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10 Mar 2024 11:48:25
I know its all ifs buts and maybes but in the last 12 games.

Leicester. 20 points
Ipswich. 24 points
Southampton. 23 points
Leeds. 34 points.

Same points per game for the last 9 games leaves the finish as.

Leeds. 104 points
Leicester. 97 points
Ipswich 96 points
Southampton. 90 points

Obviously form etc so just a bit of fun!

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10 Mar 2024 12:12:29
As long as we beat the worst team every to walk this plant and stick one up on Harris I will be happy .

10 Mar 2024 12:44:55
I’ll have what whiteman puffing!

10 Mar 2024 13:58:48
😂😂😂 funny Corky mate, very funny 😂😂😂.

10 Mar 2024 14:13:12
Leicester fans will go into absolute meltdown if they bottle it and don't go up

As far back as last November they were ( unwisely) proclaiming that Leicester were guaranteed up.

10 Mar 2024 14:25:16
Lovely to have you back Woody mate. Too many gooduns have left us .

10 Mar 2024 14:28:53
I think Leicester found it easy to start with. The premier league players strutting around in the first few months sweeping teams aside.
Now after playing lots of games week in week out . Dodgy pitches at nowhere grounds. They're finding it hard. Teams are scrapping now for play offs or against relegation. This is the time to stand up. Who has got the most fight left.

10 Mar 2024 15:48:15
Cheers Corky, really kind of you mate, in truth I’ve missed not posting but I’ve always been reading the posts, I’ve not been good as I got diagnosed with cancer, a rare cancer called a GIST so 3 operations later and I’m back stronger than ever after being told I had 16 to 24 months left so I’m very grateful to be still here, and in between I got married, so it’s been really busy.

Reading the posts did keep me going especially the funny ones, there are a lot of good lads in here, just some are more funny than others! lol cheers though mate, it’s because of you and a few others that I wanted to come back on here 👍👍.

10 Mar 2024 15:51:31
CORKWHITE you must have been to the Den it’s full of.

10 Mar 2024 17:20:51
Keep positive Woody. I believe that being positive helps us no end. Congrats on your wedding mate 🥂.

10 Mar 2024 17:24:49
Jebus Woody! Even more pleased that you’re back after reading that! Congratulations on the marriage, and fingers crossed the health boost continues!

10 Mar 2024 17:56:29
Thanks Corky and Brightwhite, glad to be here, don’t know about the married bit though lol 😂😂.

10 Mar 2024 18:21:23
Great to hear you’ve made a sensational recovery Woody, courage and positivity always helps and I’m sure you are not short of that.
Congratulations on your marriage also 👏🏻🥂
Leeds being promoted, the glory days are on their way mate.
Marching On Together.

10 Mar 2024 18:38:16
🪵y Double congratulations 💐🎉.

10 Mar 2024 19:39:55
Yep many congrats Woody pal. pleased for you.

10 Mar 2024 20:01:17
Thank you all for your kind words, it really is good to chat with you all again. First time married for me at 56 not bad, I’ve managed to stay happy all these years but now I’ve come crashing down to earth! lol. 😂 life’s good chaps and now I’ve retired early and time to enjoy what’s left starting with a fantastic promotion to the Premier League as Champions, 🙏 now that would be good eh, thanks again lads 👍👍.

10 Mar 2024 20:02:49
All the best Woody 👊.

10 Mar 2024 20:05:12
Great to see you back Woody. Used to read your posts long before I joined so marvellous to see you back on here and fighting all the way.

Best Wishes :)))

11 Mar 2024 08:43:05
Good to see you back mate and congratulations.

10 Mar 2024 03:42:11
So next Sunday 17th of March 2024 ST PATRICK'S DAY

Leeds United will be TOP of CHAMPIONSHIP on GOAL DIFFERENCE!

If they beat Millwall by 2 clear goals!

