Leeds Banter Archive December 31 2016

 

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31 Dec 2016 23:45:47
Happy new year to all banterers and eds and everyone else I've forgotten. i'm smashed . Peace bros.

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{Ed007's Note - Happy New Year mate.}

31 Dec 2016 23:52:49
Happy New year and keep up the good work eds.

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{Ed007's Note - Thanks mate, all the best for 2017. Happy New Year.}

01 Jan 2017 01:39:07
Happy New Year Ed-Bond.

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31 Dec 2016 23:33:52
Happy new year to all. Hopefully 2017 will be a great year for us. Let's hope that the loans and monk are signed long term and that we can make a real assault on automatic next season! MOT.

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01 Jan 2017 00:09:39
Weird post Cur but proof was right about you. Is there going to be a brand new Euro super league with entry from top PL clubs or something? Don't you want us to get promoted in May? Why can't we if we occupy playoff spot in January? Good a chance as anyone.

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01 Jan 2017 00:22:35
Honestly don't think we will go up. that's me looking at the teams around us. I also don't think we're ready just yet! i'd rather have a good season with a playoff finish this season, get a few more quality players, consolidate, go up automatically and stay up, than sneak up through the playoffs, get spanked every week and come straight back down again. But on hindsight George, you're right. you disagree with me so I am clearly wrong.

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01 Jan 2017 00:23:18
Oh and George, what wee you right about me?

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01 Jan 2017 00:54:33
Either Cur that you are not a true Leeds United fan or equally as probable you are one fry short of a Happy Meal.

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01 Jan 2017 00:56:52
Cur Did we get spanked at Anfield?

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01 Jan 2017 01:49:15
i am sure he is a proper leeds fan and not a fry short of a happy meal I think it is resonable to say he thinks we will not go up, it is a hard league and many copmitition, auto looks hard and play offs a lotto. that said I disagree and think we will go up, but then I am one fry short of a happy meal.

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01 Jan 2017 09:40:17
Thanks Bermondsey. its always nice to have some adult conversation on here.

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01 Jan 2017 09:52:01
i wouldn't mind old G was one of the biggest Mc haters not that long ago, how the tune has changed.

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01 Jan 2017 09:56:43
George you do know I the real world that we won't do a Leicester city every year and win the league constantly don't you? just making sure you know that. well, not unless you break open your piggy bank and ask you parents for a couple of quid more for taking the rubbish out. if you're really lucky on the way to taking it to monk at elland road you might bump into a man who will exchange your money for three wish or some magic beans!

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31 Dec 2016 22:00:19
George you kicked my nomination for poster of the year into touch😠.

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31 Dec 2016 22:49:34
Who would that be Wex? How you know he's in touch? Why you appear angry?

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31 Dec 2016 23:20:16
Alf nominated me earlier and you told him he was too early.

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31 Dec 2016 23:26:00
That case Alf is not your nomination. You are his. What's wrong with folk recently? Amateurs.

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31 Dec 2016 23:28:53
I shall once again convene Poster of the SEASON in May 2016b. Seasonal not annual.

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31 Dec 2016 17:33:35
Results today were kind to us mostly draws have you seen the playoffs positions πŸ˜€ how tight is it or what MOT brother's.

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31 Dec 2016 18:50:38
At the moment, it seems whatever we do, all the others do the same. Would be nice if we string 5 or 6 wins together while the rest draw or lose :)

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31 Dec 2016 22:00:01
As long as we focus on ourselves and keep getting the points in the rest will take care of itself. Plenty of time twists and turns left in this season yet mark my words. On on on with Monkey Magic.

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31 Dec 2016 16:38:48
Happy New year to all hope you all enjoy your night and best wishes to all for the new year I am off to first a person of religion to beg for forgiveness for my misgivings and to say a prayer for George.

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31 Dec 2016 16:52:47
I'll say a prayer for you too Wex.

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31 Dec 2016 17:54:01
Thanks George we both need all the help we can get.

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31 Dec 2016 20:30:37
You so right Wex. It's amazing what anti-Cellino anti-Rad anti-takeover anti-Leeds individuals will do to throw off a deal. One poster on here thinks Nigel Winterburn played for both Leeds and Manyoo when he actually played for neither!

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31 Dec 2016 21:00:28
Sure everyone knows he only ever played for juve.

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31 Dec 2016 21:06:01
LOL Wexy.

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31 Dec 2016 16:12:59
Happy new year to the Eds and my fellow banterists I'm looking forward to more craziness, laughter and insults on here in the new year! πŸ˜‚ me and Mrs DJ are off into spoons Henley to down lots of pints bring it on people mot 😎.

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{Ed001's Note - HNY DJ, have a great time and a better 2017.}

31 Dec 2016 16:51:38
Cheers Ed same to you mate 😎.

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31 Dec 2016 20:20:13
Happy New Year DJ old boy. I'm in Lincoln Spoons but I'm hanging. Need to power through it. A group of ladies have just rocked up and seem to be up for it. Very classy sort - even their prison tats are spelt right. Could be a good night. All the best. MM.

