Leeds Banter Archive January 05 2017

 

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05 Jan 2017 23:35:48
With George and OneLeeds falling out with everyone, it's time to remember this is a banter site- don't make it personal and don't take it personally. And oh yes, Marching On Together!

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06 Jan 2017 11:33:16
Absolutely jump lad totally agree mate not brother 😎 💪

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05 Jan 2017 20:44:33
Guys while we are feeling good let's see how many old school kids programs we can remember from the 70s and 80s. I'll start off if I may with Mr Ben, Trumpton, Picture Box there 3 to get us going.

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05 Jan 2017 21:02:11
sorry mate i'm far too young although I do sadly remember a few of these, I was ghostbusters, ninja turtles and transformers but here is one for the older people torchy the batter boy, my step dad loved that.

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05 Jan 2017 21:04:40
Champion the wonder horse.

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05 Jan 2017 21:18:58
Saturday morning TV. Loved Banana Splits and Double Deckers. Oh and Land of the Giants. 😁.

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05 Jan 2017 21:19:21
Rentaghost, Pipkins, Cloppa Castle.

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05 Jan 2017 21:37:16
Tales of the riverbank. Bill and Ben. Magic roundabout. Follyfoot farm.

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05 Jan 2017 21:53:41
Here we go again Speedy, get your puns out. I can't believe no ones mentioned The (Garry) Monkees. Or Monkey Magic, grasshopper!

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05 Jan 2017 21:53:48
Anyone remember muffin the mule ;) )

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{Ed025's Note - bloody hell dougie...how old are you?.. :)

05 Jan 2017 21:58:18
Clangers, Fingerbobs, Mary Mungo and Midge, Top Cat, Whacky Races, Hector's House. Crystal Tips and Alistair, Ivor the Engine, Pogles Wood, Camberwick Green, Chinley, How many more do want?

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{Ed025's Note - your good mate..

05 Jan 2017 22:01:59
Sorry, grasshopper was kung fu not monkey magic. The brain cells are dying off quickly due to my age and they took a serious bashing in my teens.

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05 Jan 2017 23:08:25
Beau Sebastian, top of the pops, Dixon of dock green, high chapperal, they used to have school programmes as well. I can remember when I was ill. Mum still made me get my exercise book out and brush up via tv.

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06 Jan 2017 00:24:53
huckleberry hound, hong kong phooey and Scooby doo. can't believe i'm doing this time for bed oh and magic roundabout

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06 Jan 2017 11:04:58
Come on guys. Hectors house
The herbs
Tales from the river bank
Pinky and perky
Rhubarb and custard
Crystal tips and alistair
Play school

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06 Jan 2017 13:31:50
Monkey Magic was a great kung fu show. how about
Jamie and the magic torch
Thundercats
Dungeons and Dragons
Ulesees
Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds
Cities of Gold
Transformers (original series) He man (original series) Care bears (or was that just me? )

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06 Jan 2017 15:03:46
Bill and Ben, Hong Kong fuey, whacky races, top cat, captain caveman.

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05 Jan 2017 17:04:06
As Leeds are flying high is it luck does that mean it's monkey magic with his number 2 being pigsy;) ) ahh they were the days when he used to move his hand up and down and blow through his fingers. I haven't taken anything honest just in a dream lol.

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05 Jan 2017 18:20:16
And in the real world?

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05 Jan 2017 19:27:26
OneLeeds is that you?

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05 Jan 2017 19:50:48
Used to love Monkey dougie. I'm sure it used to be on, on a Friday evening. Used to watch before going round town. Mind you, it probably would have been more understandable if I'd watched it after having a skinfull! 🐵.

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05 Jan 2017 20:40:40
Ur right danum it was a Friday I know because this was the same day as crackerjack.

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05 Jan 2017 20:47:01
Is it only me who has no idea what they are talking about?

