Leeds Banter Archive December 09 2015

 

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09 Dec 2015 20:19:33
Sell byram bring in a goalie a defender and a fast pacey striker!

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10 Dec 2015 06:53:23
Is your log gin supposed to be 'carpe diem' as in the Latin for seize the day or have I missed something? Not being funny or ought but it's been bugging me if there is a hidden meaning in your logo in that's completely gone over me head?

MM.

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10 Dec 2015 14:16:24
Me too mack mid.

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11 Dec 2015 05:01:21
MM

You have the correct spelling of the second word. The poster needs to drop the u and replace with e.

Conjugate the verb! Lol.

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09 Dec 2015 17:04:44
Why on earth don't we all get together for a drink and a pie (cheeky) at Christmas
Then you can all have a bit of fun.

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09 Dec 2015 17:59:36
Wouldn't you have fun too?

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09 Dec 2015 18:31:48
Fun?
Remind me .

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09 Dec 2015 19:05:28
Come on its Christmas and we might even win a couple of games before.
Love to meet George and the dragon.

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09 Dec 2015 19:07:07
Yeah that would be a good idea, have a "Leeds Banter" xmas party, wonder how many ho ho ho's we would get or would it be more of a ba humbug do

Just thinking ahead to Saturday, if by some (xmas) miracle we manage to play well 2 games on the spin, or just win 2 on the spin we would have won 4 in the last 6! now that is promotion form ho ho ho ho (see how I got that xmas link in again, magic.

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09 Dec 2015 22:41:23
It would be cool to meet everyone. Who is the dragon? Mrs Integrity? If you lay on some strippers I can guarantee my attendance.

Untouchy, am I permitted to shake your hand when we meet? Your username suggests otherwise.

Also, I think some of the Eds should be invited especially the Star Wars lover.

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{Ed007's Note - You just want to get your hands on me with my Darth Vader lightsaber don't you? ;) I doubt Mrs Bond would entertain me going to Leeds for a night out, she's heard the stories about Ed013. I can recommend Ed003 as a stripper though, he's never too shy in getting his kit off. Thanks for the invite though.}

09 Dec 2015 23:27:11
You lot have no shame. I'm blushing at such rudeness
Oh. And. You lot obviously happy to party without me!
I'm hurt
Now fun speedie is a feeling and a mood that is entirely linked to Saturday 4.50pm.

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{Ed033's Note - Don't forget to wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something purple.

10 Dec 2015 06:48:35
Sure you know where ER is Jeff?

MM.

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10 Dec 2015 09:15:26
You may be disappointed Georgy as The Chippendales will probably be booked up this time of year. Never mind them its got to be worth going if only to see MM meeting his, not sure what to call him, Jeff untouchy survivor geezer. Now that would be interesting.

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10 Dec 2015 09:38:32
I'm in if any day other than 19/12 and if MM Mrs and kids allow him out to play.

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10 Dec 2015 11:55:41
Looked it up in the dictionary Speedy it says when your team wins 3 in a row.

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10 Dec 2015 13:11:34
Corkie

The Chippendales and I have been in a long running dispute ever since they kicked me out of their organization for being too handsome and muscular. So I won't be as disappointed as you think.

Regarding my sexuality generally, I've had more beautiful women than the combined score of Harte, Lorimer and Yeboah goals from outside the box. Good day!

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10 Dec 2015 14:00:57
And there's me thinking that you're a ringer for Harry Enfield!

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10 Dec 2015 16:01:14
I'm not as funny as him. No-one is.

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10 Dec 2015 17:31:34
Now you all know who the dragon is.

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10 Dec 2015 17:32:10
Still happy to buy you all a couple of drinks.

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10 Dec 2015 21:09:10
Untouchables

You've gone up in my estimation. I will meet you for that drink, just let me take a quick break from some crucial top level snagging.

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11 Dec 2015 10:18:09
Snagging? what the?

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{Ed001's Note - it is like dogging, but males only.}

11 Dec 2015 14:01:56
Ed001, cheeky! Would you have really printed "shagging"?

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{Ed001's Note - it's ok mate, this is not Port Vale supporters club, we don't discriminate against people whatever their creed or sexuality.}

11 Dec 2015 14:36:57
Ed001

Glad to read of your ethical approach. Fyi I'm about as gay as James Bond. I know you only winding me up but so long as Cork is on this site things have to be explained.

