Leeds Banter Archive June 04 2016

 

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04 Jun 2016 19:14:03
Talk of a new winger but this could be a good test of Monks' motivational skills. Maybe it was only me, but I did see potential in Jordan Botaka, but I think what's lacking is his self belief. With an arm round the shoulder and a few kindly words we may just save ourselves a few million pounds.

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04 Jun 2016 22:05:02
Think its left wingers being looked at. Need one think botaka will be ok.

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04 Jun 2016 18:54:11
Sorry trev only just come on been away hope u get well soon matey!

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05 Jun 2016 06:11:29
Cheers. At least I'll be at home watching all the Euro matches and the golf.

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05 Jun 2016 11:51:10
Whilst I, of course, feel sympathy I have to say the timing is somewhat convenient?

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05 Jun 2016 12:30:43
Get well soon TREV. As leodis said above, you've gone to great lengths to watch the footy and golf. Fair play to you - very creative :-)

MM.

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05 Jun 2016 15:57:19
I'm still more mobile than Brolin or kebe πŸ€•.

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05 Jun 2016 16:59:29
My Nan is TREV and she's been brown bread 10 years.

MM.

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{Ed001's Note - your nan is TREV?? So she is typing from beyond the grave?? Spooky.....}

05 Jun 2016 23:12:34
Ed001

I'm more concerned with the fact that Trev is a boy's name as opposed to a spirit's typing prowess whilst acquiring a solid Internet connection.

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{Ed001's Note - she probably has a better connection than I do. My ISP phoned me up yesterday to ask me if I wanted to upgrade to the speed booster I have been paying for since I moved in here. As you can imagine the conversation did not go well and they put the phone down on me just as I was getting into my flow of moaning!

As for Trev being a boy's name, MM is so old that his nan could have lived in a time when it was a girl's name. They change round a lot.}

06 Jun 2016 16:42:04
Great double act we would make Ed001.

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{Ed001's Note - I make a great double act on my own, that is why I need to lose weight.....}

06 Jun 2016 17:41:45
Ed001 in that case we'd make a very fine double act!

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{Ed001's Note - hehehe.}

04 Jun 2016 17:46:05
Evans said Massimo never interfered with team selection. Can we put this rumour to bed now.

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04 Jun 2016 18:01:08
Team selection and player purchasing are two different things though Wex.

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04 Jun 2016 18:34:42
If a bed is where you want to stick it get your bosom buddies Berm and Speedyg on the case. They've just had quite the time in Spain. Don't turn your back on them wexy.

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04 Jun 2016 19:47:57
Every chairman is involved in player purchasing danum and George me and Bermondsey was just a fling while he was on the rebound from speedy.

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04 Jun 2016 19:55:08
George. Your green eyed monster rearing it's head again?

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04 Jun 2016 20:50:05
George just doesn't feel the love speedy.

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04 Jun 2016 22:17:24
hey wex our bed is always open for one more. well as long as they ain't miserable have to have fun and be smiley in our bed. no manager has eversaid mc gets involved with team selection this is just more anti leeds poision often spouted by leeds fans. as for player pushcasing very few manager have 100% say and they gave not for years on continent and they often do better than english teams so maybe way forward?

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05 Jun 2016 00:18:39
This board really has gone strange.

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05 Jun 2016 11:38:46
Just a question, how many people on here are actually straight?

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05 Jun 2016 12:13:59
Lancaster
Probably best to ask who on here is actually sane.
What does ACTUALLY straight mean anyway?

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05 Jun 2016 23:10:43
I meant straight as in liking the ladies . Some conversations on here would leed one to think otherwise. Obviously mm is straight for example for his persuit of the attractive sister in law. yes speedy I have been drinking all day.

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05 Jun 2016 23:44:18
Well clearly I'm straight, and BW told me he was when he brought me breakfast in bed this morning. And Wex seemed pretty straight to me.
George is a bit iffy though.

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06 Jun 2016 07:41:09
Hahaha. I see that's all ok then, I'm no longer worried. Thanks for putting my mind at rest speedy.

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06 Jun 2016 23:03:37
Come on lads times to come out who is an iron? (BW will love that one)

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04 Jun 2016 13:42:16
Sort of following Leodis' post below.
I wish we'd have given Monk the job with 5 or 6 games to go at the end of last season, then he could have got a feel for what new players he would need to make improvements.
Surely he can't get any new recruits until the players come back for pre season. By then there may only be the dregs left!
Unless MC is going to decide which players we need.
Surely not! 😁😁😁.