Who would have thought on that happening

Patrick Bamford scoring for Leeds United on St Patrick's Day would be most apt! 💪.

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10 Mar 2024 04:27:45
Be more fitting to win by 4 leaf clover. Paddy hat-trick and Stuey makes the bench and comes off it to score.

10 Mar 2024 06:03:39
Yes. Every possibility we will be top. How strange.
Both prem and champ turning into a right tussle. My dad’s a gooner.
Talking of gonners. Ipswich would have been gutted last night. Hilarious. See how they bounce back. Got easy one next though. 😕.

10 Mar 2024 06:53:16
There are no easy ones at this stage in the season. Wall are no pushover and will be eager to take our scalp so we must be at our best again and continue our tremendous run of form.

10 Mar 2024 09:22:25
Our form since jan is astonishing. Even not at our best we grind out results.
The start of the season was to be expected but the wobble in Nov Dec was costly.
I don’t think teams expect to beat us now. I think they park and try and sneak a lucky one. Home or away.
It’s going to be a battle to the end. Whereas I do doubt his game lineups and subs most of the time. Can’t deny he has got a bonded team, a winning spirit and exciting football. Long may it continue.

10 Mar 2024 09:52:52
Agree we have been class, what I love the most is even when playing poorly we still get result

I use to us playing well and losing! When we go up we need to back farke and build the man a statue.

10 Mar 2024 10:07:34
Leicester and Ipswich went of like trains at the start of the season. How many sides start like that and then fade towards the end.
Hull gave leicester a right game yesterday and deserved to win in my opinion. Mind we play hull at Easter. They are playing decent football. It will be tricky even at home.
Ipswich still have one or two tough away days to come so they could drop a few more points.
Hopefully we can continue with a win at Millwall.

10 Mar 2024 11:10:44
Well definitely not you Baz as you’ve had no faith in this Leeds team and Farke from the start of this season.

10 Mar 2024 11:40:36
Op I think the word you are looking for and one gaz has failed to say is this

He was wrong… I have comic thoughts of gazza looking in the mirror trying to say I was wrong but stuttering, slurring speech and slapping himself round the face!

While dancing naked to Ed sheran of course!

{Ed001's Note - that's just depraved! I mean I get everything else but Ed Sheeran? No one could sink that low surely?}

10 Mar 2024 12:55:44
Could be worse… could be spice girls. I can see baz giving it some to spice up your life!

10 Mar 2024 13:58:27
Well my dear OP

after a very dodgy December

when Leeds United lost THREE away matches

( which was 100% correctly predicted on this forum by " Sir Nostra Baz The Oracle " 😎 )

Noone, not even you OP, envisaged an absolutely remarkable transformation turnaround in fortunes in 2024 with Leeds United winning virtually every game 13 or 14 wins!

Kudos to DF and LUFC. fair dos.

10 Mar 2024 14:00:18
Ed Sheeran is an Ipswich fan so that might explain it! 😂😂.

10 Mar 2024 14:05:18
Who is this “they” team Baz? Surely you mean “we”……?

10 Mar 2024 14:14:18
Bright When I made that observation, my post was edited by the Eds so it was removed but when you post it, it's ok.

10 Mar 2024 14:16:38
Ok Brighty ' we' .

10 Mar 2024 14:40:50
I think the songs have changed from Ed sheran to cindy Laupers true colours!

Gaz I see your true colours shining though, we see your true colours you support Ipswich but we still love you

But don’t say they when you mean we, true colours, true colours.

10 Mar 2024 14:54:52
Nah Berma try to think the GREAT Freddie Mercury. at least get something right for once 🤔.

10 Mar 2024 15:21:53
What do you mean Baz? I said at the the beginning of the season we would be Campeonies of this league, got absolutely diddley squat with our results in December. I was not fazed.
As far as I see it, you have just about got everything wrong with our club this season which if I may say, is not a surprise.
The image of you dancing in front of the mirror naked repeating I’m wrong, I’m wrong, I’m wrong again (Cindy Lauper style) is quite scary but apt. 🤣.

