgy boy? 😂 😎.

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18 Jun 2016 02:44:16
Do they make them my size, DJ?

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18 Jun 2016 01:41:42
😂 this is the same post as below! Never mind George that's 2 knuckle dusters 😂 😎.

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18 Jun 2016 04:58:53
Probably not George, don't worry I recommend you bend some of Bermo's Iron garden railings that he uses to stop him from getting at the Millwall fans near his house, use some of that Georgy boy and bend them round your mansize hands 👐 😂, don't sweat it Wexy lad, we will fill your boxing gloves with lead weights to even it out! 😎 p. s don't worry about me I'm on the Tramodol I need to sleep 😴.

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18 Jun 2016 06:41:24
DJ
Lol. There's only a few on here who get my humour. MM for one, certainly Deda, Notts and Ed001. Think you do too. Good reply there.
Berm
I'm going to steal segments of your iron railings under suggestion from DJ. When I bring them back they'll have this flattened nose shaped deformity essence about them. Hope you won't be too miffed.

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18 Jun 2016 11:23:39
Ha ha ha ha George that would make a nice piece of artwork imagine that, wexies nose 👃 immortalised! 😂 No offence Wexy lad 😎.

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18 Jun 2016 23:41:37
No iron railings can keep the proper London mob out why I live in third floor flat. Unlike fake mob when a Londoner says wastrel they mean it.

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