Leeds Banter Archive December 21 2017

 

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21 Dec 2017 17:30:18
FA taking no action against Citeh or Pride of Devon for tunnel altercation or against Not So Special One for pre-match comments. Apparently this is due to FA's realization that Leeds United were not involved.

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22 Dec 2017 08:19:04
figures

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22 Dec 2017 09:04:19
Shapes

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22 Dec 2017 13:14:15
French Letters

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22 Dec 2017 13:47:43
does anyone still call them that Lucas?

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22 Dec 2017 18:02:35
Alf, "mais oui bien sΓ»r"πŸ˜€

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22 Dec 2017 23:41:50
Don't know what they are alf. Ask Ed, for a change he's added a word to my post, normally he has to remove them 😜

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{Ed033's Note - We can't have a post that just contains Letters πŸ˜‹.

23 Dec 2017 07:21:56
French Letters were what people called condoms back in the war years.

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21 Dec 2017 13:38:30
There's been a lot of talk lately about female coaches in football. We had a female coach once when I played Sunday league (she was stunning) . Anyway as I played up front, she said if I didn't score, she'd pull me off at half time! Goes without saying, I didn't have my shooting boots on that day! πŸ˜ƒ Anyway, Merry Christmas to all the posters and all the eds who do a fantastic job. πŸŽ…

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21 Dec 2017 15:50:20
Hilarious!

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21 Dec 2017 17:53:52
Rodney Marsh said something similar about Sir Alf Ramsey. "If you don't do the business I will pull you off at half time" Rod's reply was "At City we only get Oranges and a cup of Tea"

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21 Dec 2017 19:08:52
Danum, I read something somewhere about Britain's first transgender football coach. I wasn't aware you were friends.

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21 Dec 2017 20:51:27
Happy birthday to the old 'pulling you off at half time' joke. 50 today ! Only wish I was.

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21 Dec 2017 21:18:16
Oldie but goodie, Speedy. Just like you! πŸ˜‰

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21 Dec 2017 21:20:21
Wex, she/he was called Leslie so you never know! πŸ˜‹

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22 Dec 2017 11:24:59
I'm sure Mick had a greyhound called Leslie once

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22 Dec 2017 13:15:36
I had a female coach once, now I'm legally bound not to say anything about it for another 7 years!

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22 Dec 2017 13:52:08
I had a female once and I'm still paying for it.

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23 Dec 2017 17:12:49
That’s a life sentence Alf

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21 Dec 2017 07:48:52
Brandley Kuwas Seemingly a very Orta style signing if it comes off as he's one of these with a really good record in another league, but can he cut it? Seems to me like he's roofe, but he's got more strength and pace about him. he can finish, and knows how to put it on a plate. I think if we do sign him, he will be the final piece to this front 4, initially starting up top, with the possibility to play on either wing. This lad looks the real deal

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21 Dec 2017 09:13:21
You never really know till they're here 6 months how they're going to adapt. Especially younger players Of all those young players we signed in the summer, if 4/5 progress to regular first team players we'll have done good business.

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21 Dec 2017 11:07:23
Id say you have 4/5 now. Lassoga, saiz, alioski, wiedwald, ekuban are all first team and could start every week.

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21 Dec 2017 15:14:39
Lassago going back to Hamburg if you ask me

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21 Dec 2017 16:20:49
I meant the ones signed for the u23s really. Rather than the first team ready lads.

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22 Dec 2017 08:21:23
Kun regularly trains with the first team so can see him making the step up sooner rather than later

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22 Dec 2017 13:47:06
Depending on what TC sees on the training pitch will certainly decide the January spending. I have often felt the answer to some of our problems is, maybe, already on the payroll?

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21 Dec 2017 00:13:15
With two Swedes in the team would it be too much with Celta Vigo striker John Guidetti. In the swedish goldwinning team U21 in 2015. He is out of favour and Levante is casting an eye on him. Would bring some speed and power up front.

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21 Dec 2017 09:09:09
Not a bad shout Right age
Good pedigree
Cheap ;-)

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{Ed001's Note - he has an appalling attitude though and suffered a lot through his career with weight issues brought about by a lack of basic fitness as he is a terrible trainer.}

21 Dec 2017 17:28:49
Sgt major Jansson might fix that .

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22 Dec 2017 13:53:22
Is it really worth risking upsetting what seems to be a decent team spirit at the moment?

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