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05 Jan 2017 21:16:00
You don't know what you're missing Speedy. Oh wait, that's right you really don't! 🐒😜.

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05 Jan 2017 21:20:30
Speaking of Crackerjack. I could crush a grape!

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05 Jan 2017 21:30:51
I'm getting my regular fix of Monky magic atm.

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05 Jan 2017 23:11:18
Funny jump.

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05 Jan 2017 23:18:17
Magpie with Jenny Hanley. You will have to excuse me for a few minutes. ( I must get a hands free laptop) .

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05 Jan 2017 16:55:39
Can anyone (Eds) tell me what's happened to Georgie Boy? Is he banned, self imposed ban or other? One minute he was all fine and dandy and trying his darndest to win post of the year (something he decides) lol, next time I log in he's gone and everyone's telling him to come back! Cheers MM.

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{Ed001's Note - he chose to leave.}

05 Jan 2017 17:34:14
not everyone is telling him to come back, some can live without him no problems.

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05 Jan 2017 17:52:22
I pass no comment! 🤐.

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05 Jan 2017 18:29:54
I for one miss George. I'm not saying I agreed with everything thing he said or the way he said it but he was always entertaining. This site is about banter, and George may have taken it too far sometimes but I think we all looked forward to his posts wether we agreed with him or not. Hopefully he will return. He could even come back under another name (as I'm sure one or two others may have done 😉)

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05 Jan 2017 18:30:27
Bermondsey your just bitter because George didn't fall for you when you flirted with him.

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05 Jan 2017 19:13:28
Although I didn't agree 100% with everything he said, in a way I do miss his posts and hope he's OK. George, if you're out there can you give us a sign that you are OK?

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05 Jan 2017 19:22:22
Maybe a blue thumbs up?

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05 Jan 2017 19:29:56
Little piggy georgy boy had his mouth full of pork. apparently! Still pmsl at that 1 ha.

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05 Jan 2017 19:34:50
Btw. georgey boy is away filming the new series of pepper pig. don't worry he will be back. pork an all!

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05 Jan 2017 19:48:27
Like I said yesterday this site would be a duller place without George and we have all had our debates with George. George please let us know you are coming back and Bermondsey you will just have to learn how to handle rejection. I admire George for not falling for your charms unlike myself and speedy.

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05 Jan 2017 19:38:13
This site might be about banter. but peppers Bro. can guve the pork but can't take the pork! Peppers bro will be back as soon as he's prepared his lawsuit for the ed that said he talked pork! Still pmsl at that. and probs will for a while. lol.

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05 Jan 2017 22:00:28
Guys Just returned from filming Peppa Pig having negotiated my way through the digestive system of an attractive woman in the Humberside area a day ago. I did post earlier but an ed opted to censor. Maybe this will go through? Even though I'm another slang word for the filth (maybe that's a clue lol) and therefore incapable of feelings, I am moved by the eloquence of those seeking my return and hoping I am ok. Wex Danum Bige MM LIG you are gents.

Time has come to let someone else take centre stage here. I did try to entertain Wex got that right. Know when I'm not wanted though. It's a significant minority who want me gone so I got to respect that. Leader of Eds has made it untenable to stay so provided it gets thru the censor this will be my final postage. Oh there'll be no lawsuit and m. Got better things to do with my time. Besides, ed is right about everything.

His insult may have been harsh but at least and m is in a constant state of amusement with pig related humour so some good does come out of it. Great news on Rad buying half the club. Here's hoping for a good window and promotion in May. Maybe I'll dress up as a pig for Wemberley in May. Oink and peace! Thanks for memories guys oh and don't wait up!

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05 Jan 2017 22:48:06
George maybe you could return under a pseudonym or like Dallas Bermondsey could wake up and your in the shower like Bobby Ewing.

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{Ed025's Note - he can still post wex if he wishes, but he may have to lose the persecution complex and toe the line a bit mate..

