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03 Jun 2016 22:48:04
Just been reading through the posts - either we have some strange people taking some weird 'stuff' or people having been posting after a few beverages either way - I am very scared and confused 🤔.
{Ed013's Note - Me too!}
03 Jun 2016 23:04:18
Go onto the urban dictionary and all will be revealed, no drug taking here my old friend. You might have a chuckle then.
03 Jun 2016 22:31:32
I think Harry Monk could be his cockney name he gets everywhere in the changing rooms, sticking to the players like glue, in their faces at half time. Lol.
03 Jun 2016 19:50:59
Well guys I had a pretty bad accident at work today minutes after my last post. Lying in Southampton general with a fractured pelvis. Now I'm not looking for any sympathy at all but just goes to show you more things to life than football.
Any way any body want 2 tickets for ac dc tomorrow night at the Olympic stadium. Going cheap!
{Ed013's Note - Get well soon Trev}
03 Jun 2016 23:34:50
Get well soon mate.
04 Jun 2016 01:43:14
Speedyg recovery Trev.
04 Jun 2016 08:24:18
Ouch!
Get well soon Trev.
Just a thought why don't you give your AC DC tickets to one of the nurses, you may just get some 'preferential treatment' 😏.
04 Jun 2016 08:45:24
Hope all goes well trev.
04 Jun 2016 09:28:07
That's awful trev, been there pal . It does all get better in the end .
04 Jun 2016 09:37:41
Recover quickly Trev! sounds a nasty one mate hopefully see you good as new ready the new season cheer on the boys and Friar Garry mot fella 😎.
04 Jun 2016 10:12:04
Hope you get a young blonde one for bedbath duty.
04 Jun 2016 10:36:13
Get well soon, bit of a pain in the harris in more
than one way ( missing the concert! ) :0)
04 Jun 2016 15:47:03
ouch! get well soon Trev.
03 Jun 2016 17:41:40
As always must have pre season optimism.
He will Quickly get us into the habit of winning.
03 Jun 2016 20:04:12
Yes we've done the habit jokes. But thanks 😃.
03 Jun 2016 16:24:57
So what we going to call him as a nick name I fancy " Harry " lol.
03 Jun 2016 16:44:35
Give it a few games, I'm bi polar so it will be sir garry the savoiur or sack that welsh wannabe mug.
03 Jun 2016 17:36:19
Lol. That's your 5th best post ever BW.
03 Jun 2016 17:22:59
Or ala Eastenders "Rickeeeee"
03 Jun 2016 18:32:46
thanks speedy that must mean my top four are right bealters.
03 Jun 2016 14:55:18
just hadat prices 40/ 1 so if that's there Tuesday i'll have £25.
03 Jun 2016 16:59:22
Again in English?
03 Jun 2016 18:42:57
just had look 40/ 1 so if still that price o Tuesday i'll have £25 to win championship derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
03 Jun 2016 20:05:40
Agree with kebabman. Derrrrr well out of order!
04 Jun 2016 16:21:49
your all sheep follow the leader barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
03 Jun 2016 14:04:19
Nice to see nothing changes at FIFA. Maybe it's time to disband it completely. Start again with GIW and MM and Lancaster.
03 Jun 2016 16:45:20
put yourself in the committe that's a bit sep blatter like do you not think? that might be my new name for you.
03 Jun 2016 19:15:57
My new nick for you is Bipolar Bermo
How was Spain?
03 Jun 2016 20:02:53
cheer sepp, spain was lovely, how was swizerland and your meetings with the fbi.
03 Jun 2016 20:06:40
George. Spain was great thanks. Would have been better if he'd left his wife at home though.
03 Jun 2016 20:11:18
Thanks George, I'll glady accept the post . I'm very open to bribes and backhanders. just putting it out there .
03 Jun 2016 21:02:59
true speedy is far better at the salsa and looks better in a flamenco dress.
03 Jun 2016 23:35:36
It did look quite fetching although I say it myself
By the way BW, I still have your maracas, but I'll get some ointment.
03 Jun 2016 19:09:46
And a fine job you would do as well Georgy.
Sepp could talk a lot of drivel too.
04 Jun 2016 06:15:46
Berm
Wex will be heartbroken.
04 Jun 2016 09:13:49
george again jumping to comclusions. wex was there as well we made a right party of it, even the siestas where very messy and not much sleeping went on. and speedy don't worry about having my marracas the itching should fade after a few days.
03 Jun 2016 11:57:12
Some of us older posters might remember Gary when he started his first band. THE MONKS.
Nice legs, shame about the boat race.
03 Jun 2016 13:29:15
Was feeling positiv, now I just feel old nice one Trev.
03 Jun 2016 14:40:02
Yeah Trev, I remember singing that at some of the girls at school.
Or were they singing it at me?
I can't remember. My memory's not what it was!
03 Jun 2016 17:40:13
they use to sing a different song to me at school, put down the suagage roll and get your hand out of your trousers, it was not very catchy but very accurate.
03 Jun 2016 23:39:23
Didn't they call you the Chipolata kid BW?
03 Jun 2016 11:55:57
Not mido I meant Michu he's playing in fourth division Spanish league for his brother wouldn't he do a job for us in champ?
03 Jun 2016 12:25:52
Good shout for the old Michu but he himself admits there is no cartiledge left in his ankle so a massive gamble. At best a pay as you play contract.
03 Jun 2016 11:44:23
Didn't monk have a player " mido " playing at Swansea at some point who banged in a few goals?
03 Jun 2016 09:17:08
Is Gary Monk cockney
rhyming slang for trunk?
Oh Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Monk.
03 Jun 2016 09:44:44
as I cockney I can safely say no. pretend mockney berks from dartford might pretend. he is some other mockney foe pars (it is a personal grip of mine)
bubble is not laugh it is greek as in bubble and squeek greek
tin is laugh as in tin bath
jacks alive is five not a lady gadiver
berkshirehunt is the c word as in your berk. all other forms are rubbish and only said by berks
i have many more but can feel my blood presure rising as I type so will stop there.
03 Jun 2016 16:17:06
are you havin a giraffe BW?
03 Jun 2016 16:46:45
thanks darren that has just made me chuckle and maon at same time, giraffe is anothe one of my favs it is normally said by james hunts.
03 Jun 2016 17:19:07
Doesnt it mean gentleman's relish I was kidding on the trunk bit and it should be Harry Monk Cockney slang for being brave ;) )
03 jun 2016 08:54:50
lets give monk chance people already jibbing at him . i think good move not long ago he played in championship . young coach so new ideas . and i think we will be able to bring better players as they would play for him . unlike evans . so good luck gary monk . and let's all get behind him .
03 Jun 2016 08:49:57
So Elland Road is our place of worship, our church, and holy sanctuary.
We now have a full time Monk.
So now it's time for the miracle season.
MOT brothers.