Leeds Banter Archive September 05 2018

05 Sep 2018 21:23:24
Patrick Bamford another strange one. Very good championship striker who when I first saw live reminded me a little of Bergkamp. Well he's tall and fair. Anyway his game imo doesn't seem like a good fit for a Bielsa team. He's mobile enough for a big man but can he put in the yards like the new improved Roofe?
As for Kemar I must admit I was 1000% wrong on him. I said numerous times last season he wasn't up to scratch as a wide player or striker and obviously I was wrong and I wasn't the only one. Now bow heads alongside me Notts and George and whoever else. What a turnaround from the lad. MOT.

05 Sep 2018 23:57:02
Not convinced on bam. Never been a fan. Think we wasted money there.
At moment Roofe is firing so no big deal.
I was one that has always backed Roofe and he has come good now.

06 Sep 2018 00:13:08
I was never anti-Kemar.

06 Sep 2018 07:14:39
Yes, I must admit that Roofe has turned his game around. I thought that Roofe had ability but was lazy and played with no heart. Roofe is a different player this season. As for Bamford, the guy has not played enough to be written off yet.

06 Sep 2018 09:15:45
On the striker front, I know bamford hasn't had a great run of games yet, but paying 7-10 mil for him, scoring 1 goal. that diagne we were after beforehand has 6 goals in his first 4 in the Turkish top flight, missed a trick or? same lad got 15 in 21 since January to the end of last year. i'm not bothered because roofe is scoring but.

06 Sep 2018 10:03:41
Not gloating but I always said Roofe was decent.
Some of his goals for Oxford were top class finishes. He’s just taken a while to settle in. 😀👍.

06 Sep 2018 14:28:38
Always thought Roofe would come good, and still only going to get better and better. As for Digne, he's supposedly still keen on a move to us, and is applying for an Italian passport to overcome work permit issues prior to a poss move in January. I also think that Bamford will show his value once up to Bielsa speed.

06 Sep 2018 16:08:39
A bit premature to judge Bambam yet, he's hardly had any time on the pitch, I think he'll do the business when he gets a few starts.

06 Sep 2018 17:46:04
We are praising Roofe after 2 seasons and criticizing Bamford after very little game time. Give him a chance. Not really had a proper opportunity yet!

06 Sep 2018 19:40:04
I agree with Spanish. Give him some time.

06 Sep 2018 20:55:59
Bambam will do all his running
In a smaller space served by douglass, ayling, harrison alioski. that will prove to be
The way to go. roofe will have to keep going and imo he won't.

05 Sep 2018 20:15:29
A tad slow on here recently. Transfer window over, loan window over, meanlingless interntional break. I feel a good few jokes coming on. Does anyone know any gud uns? 😂😂😂.

05 Sep 2018 20:30:07
Lucas’ tips! Ausman posts?

05 Sep 2018 21:01:42
Now now corky, Aussie is a little sensitive, I’d almost say premenopausal just recently.

05 Sep 2018 21:38:38
You may be right Lucas. I hear poor ole Aus is on many a medication. Prozac, Regain for starters.
Talking about betting get on Atlanta Falcons for the super bowl at 20s. Had a ton at that price and bare in mind I had the Eagles last year at 40/ 1 although only a twenty. I won’t mention all my losers though!

06 Sep 2018 00:04:04
Sensitive? I disagree.
You lot make me die. Especially conky! Obviously and out and out lunatic. My posts are always accurate sensible and interesting. For anyone to say anything different is just absolutely ridiculous.

06 Sep 2018 00:33:02
The Mrs brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it? " I asked. She cheekily replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked! ". I said "Go on then, pour me a glass. "

06 Sep 2018 00:36:41
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies.

Is that a trick question?

06 Sep 2018 00:37:25
I'm here all week Lucas 😁😂.

06 Sep 2018 03:36:11
AND ONE FOR AUS
Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral.

06 Sep 2018 03:39:20
One for George
The was a man named George who got a new job.
His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday.
They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning.
George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00.
He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again.
He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round.
This continues for the next few weeks, with Geoge always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.
The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.
They said, ''George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late. You never are.
Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win.
What is up with that? ''
George replies, ''Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy.
Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife.
If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed.
If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed. ''
''Well, '' one of the employees questioned, ''What happens if she is laying on her back? '' George replies, ''Then I am 10 minutes late. ''

06 Sep 2018 03:41:22
Not just roofe that's on fire eh boys 😎😉😜.

06 Sep 2018 10:06:47
Excellent Marty.

06 Sep 2018 10:17:48
Keep em coming Martyn.

06 Sep 2018 10:51:07
Love that ice cream one Martyn! 😂😂😂🍻.

06 Sep 2018 17:48:57
Very good fella!

06 Sep 2018 19:18:21
Feel free to join in lads?

05 Sep 2018 09:31:24
Bored bored bored bring back the footie.

05 Sep 2018 10:33:20
Too right too. Soo boring.
Who are England playing anyway?