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31 Dec 2016 20:53:18
Evening POTS. HNY!

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01 Jan 2017 01:50:50
happy new year mate lovely to meet you in 2016 and hopefully see you again in 2017.

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01 Jan 2017 07:28:55
Cheers Mick lad classy pick up joints spoons eh! Thanks Bermo look forward to seeing you again mate, lovely to meet a talented leeds fan I predict big things for you next year matey (cue Wexy and Georgy boy) πŸ˜‚ all the best boys 😎.

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31 Dec 2016 16:07:16
Cur and Berm just to show how wrong you are regarding Clough on the basis you've selected, the best most decorative manager to manage our club would be Jock Stein every time. Your combined failure to cite him exposes much about you. Happy New Year guys!

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31 Dec 2016 16:21:01
And you George. As in. Get a life.

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31 Dec 2016 16:56:03
Aus Should I emigrate Down Under just like you?

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31 Dec 2016 17:10:19
George get over it! surely you're life can't be this sad and lonely! πŸ™„.

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31 Dec 2016 17:43:25
It is Cur. I get my Internet connection from The Samaritans.

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31 Dec 2016 17:51:49
Well George I hope that 2017 is kinder to you then. happy new year, let the disagreements cease here. MOT.

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31 Dec 2016 17:56:03
Ha ha ha ha ha ha πŸ˜‚ that's funny George lad πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ‘.

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31 Dec 2016 20:36:05
Thanks DJ. Happy New Years bud. Also Happy New Year to all my comrades on this wonderful site too many (or is it too few? ) to mention. This includes the Eds except for 5 squared Southern Comfort (not Softie) . 2016B will be a pleasurable year for Leeds United fans! March on Together as only an irrelevant few Stand Alone!

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31 Dec 2016 21:45:23
Oh George, why are we falling out when we should be making sweet love!

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31 Dec 2016 22:52:14
We were never in love. I only like my toast butter side up Cur. You crave sweet love, Berm or Speedyg more up your alley.

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31 Dec 2016 15:55:26
Happy New Year all. I think I'll be slumped in a corner somewhere at this rate by 10pm so I'll get it over and done with early doors. Thank feck for 100% polyester shell suits - not a stain in sight and my mullet is helping up well considering I've been out since 11am. I think 2016b will be a good year for us. We were all hopeful when the season started as we always are but I'm sure no-one expected us to be challenging. I still think automatic is achieveable but then again I'm a glass half full kinda guy. So I'll get off now and in the words of the mighty Vid - Down those half full pints and up the whites! Love you all you friggin friggers. MM.

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31 Dec 2016 18:00:32
πŸ˜‚ Back at yer Mick lad keep those half pints full fella 😎.

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31 Dec 2016 14:05:19
Happy new year lads. Still got 2 hrs to go. But prob won't get there. I know kiwis first but I don't recognise kiwi land as an official country so I'm first. As posted down under. Pontus has committed him self to me on tinder. He did say he though Lucas was a twit and speedie a tart. Said I was perfect. Lots of laughs and fights on here this year. But it's ended all good and I do believe 2017 is the year. We are sooo close. Good to see all we can disagree with nowadays is who was the best manager 15-40 yrs ago. lol. Team is doing well. Love you guys. Happy new year woodie boy. Keep miskicking those goals!

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31 Dec 2016 15:51:35
2017 will be a great year for sure. You lot should all be in bed when it gets here (-7 from UK) though. Hope you all have a great night and I'll see you soon! Got some crazy cheap flights (310 quid) so will be there in Feb for the Wendies game. It's 7 years since Leeds list a game I was at so we're guaranteed points!

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31 Dec 2016 15:58:50
Hope new year Ausman old boy and to all the boys, girls and eds on this site. Mick loves you all and I got to a lotta loving to give. Until 2016b, ciao x MM.

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{Ed001's Note - HNY Mickolas x}

31 Dec 2016 18:20:57
Happy New year aussie, keep sipping the Amber nectar 🍺 down under and upping the whites ⚽ tell those kiwis to rack off mate 😁 🌏.

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31 Dec 2016 13:02:20
I won't have a signal later so I will wish you all Happy New Year now. Thanks as always for your entertainment this year - it's been wonderful to read you all and looking forward to a happy and successful 2017. Wish you all happiness, health and prosperity for the new year.

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{Ed001's Note - HNY alfie, all the best for 2017.}

31 Dec 2016 21:55:16
Thanks Ed - and thanks for your work on this site all year, must take a lot of dedication to be approving posts Day and night 365 days per year. Much appreciated :)

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{Ed001's Note - dedication or idiocy! I am missing the New Year's celebrations so I can be up to edit tomorrow. Must be mad!}

31 Dec 2016 13:00:53
Banter has been a bit tasty on here lately lads. Happy New Year to all fellow posters have a great night tonight. Aus you are already there! let's hope in May we have a rush of happy smiley posts and we can all share the love in 2017.

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31 Dec 2016 15:46:17
Xxxx❀.