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04 Jun 2016 14:32:01
Think the Monk will be quickly up to speed with the squad and its shortcomings . Also think planning for next season while not public knowledge has been in place for some time .
The season ticket refund is designed to create enough funds for the transfer market and to let the fans know that MC means business and is putting his money where his mouth is .
The big outstanding question now is recruitment and the quality of the players brought in. If we have some good quality players coming in I believe we will be up there
Monk must of had some proper assurances around recruitment before he committed .
If he does invest properly think MC should be cut some slack
As although we have had to wait a while it will show he has (his own and) the clubs best interest at heart.

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04 Jun 2016 15:42:34
totally agree PA, I said similar a while ago. I've generally been pro mc and will obviously support the monk, but imo he showed a distict lack of class to Steve and he's in the last chance saloon so I will judge Massimo on the players we bring in and if he let's me down then sad to say i'm finished with him. here's hoping. Leeds forever regardless.

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04 Jun 2016 16:15:30
Good post degsy.

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04 Jun 2016 18:31:49
Monk has no direct first hand knowledge of how Leeds players perform, until he gets them back for preseason so is totally in the hands of incumbent trainers (and Massimo) . If he leaves it util he gains first hand knowledge, it will be too late to negotiate and assimilate so a lot of trust and hope in the backroom staff.
Not an ideal situation but hey ho, let's go.

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04 Jun 2016 12:01:47
Hello everyone! Long-time reader, first time poster. Had a horrible dream last night - we sold Stuart Dallas. Needed to get it out of my system on here :)

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04 Jun 2016 13:10:15
That's weird.
I had a dream last night I was having an affair with Texan cowboy called Dallas Stuart!
I've got to stop drinking gin! 😨.

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04 Jun 2016 14:08:54
Danum

What's even weirder is that you told us.

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04 Jun 2016 18:06:26
Why George.
What's weird about drinking gin? 🍸.

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04 Jun 2016 19:35:13
Danum
Nothing wrong with drinking gin. Probably nothing drinking your gin but in light of your dream you might want to change up the tonic or add to it if that's the way you roll.
Call Berm and Speedyg. They'll be sure to provide a slice of lemon.

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04 Jun 2016 22:19:42
i had a dream we sold dallas stuawart and I was having it with stuward dallas. very odd as I don't drink gin. must be something I ate.

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04 Jun 2016 11:06:28
The guy in the bed opposite me (motorbike accident) is an Italian called Massimo!
It's an omen.

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04 Jun 2016 13:25:50
πŸ˜‚ Trev! he's given up trains and bought a Bike, tell him to get his hand in is pocket and give our new friar about 15 Mil to spend, then nick his phone and tie him to the bed for about 11 months πŸ˜‚ 😎.

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04 Jun 2016 14:15:16
That's a bit kinky😳.

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04 Jun 2016 14:34:29
I hope he paid the VAT on the motorbike.

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04 Jun 2016 22:21:09
no lucas he didn't and it is our massimo who is being charged for it. I also left my tax form so expect leeds to be deducted points soon as revenues knows I am a leeds fan.

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04 Jun 2016 10:28:58
Hopefully new blood, keen and eager will ensure that we have new faces in place before any pre season. Wherever that may be.
All this farce has left Monk with a million jobs to do in only a few weeks. Sad to say but he needs to hit the ground running or his honeymoon will not last long. Good luck young man.

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04 Jun 2016 09:33:48
Just off the subject of football for a while. One of my all time idols and role models Muhammed Ali has passed away . Rip, an inspiration to us all, sure he'll be taunting Joe Frazier beyond those pearly gates.

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04 Jun 2016 10:13:02
Truly "The Greatest"

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04 Jun 2016 11:18:57
A true legend, not one of the prima donnas you get these days and the best fighter of all time. He could've still won against some of the jokers around these days. RIP MA.

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04 Jun 2016 14:16:07
RIP Cassius.

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04 Jun 2016 15:21:02
Simply the greatest sportsman ever.

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04 Jun 2016 16:16:03
True that Deda.

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04 Jun 2016 22:22:56
maybe a great boxer but not a great sportsman what he did to joe frazier was a disgrace and what he did to our old henry was pretty bad as well. ali was boxings answer to marradonna, talented yes but he did not play fair. can think of a number of boxers I prefer and look up to more.

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05 Jun 2016 00:36:58
Bermo

What precisely did Ali do to those boxers that was so disgraceful and offensive in your eyes?

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04 Jun 2016 03:17:24
Is the new Manager that nerdy TV detective who always catches the crims? I guess Cellino knows that when he says he knows about football, he means the US gridiron version?

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