Leeds Banter Archive December 02 2015

02 Dec 2015 22:08:03
The Life of Pi (es)

It is a story of life in the South Stand. A Parable of survival acceptance and adaptation It's a story where a family owned "zoo" goes bust. Its a story of teenage heroes - let's call them Alex and Lewis who are cast adrift in a lifeboat for 227 days (nearly a full season) with a hungry tiger (Cellino) as company. During the journey, the heroes adapt with great ingenuity and the tiger learns and mends his ways. but Pi is only a number 3.14 recurring. it is a number that never ends. Will it ever end, will Cellino mend his ways or will Steve Parkin be the lifeboat we are hoping for?

In the meantime we are subjected to eating endless amount of pies and smoking strong weed. MOT.

{Ed003's Note - Yes!!!! }

02 Dec 2015 22:35:24
Excellent! Won't be too picky about your error on the pi (e) value .

02 Dec 2015 22:50:10
A result of misguided education at Sherburn-in-Elmet High school. Whilst maths was OK with Mr Plummer, I hated English with bony Joe Brittan. Miss Hicks was a babe and Miss Connell had fabulous legs. I would have given Miss Bustfield one but all the time I would have been thinking about Miss Connell - happy days.

03 Dec 2015 10:14:07
Sorry, but there is no recurring in pi. Apart from that.

02 Dec 2015 21:07:48
We are going to get every song or joke about pies shouted at us from here till Xmas everyone here seems to be taking it fairly lighthearted in fairness is it just media and lust that are disgusted.

02 Dec 2015 21:46:24
Well they can't have their cake and eat it! Unless the pies run out of course.

{Ed003's Note - bloody hell even speedy is having a slice of it now.}

02 Dec 2015 22:33:27
Crumbs ed!

{Ed003's Note - crumble would be nicer :) }

02 Dec 2015 19:39:51
In Scotland pie is slang for lady parts. Is this Cellino ' s way of getting back at the pies who abused him?

02 Dec 2015 19:05:48
We could boycott the south stand by bring a pack lunch! Lol or? Have the pie and sue over food poisoning! Seems Cellino wants his pie and to eat it ha! Mot.

02 Dec 2015 17:31:18
Promises and Pie Crust are made to be broken!

02 Dec 2015 18:20:09
At least the fans in the south stand will have a steak (pie) in the club. Who needs LFU now?

02 Dec 2015 18:45:23
Boom boom!

02 Dec 2015 14:34:51
Mr Cellino, here's a good idea for you, buy some decent players, employ a proper coach, we go up league, Elland Road will be full, you earn a packet.
Big crowds 30,000 + every home game with a winning side and dare I say it promotion and probably 35,000 crowds.
Or you can earn a few extra quid flogging a few pies.
Perhaps it's just too big a job for you.

01 Dec 2015 23:57:25
Cellino claims that he has put lufc's finances onto a stable footing. This 'pie tax' looks to me like the opposite is the case. Looking to generate revenue by any means, even if it means cheese and onion the fans off who are the life blood of the club.

The toll of er/ta rent and gfh taking their cut, eating up any profitability is beginning to take its toll.

There are teams in this league doing better than us finically with 10/15k average attendances.

So much for treating the fans like extended family, looks like the gloves are off.

02 Dec 2015 00:31:15
"cheese and onion"! . really ed?

02 Dec 2015 08:54:25
I think prawn cocktail would be more suitable.

02 Dec 2015 14:15:16
Can you get prawn cocktail pies? What a great idea, maybe then invent prosecco pies (that would be my gals preferred choice of pie, not that she has pies of course) .

I do likes pies but don't have them very often, had the odd one at game but they are always too hot and take ages to eat, but thinking about it may have one on Saturday as they are "trending" on here ha ha.