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31 Dec 2016 12:59:19
Are we having the 'poster of the year' competition again eds? I'm voting for wex this year - classic comments :)

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{Ed001's Note - can we trust the voting system? After all we borrowed it from the USA....}

31 Dec 2016 14:52:43
Alf Normally done end of season. MM won last time. Where is POTS anyhow?

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31 Dec 2016 15:57:11
In his sil.

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31 Dec 2016 21:53:02
Ah was it end of season? My mistake. Eds - are there any end of year stats you could share on here e.g highest number of posts in the year, most agrees most disagrees, most replies etc? Not sure if your system would collate this data.

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{Ed033's Note - we might be able to figure out most posts and most replies.

31 Dec 2016 12:01:03
Been reading posts about best manager players. Revie undoubtedly best manager. Argument about under achieving and better players is pointless. They were better players yes, due to how they were managed and the mentality Revie instilled in the team. Yes we finished second a lot but then you have to compare the other teams around at that time the players they had. The other managers at that time. Most of them are legends. Not taking away from Wilkos achievments. Clough never managed us. don't see the point in ranking players who won lots with other clubs then played for us for a season.

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31 Dec 2016 12:42:35
Managers are paid to make teams win. Old big head 46.5%
Don 52.2%
Simple really. Also over 10 years of Clough's career it was 3 points for a win not 2 which was brought in to encourage teams to play to win not draw away from home.

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31 Dec 2016 14:53:22
Excellent post Canada.

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31 Dec 2016 12:02:35
An apology - Just reading the banter page from last night. Sorry if I offended anyone. I'm only a 'person' when I'm drunk which was proved yesterday. Happy new year to you all.

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31 Dec 2016 12:27:31
Words are easy. Actions speak louder than words. If you truly wanted to show your regret, you could send us all a fiver πŸ˜ƒ. Oh and, by the way. Forget Pontus. He's taken, so just move on. You can have Grimes for your man crush!

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31 Dec 2016 13:00:21
If anyone gets offended by owt they read on here they are in the wrong place. I think the regulars all know it's just a laugh.

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31 Dec 2016 13:39:04
F@ck off Alf! πŸ˜‹.

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31 Dec 2016 13:57:53
I'll give you Pontus, begrudgingly, I'll have ayling. A very commendable 2nd but I do prefer long hair😬. Unfortunately I spent all my winnings from the Boxing Day games down the pub yesterday.

Now all I've got to show for it is the worst hangover, an annoyed wife (who's now gone shopping) and 2 young kids screaming. Everyone is getting their revenge on me today it seems. If my free Β£2 bet comes in today, kindly donated by a well known bookies, then the best I can do is buy everyone on here a beer tonight. West Ham, Burnley, Derby, Chelsea and Man Utd all to to win.

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31 Dec 2016 14:02:34
Alf, Don't want anyone taking offence with my comments, end up spouting off and threatening never to use this site again. because it could happen. I'm only a poor simple painter and decorator who's probably going to be working until the world stops going round!

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31 Dec 2016 13:47:24
Yes p@ss off Alf. Can I be the first to say. Happy Easter 🐣.

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31 Dec 2016 13:59:58
Nice one Dunham. Funny.

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31 Dec 2016 11:30:46
Good day to you all I hope you all have a great evening . Mrs Dog baking a chocolate cake then putting on something lacy so will have my hands full later . She's even re-stocked fridge with beer! Happy new year .

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31 Dec 2016 13:45:25
Interesting the order you have put those in dog. Cake first then Mrs dog then beer. Surely one of those is in the wrong place? Mind you, mmm, chocolate cake and beer! 😘.

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31 Dec 2016 17:00:19
hey dog, never seen a chocolate cake with summat lacy on hope it looks and tastes good!

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31 Dec 2016 10:44:36
George I couldn't be mascot, it has to be a child. perhaps they'll choose you on your recent posts!

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31 Dec 2016 14:20:50
Cur Yeah I'll be mascot. You can just renew your season ticket at forest derby or manyoo.

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31 Dec 2016 14:53:47
You're boring me with your post now George. I know by the nature of your name you have strong moral principles, but don't you think you're been just a little bit facist?

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31 Dec 2016 15:31:54
Cur If you could spell fascist. No I don't think so. You are free to support whomever you choose without intimidation. Stand alone dude!

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31 Dec 2016 15:50:25
So you do think throwing your toys out of the pram and getting angry isn't just a little? or perhaps it's just a little immature?

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31 Dec 2016 21:29:39
Can babies be fascist Cur? Thought you wanted me as mascot? Stand alone!

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31 Dec 2016 01:47:14
Had to finish work before watching the game Should have won. Had chances to win. When villa upped there game we took over. Doesn't a hand have to move towards the ball to be hand ball? They were lucky. Oh. I was on tinder with Pontus last night. He's coming over to Aus to visit me. He loved my new skins. Just saying.

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31 Dec 2016 10:40:24
Posted something similar aus. seen them not given, and not sure it would have been given for an away side. Still not a bad result, would have taken a draw at kick off away at villa. would have preferred a win obviously (not being UNLEEDS LIKE)

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31 Dec 2016 16:06:12
Aussie, are you sure it wasn't grinder?

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