Leeds Banter Archive January 24 2019
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24 Jan 2019 13:31:22
3 parrots for sale
1 at £175
1 at £150
1 at £10
Woman asks pet shop owner "why is the one at £10 So cheap? "
Pet shop owner explains the one that's £10 used to belong in a brothel. Woman laughs and says I'll take the £10 on.
When she gets home with her new pet the parrot says "wow a new brothel" the woman laughs. Then the woman's 2 daughter's come home and the parrot says "wow two new prostitutes" the woman finds it funny and laughs. Then the woman's husband comes home and the parrot says " ey up George long time no see".
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24 Jan 2019 13:42:27
Martyn LOL 😆.
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24 Jan 2019 13:59:20
Not aimed at you pal by the way.
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24 Jan 2019 14:15:31
On form again Martyn.
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24 Jan 2019 14:24:46
It keeps me sain leodis. If I didn't joke around I'd prob cry.
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24 Jan 2019 16:53:53
Belter!
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24 Jan 2019 17:20:23
Where do you get them from Martyn?
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24 Jan 2019 17:31:30
Nice one!
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24 Jan 2019 17:59:53
Got some very funny friends on WhatsApp tew.
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25 Jan 2019 06:57:23
Live it Martyn.
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24 Jan 2019 09:47:41
For a club that had no intention of adding significantly to their squad in January we seem, according to the pundits, to have our fingers in an awful lot of pies out there. Can anyone shed some light on what is the good oil and what is a load of twaddle?
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24 Jan 2019 12:34:56
Easy Kiwi, the club will tell us when we sign anyone, everything is just speculation from the media.
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24 Jan 2019 13:00:43
Ortz will know - you could ask him.
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24 Jan 2019 13:13:10
Kiwi Fan power.
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24 Jan 2019 14:18:58
I have figured, EVERY name is a smokescreen. Many players are mentioned then we wake up and find? has been signed. Without our knowledge? This Orta chap seems to think he can mange without us.
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24 Jan 2019 17:27:38
Leodis. How can he think he can manage without us?
Doesn't he know that without us and our posts and advice, right now, we would be languishing with the also-rans!?
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24 Jan 2019 09:45:22
My team to spank Rotherham:
Kiko
Ayling
Halpo
Coops
Alioski
KP
Shackleton ( further forward in front of Ayling )
Forshaw ( to freshen up Klich and bring him in as a game changer if necessary )
Pablo
JC ( cutting in on to his right foot )
Roofe.
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24 Jan 2019 13:03:11
so BPF dropped after not making a mistake in the last game?
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24 Jan 2019 13:31:56
Yep . But it looks like KP is starting at CB .
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24 Jan 2019 13:34:33
Pretty much yes Alf as he's made enough in the past to give the lad a rest and ponder. Might make him work harder having competion now.
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24 Jan 2019 15:41:06
Agree about bpf. Let’s quit him while we are ahead. Hope Kiko is good cause it’s all hands to the pump now.
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24 Jan 2019 17:51:16
Bub gave a good explanation as to why Kiko starts, good enough for me anyway 😀.
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