05 Jan 2017 23:14:11
Yeah. Not sure needed. He got a bit obsessive and way to regular towards the end.

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05 Jan 2017 23:22:03
Life is all about toeing the line NOT.

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06 Jan 2017 00:36:24
last post feels a bit final. all the time lads keep in mind this is an adult we were dealing with. eds top job as always lots of respect for the job you do and thanks for the site

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06 Jan 2017 10:01:17
You will be missed George, always found you to be a gent

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05 Jan 2017 15:21:05
great to see so much love and positivty come through for my old mate MC, I have always backed him, always said he would come good and always seen his long term plan. Even when most said I was mad or his son (which sadly I aint) . I just could always see his long term plan, always knew the hole we were in and most importantly could see the job he did at last club which showed he could bring success and was loyaly to either the club or arrogent that he would not let himself fail. Now I have finished patting myself on back for being the orical and seeing what many could not I will also applud LUFC and hope for a good window and for us to MOT back to prem. hear they are missing a gaint and want us back.

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05 Jan 2017 15:25:22
Er I could Berm 😂 😎.

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05 Jan 2017 15:50:16
true mate wex was also a MC lover back in the day when we were considered mental.

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05 Jan 2017 15:58:22
Well done Bermondsey.

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05 Jan 2017 16:15:46
Here here bw. I remember being shot down about a year ago for saying that GFH were the cancer within LU and would love to see how well MC would do if owned 100%. Now I'd love to see a MC and AR 50:50 partnership to take us up another gear.

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05 Jan 2017 16:36:30
To be fair Berm, there were a few of us who credited Cellino with saving the club from the GFH sharks. I think most despaired at his poor choice of coaches/managers and his constant meddling in footballing affairs- such as his (seemingly) insistence in bringing Italian players unsuited to the British game. Maybe the selling of 50% distracted him enough (or maybe that was a demand from AR) from interfering with Monk's selections etc. Either way we seem to be in a good place (both in the league and (hopefully) financially) and with the new ownership and perhaps money to back Monk in the transfer market to tie down the better loan players and to bring in new/better quality additions, the future is white. MOT.

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05 Jan 2017 16:44:03
Try not to dislocate your shoulder with all the self back slapping BW. Well said.

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05 Jan 2017 17:07:05
Yes BW, you weren't alone in welcoming MC 😃.

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05 Jan 2017 17:35:58
there were a few of us, bit gutted George and the other fella who I got banned for a few weeks for aruging with are long gone, good to see the good fellas like mc have lasted while the others like the poor choice in managers are long gone.

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05 Jan 2017 17:49:53
Next BW will be claiming to have always backed Chris Wood, oh he did. Can you look in your crystal ball and let me have the euro lottery numbers for tomorrow please, if they come in I will do a CELRAD with you ( a 50/50 split) MOT.

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05 Jan 2017 18:09:08
Lucas I have also been a constant voice in regards to GFH and this is not because I believe the sun shines out of M C 's butt . I hope that with A R on board we make some astute signings and return where we belong . MOT.

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05 Jan 2017 18:35:39
Guess you have you have to love yourself to be in showbiz bw. Me and others have backed mc since the begining. But maybe you practising for new part as the messiah or something. An opinion is just that, an opinion. Do we all have to leave if we don't share uours.

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05 Jan 2017 20:30:20
ouch Bige little catty mate, a few of us have always seen sense and backed MC but we were the minority and got slated for it, I have got some stick on here for backing mc, some funny banter, some out of order, some personal and some just out of order. Been called thick, not a proper leeds fan and nasty on few occassions so like to call it out when all is said and done and they were wrong as I stated all along. you can have any opionin but don't get nasty as some do and admit when wrong as I often do. funny how none of the TTGM group or the people nasty to me have had the decency to come out and say. well I am wrong and pleased to be wrong. as Taylor said haters got to hate but now they gone missing. True I did also back wood however before I pick lotto numbers (never won a penny on it btw) please remember I also backed Steve morrision and we all know how that turned out so maybe I am not the messisa and just a very naughty boy. as for me playing Jesus I could never do it, i'm too fat and can't grow a beard I fancy I could play god though but they always seem to cast morgan freeman over me for some strange reason.