10 Mar 2024 15:24:47
Bazadamus Berm never received his true colours of KP.

10 Mar 2024 15:47:22
Nah OP got plenty right this season as in previous seasons.

You being more accurare 8n league position had to happen eventually after your wholly erroneous previous predictions

A few reminders


2021/ 22 OP prediction 6th Leeds finished 17th!

2022/ 23;OP prediction 10th Leeds 19th relegated!

10 Mar 2024 15:49:59
Indeed Georgey
I hear that Bermo loves golden oldie musician Bob WELCH track ' Easy to fall'

10 Mar 2024 14:08:03
Lol Ed0025 . no need to worry . there was a post on here previously from Chris asking for posters fave musicians

I can assure you that neither Ed Sheeran nor the Spice Girls were on my list reply.

Au contraire the GREATEST SHOWMAN and vocalist ever on earth Mr Freddie Mercury most certainly was!

I do recall Cockney Berma had Chas and Dave as his faves 😀🤣.

10 Mar 2024 16:20:10
Baz for someone who changes his predictions like the wind direction, I’m afraid you’ve got very little to take credit for. Everybody knows it, they’re not stupid.

10 Mar 2024 16:48:49
Changed my mind on league position this season ONLY OP . it's been an very unusual season

Previous season I said from the very beginning of season Leeds would be relegated. you and many others stated all season there was " no way Leeds United will be relegated "

Guess what : you were all wrong!

10 Mar 2024 17:27:23
That’s an odd one, George, as I expect to be censored quite often! 🫣🤣.

10 Mar 2024 17:40:13
Baz, newsflash!
We all knew we were going to struggle last season, especially with the inept Marsch, most of us wanted him sacked before the World Cup.
The writing was already on the wall when he wasn’t.

There was no surprise from any Leeds fan that we were going to be relegation fodder, but as a Leeds fan you live in hope that we would not be relegated, hence the optimism to survive.
So your amazing insight that we would be relegated was not such great insight, just an irritating reminder that we knew we were going to be.
There’s no getting away that you vastly got it wrong this season, don’t know why you can’t own it?

10 Mar 2024 18:27:06
OP changing the facts, his mind, moving goalposts as ever.

. you were adamant OP that Leeds would have good season 10th . "no way would be in a R battle " . " no way relegated " you said frequently

These are your words your posts OP. fact.

10 Mar 2024 19:57:13
Please stop the Baz dancing naked talk as it’s a vision I don’t wish to have.

10 Mar 2024 20:06:27
Pretty hilarious that Baz writes down people's predictions from years back for posterity 🤣 carry on.

10 Mar 2024 20:30:34
Corky 😀 in my heyday I was an Adonis 🤣.

10 Mar 2024 20:34:28
Dill 😀 I have people do that for . dossiers of quotes on each poster 😀.

09 Mar 2024 18:45:52
Sorry just a reiteration again of my predictions. 😘
Well here goes, and I may be showing off after scoring 19 points on super 6 this week.
Sheffield W 0 2 Leeds
Cardiff 1 1 Ipswich
Hull 2 2 Leicester
Southampton 2 1 Sunderland
Maybe a little bias in here, but do think we will win tonight.

Wernt far away eh MOT.

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09 Mar 2024 19:38:42
The world loves a big head!

09 Mar 2024 19:57:35
I have to say as it seem on here it’s the thing to you got them wrong
Southampton 4 Sunderland 2
Cardiff 2-Ipswich 1
See Baz is not the only one buy is right most of the time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

09 Mar 2024 22:51:37
Cheers Whitey 🤗.

09 Mar 2024 16:20:55
Slightly off topic, but having watched Ambrosia (I think) fortunately beat Everton, like to ask Ed0025 what he thinks of Sean Dyche? Cannot dispute he CAN get results but I could never watch his brand of football week in week out …. Be great to get a Everton’s fan perspective?