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{Ed001's Note - you know Bond was originally envisioned as going both ways right?}

11 Dec 2015 15:15:45
Ed001

Where is your proof that Bond was originally envisioned to go both ways? Are you a close friend of Ian Fleming? Is it because Bob Holness was the inaugural Bond and later in life we saw he enticed young males to ask "could they have a P please, Bob? "

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{Ed001's Note - that would be telling. All I am saying is that Ed007 didn't get that number by accident.}

11 Dec 2015 15:23:47
Cracking riposte Ed001. Wherefore art thou Ed007? Is the young blighter here to defend himself?

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{Ed007's Note - It's not gay if you don't kiss......

11 Dec 2015 15:48:06
Its ok George, I bet you have a firm handshake.
On a football note. 2-0 to LUFC tomorrow. Wood and Cook.

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11 Dec 2015 20:17:41
1-3 to Leeds is my predo. My handshake is firm btw. It would get even firmer for Cellino and no I'm not referring to the madman but his daughter and no it's no longer about the handshake but something else.

GO LEEDS!

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11 Dec 2015 20:45:01
Ed007, and I thought MI6 had me screwed up.

Wish you a pleasant weekend Ed007. Remain shaken, not stirred and let's hope for a Leeds win if for no other reason than to maintain the purpleness of this site.

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{Ed007's Note - You have a great weekend too mate.}

09 Dec 2015 17:03:50
For me the most ideal option in january is let byram go for decent money and all the other dead wood, then bring in another decent defender, goalie and maybe look for any pacey strikers in lower leagues vardy stile!

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09 Dec 2015 17:35:53
But Wood is scoring and may hit a purple patch.

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09 Dec 2015 17:58:42
I'd definitely wager that there is at least one striker in the lower leagues better than wood . And I'd bet my life there's one with more pace.

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09 Dec 2015 18:25:06
George I'm thinking Wood could get 17 in this purple patch.

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09 Dec 2015 18:26:43
Carpediumlufc - who is the deadwood.

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09 Dec 2015 20:01:07
Yes Stickey. I concur. Amusing. That colour and number is like mentioning to Mr Watermelon the name of the unmentionable Shakespearean Scottish play.

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09 Dec 2015 20:11:33
"purple patch". these are banned under Cellino. Nobody is allowed a purple patch.

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09 Dec 2015 20:46:10
Hope Cellino does not get wind of this superstition as I think he already has enough. Although he did sell McCormack and sack McDermott is this just a coincidence?

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09 Dec 2015 23:28:43
Wood purple?
Like morrisons? Blinder that was!

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10 Dec 2015 07:43:28
Very good Stickey. I see we have a thespian in our midst.

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09 Dec 2015 09:32:21
If Byram goes in jan window think we will get4/5 mill as the smalller clubs with less money may come for him. If its left till summer big clubs will sign him for a pittance just to up their % of homegrown players.

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09 Dec 2015 10:38:50
i would be happy with 5 mill don't think he is worth more very average champ player if he wasnt a leeds boy we wouldn't care less. Lots of promise but never fullilled certainly not consistantly.

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09 Dec 2015 13:15:57
Agreed. I wouldn't be too sad to see him go as after he initially burst onto the scene, he hasn't progressed the way it was suggested he might. At the moment we wouldn't replace Berardi and at £4/5 million it would be a nice tax free income for Mr Madhead. Whoops, did I say tax free, I meant to say taxable income.
As soon as a player refuses a new contract, get rid. I don't think he'd sign it now even if it was on much better terms but the money we're offering, even if greatly improved, won't be a patch on what he'll earn in the Priemiership.

MM.

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09 Dec 2015 13:28:46
Sam isn't even a Leeds boy, he was born in Essex :-/.

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09 Dec 2015 16:59:33
I believe we will receive closer to 3m for Sam. Anything above that Cellino doing brilliantly. However, still say if we go on a run for the next 4 or 5 games Sam may decide to stay so he has a chance of featuring in the playoffs.

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09 Dec 2015 05:57:13
A festive reason to be cheerful - a certain team going out of the European Cup last night in hilarious circumstances and our prospects of playing Chelsea next season improving.

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