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{Ed025's Note - great post that mate...respect..

06 Jan 2017 00:28:55
cheers ed i appraciate that, although are you calling me fat and saying i can't grow a beard? you are meant to dissagree with that and say i could play a under weight jesus (although the cross might need reinforcing)

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06 Jan 2017 12:57:58
one more pat on the back for me, i forgot i was the one who called for Steve evans to be our manager a year before he was and one of the few who was happy at his appointment and said he would make us stable and hard to beat if unspectacular and not the guy to get us up. so with this in mind maybe i am not a naughty boy but i am the messiaha so numbers this week will be 07-11-22-34-41 lucky stars 08-57 (i know 57 is not a lucky star number but i am that good)

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05 Jan 2017 11:39:05
telegraph are saying A-R sold his 65% stake in that media rights company for over 1 Billion dollars! $$$$$$$$$ MOT.

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05 Jan 2017 18:37:01
SRead 645 million somewhere,

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05 Jan 2017 19:35:28
Someone on talksport today said the whole company was only valued at £400M. Hark at me, only £400M! Ha! 😊.

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05 Jan 2017 21:24:13
read the telegraph article.

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06 Jan 2017 07:26:59
Just saying Dreggs, does anyone really know for sure. Even newspapers make things up you know! 😉

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05 Jan 2017 08:22:35
I remember questioning in the past few years under Cellino where all of the money has gone from players like Ross, Cook, Byram, all these money makers that we produced. Making a lot more sense now that that seems to have been reinvested back into this great club, to prevent relegation battles and bring in strong characters this year like Monk, Hernandez, Bridcutt, Jansson. Clever MC, forever a hero.

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05 Jan 2017 08:18:32
Hugo Rodallega and Ravel Morrison both been released and are now free agents. In my opinion exactly what we need, quality to rip up this league and see us through to next year! Get splashing Garry.

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05 Jan 2017 11:52:34
Rodallega was terrible when he came into the Championship with Fulham.

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05 Jan 2017 02:32:01
Smart man mc. Did all he could. Spent all he could. Run out of cash so bought a mate in to help out. A rich mate that will protect mc investment. Thank god for the smart man. He saved us and now has put a strategy in place that will take us up. I think we will spend about 5m in this window and maybe go up this year. Maybe. I was just sitting at work thinking of what it would really feel like to be promoted. I think I'd nearly explode. Which is not good. How will we contain such emotion!?

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05 Jan 2017 07:54:54
Some people don't realise what mc has done for LU. I see him in the saviour bracket. From relegation fodder into league 1, playing teams like Yeovil again (no disrespect to Yeovil) to within touching distance of the promise land. Next home game to get back at those who wanted him out, carrying a coffin we should lift him aloft on one of those chairs with sticks that the pope and other great leaders get carried around in. I'm that excited for the future that I almost did a little bit of a sex wee when I read that AR has come on board.

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05 Jan 2017 08:06:07
Too much information Lucas.

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05 Jan 2017 08:49:23
Lucas. Get a grip. Oh, you were. Gross!

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05 Jan 2017 09:25:35
Come on, admit it. How many of you got a little excited like me? Or even a slight nudgie?

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05 Jan 2017 13:02:10
Really Lucas, there was no need to leak that sort of information! 😱.

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05 Jan 2017 18:42:33
Dont yhink he run out of cash, that's pretty hard yo do when your worth a billion. Think he realised he is not going to be at club due to bans, court cases. Could be absent for couple of years so he got his mate on board. Maybe he will sell rest in summer if price is right. Think he will still be here though if ee go up. He wants to be in european competiti. ons.

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