{Ed025's Note - I think most of us are on the fence Co92, he has got us solid and hard to beat but some of the football is dire mate. He plays one up front on his own and very little support from midfield. But it is what it is and if he keeps us up he will have done his job..

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09 Mar 2024 18:08:30
I love Dyce he consistently gets results.

I know many fans who moan about dire football… then sack a manager like Dyce or rowett (as the case with millwall.

They then bring in a good footballing manager. they then get beat most weeks and sack the manager for someone more like what they had,

Football is a results business as sammer once said (and he won everything) you enjoy winning that is all that matters if you enjoy the football that is a bonus

I’d take a 1-0 George Graham win over a wonder 4-5 loss.

{Ed025's Note - i think there is a middle ground Bermo, you see at the moment we are not winning games and playing very poorly as well mate, its very frustrating..

09 Mar 2024 18:50:01
I do get that mate but truth is for a king while you’ve had a poor team lacking quality. He has done well to keep you up.

We would never know but if you bring in a football playing manager like kompany I think you would of been in a far worst position

Look at Luton they play like a team who are scrapping and they know they are the poorer team most weals so they play a fitting style and might just survive as a result.

09 Mar 2024 19:39:20
It’s an entertainment business Bermo surely you of all on here understand that?
Then again in saying that I watched one of your movies once!
🤣🤣🤣
In all seriousness the Ed is right in you need a bit of middle ground.
Wilkos Leeds united were that. Dogged yet could play scintillating football.

09 Mar 2024 21:37:23
No in all honesty I don’t, same with films… is it better to make a great film that breaks even or an awful film that sells well?

Same with football I love winning, if I like the football it’s a bonus not the main point

We have played great this season and won… that’s quality… we have also played below average and won… that’s also great

Great football is a bonus and brilliant and the dream senario but I’d take a poor win any day.

If we okay awful for rest of season and bore every game to a 1-0 win and go up I’ll be very very happy

As sammer said… enjoy winning the football comes second.

{Ed025's Note - im with CORK Bermo...its an entertainment industry, paying good money to watch overpaid prima donnas prance around for 90 minutes and not give a toss about the supporters or the club is not my idea of value mate..

09 Mar 2024 23:12:30
I can see both your points and agree to a huge extent… but take millwall as prime example.

Rowett over achieved with a small club with small budget for four years…. They nearly made playoffs which is huge considering time at club

Fans said we want to see better football, so they bring in Edward, highly rated coach at England and Chelsea… he wanted to play football the right way…. As a result the club got beat most weeks and went from playoffs to relegation. So they bring in Harris… since then the football has been ‘worse’ the results are better.

Not every team can play pretty football, if you are lucky enough to support a team who can play pretty football fantastic… if you support most clubs who can’t…. Then play to win…. The win should be the entertainment.

10 Mar 2024 10:50:00
That's why bermo that in my opinion bielsa was and is an amazing coach.
He takes very ordinary teams and makes them win and gets them playing attractive exiting football.
He has done it all around the world and he is doing it with Uruguay.
But there is a limit to what coaching and system and hard work can do.
I think once belief is gone the team returns to being ordinary.

10 Mar 2024 11:43:52
Ben as a coach I do agree.

He was a world class coach, he improves players and gets teams playing great football

However my gripe was as a manager, four years and a small fortune to take leeds where?

Making same mistakes, leaking goals for fun and can’t buy a win

Ideally there is a middle ground like farke and klopp

However if middle ground can’t be found I’d look at a manager like moyes or Dyce over Belisa

Look at Everton and West Ham… leeds got relegated and there lies the main point of my arguement

Results over style when push comes to shove.

10 Mar 2024 12:57:02
Klopp had spend 1 billion. Pep spent a similar amount and that was after inheritong a team who had already won the title. The 'fortune' you claim Bielsa spent is a drop in the ocean compared to what you actually spend to compete in the Premier league, especially since half the players we bought were injured.

