Leeds Banter Archive November 21 2018

 

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21 Nov 2018 15:33:06
Two scots Archie and Jimmy, are discussing
Jimmy's wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' brilliant, " says Jimmy. "A've got everythin'
sorted, the fluers, church, cuars, reception, rings, meenister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in! " continues Jimmy.

"A kilt? " exclaims Archie, "You'll look smairt. Whit's the tartan? "

"Och, " says Jimmy, "she'll be in white! ".

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21 Nov 2018 18:15:19
Very good Martyn

Reminds me of the Glaswegian lad who took his new girlfriend home to to meet his parents. “This is Amanda”

His Dad jumps up and says “it’s a $%#€$%# what? ”.

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21 Nov 2018 21:20:24
Martyn has sickipedia blocked your account yet.

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22 Nov 2018 08:48:00
Not yet pal but good to see your a fan of it.

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21 Nov 2018 14:43:26
Harry Redknapp should know what it's like putting his hand into a box full of cobwebs and spiders.
. He did it for years in the Spurs trophy cabinet.

Ba boom tish.

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21 Nov 2018 15:59:49
I wonder if he will mention Rosie his dog's Bank Account!

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21 Nov 2018 10:37:13
I told you, Harvey OUT, rumours abound that the "Championship 19" are going to call for his (big) head :)

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{Ed001's Note - about time too.}

21 Nov 2018 11:23:01
Key to success is get to his sock drawer. He probably still taking instructions from Papa Smurf.
#baldlunatic.

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21 Nov 2018 12:21:41
Harvey should have never got anywhere near Elland Road never mind the EFL.

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21 Nov 2018 13:41:55
Shame we can't start a petition.

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21 Nov 2018 16:01:07
Let’s hope so!

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21 Nov 2018 21:12:25
Reading, Brentford, Bristol City, they are the three clubs on the board of the FL. It was a unanimous vote to accept S*y's offer so now we know who to blame :) oh, who is it we play on Saturday? ;)

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21 Nov 2018 09:51:29
So bored of international breaks. Didn’t we just have one a few weeks back and now another?

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21 Nov 2018 21:14:18
Seems to be as many international breaks as school holidays :)

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21 Nov 2018 06:15:36
I'm not at anybody's beck and call mate.
I refuse to post.
Makes me laugh people thinking I can think of a post on the spot.
Careful thought and tireless fact finding information is included in all my posts.
I don't just write something for the sake of it.
If you old geezers below think all you got to do is ask for my posts.
You are very very much mistaken.

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21 Nov 2018 08:31:08
Hey Aus. Looks like I may be making a trip across the ditch next year. Although it is all the way over west. Still, worth the trip.

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21 Nov 2018 09:51:49
Who’s old?

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21 Nov 2018 10:34:10
Me, I'm old.

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21 Nov 2018 11:20:00
I'm justified and I'm ancient 🎶.

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21 Nov 2018 12:51:48
No Al take me, I am Old.

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21 Nov 2018 13:25:19
That’s a bit forward of you leodis!
Welcome trip to civilisation for you kiwi. We’ve got cars and all sorts of fancy stuff over in the real world! Have you seen mobile phones or atms yet?

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21 Nov 2018 13:43:33
Me too 😔.

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21 Nov 2018 13:57:03
thought you'd never ask Leodis.

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