Leeds Banter Archive June 06 2017
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06 Jun 2017 17:36:13
ok last one for the yorkshire men who like their food A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased; he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moved on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the South American bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage - because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says 'What's the food like here? '
The lions say 'Absolutely brilliant. Today we had fish and chimps with mushybees. '
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06 Jun 2017 18:57:37
That's actually quite funny BW. The right side of my mouth did go up a little bit! 😜
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06 Jun 2017 19:14:49
Yes that was funny. Well cut and pasted lol
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06 Jun 2017 21:12:24
I actually read it all and admit I had a little chuckle.
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08 Jun 2017 13:53:04
nice one BW
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06 Jun 2017 17:31:05
joke for MM Finally found the wife's G spot, turns out her sister had it !
did you know original lubricants and sex gels had alcoholic in them but the government removed the alcoholic content. they were worried about a rise in minge drinking
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06 Jun 2017 17:51:30
Ha ha bermo! Should be right up MMs withered spoon ha ha ha
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06 Jun 2017 17:56:48
Now those are actually funny. Practice makes perfect!
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06 Jun 2017 21:17:19
Oh ffs bermo. Is there a law against minge drinking? I should be locked up with the key thrown away over the cliffs in co Donegal. It's an addiction for me, can't give it up and feel the time is right to come out to admit it. I'M AN ADDICT 🌳🥃💋
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07 Jun 2017 09:23:37
Not adverse to a bit of sister in law minge drinking myself Lucas. Not particularly bothered where the wife's G Spot is to be honest. When your wife is that large you've got no hope. It's a case of covering her with talc and aiming for the damp spot! MM
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07 Jun 2017 11:28:09
It's like my missus Mick she's that big all our wedding album are Ariel photographs
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06 Jun 2017 14:17:39
where would you all like to see the pre-season tour? Italy? Norway? Ireland? Cornwall?
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06 Jun 2017 15:26:17
Ibiza MM
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06 Jun 2017 12:37:23
Swap Taylor for Snodgrass anyone?
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06 Jun 2017 13:05:29
What? Plus $5mill.
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06 Jun 2017 13:56:36
DOnt think we'd be lucky enough.
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06 Jun 2017 14:12:08
Snoddy is for sale at £8mill so more expensive than Taylor
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06 Jun 2017 14:28:49
Swap Snoddy for Bellusci. Carlsberg don't do transfer deals but if they did, they'd probably be the best transfer deals in the world! MM
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07 Jun 2017 00:02:05
Got the val of snod way out i reckon? Reject champ player worth 8 mill
And prem class defender worth less? Think again!
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06 Jun 2017 08:13:06
Not thrilled to see Pardew name being give a the possible new manager not done very much at any of the club he's been at before, they all had no money is that's why he may becoming to LEEDS.
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