10 Mar 2024 13:25:44
Bermo yes money was spent but not nearly in the amounts needed in the prem. We needed major investment from the moment we went up. Probably in the amounts that were spent for Jesse.
Bielsa needed a quality bench so the team could have dealt with injuries. Instead we had u21s and championship players as reserve.
That's why I think farke has been helped this year in that he has he benefits of 2 years of premier money inheriting the likes of gio gnonto and dj. Also the likes of cree and Joseph and struijk maturing.

10 Mar 2024 14:27:38
What's this yet another rinse and repeat rant by Berm on Bielsa.

Surely not 🙄

# rent free.

10 Mar 2024 14:51:51
I admit he is in my head. as are most useless managers who destroyed my club… I’ll even admit I still wake up about once a month in a cold sweat screaming HOCKADAY

But you gaz always have to comment… if I didn’t know better I’d say I’m living in you heads rent free, which o guess means you are also paying for besila who is living in mind

I’m in your head … in your head… Bermo … Bermo ber ber ber mo.

10 Mar 2024 15:17:12
But there's the rub Berma ; you simply don't know better 🤣.

09 Mar 2024 16:31:55
Hull 2 Leicester 2. Hull are really giving the foxes a game. Leicesters penalty was a bit dodgy.
Would not like to say which way this is going.
Don't like it up em!

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09 Mar 2024 16:59:43
9 mins of stoppage time. What a good game this.
Loved watching the championship games this season.

09 Mar 2024 19:35:06
How are you watching Ben?

10 Mar 2024 10:26:26
I'm in hull. A friend has the city ifollow.

09 Mar 2024 15:14:59
When you look at the boring slate of premier league fixtures today i think the Champo is a much tastier place to be - today at least.

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09 Mar 2024 15:26:15
It’s the best leauge in terms of excitement and every game means something where anyone can win.

Premier leauge is full of class but everyone plays the same and most games are predictable.

Being in championship means you can enjoy both…. Of course all that said I’m desperate for promotion!

09 Mar 2024 15:47:36
I’ve enjoyed this season way more than any other for many a year.

09 Mar 2024 15:50:01
Totally agree Bermo and 70. The Champo is the best league in Britain, for entertainment, unpredictability and excitement. Far better than the PL.

09 Mar 2024 16:10:08
Definitely agree with MG . winning loads of games this season so much more enjoyable than the tedium and anxiety of previous 2 EPL R fodder seasons.

09 Mar 2024 16:18:00
Tell yer what my tip to win playoffs Naarwich are on fire

5 nil currently.

09 Mar 2024 16:54:38
Ipswich to Norwich? Love that part of the world don’t you gaz?

09 Mar 2024 17:36:28
Haha knew that was coming from you Millwall Berma . so predictable of yer

So are the mighty Leeds going to beat your faves Sarf London crew Millwall in next match?

09 Mar 2024 18:10:39
I hope so! Nothing hurts me more than a loss to the wall it makes my life hell for a few weeks. The one comfort is that I get to live in the best city in the world not Norwich.

10 Mar 2024 14:30:38
Berm you said om this forum numerous times you go to all the Wall matches with your mates.

You lurve the Wall.

09 Mar 2024 15:12:50
Could this weekends results be the turning point in our fight for automatic promotion.
Strap in boys and girls, things are hotting up.

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09 Mar 2024 16:18:25
Hope so Leeroy.

09 Mar 2024 16:56:41
Baz, I watched the Ipswich game and thought they'd nicked 3 points.
But fortunately for us, they sat back and panicked.

09 Mar 2024 18:52:59
Hopefully Ipswich continue to panic and lose more matches Leeroy.

09 Mar 2024 15:09:15
🚜 slip up again. More please :)

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09 Mar 2024 14:47:01
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09 Mar 2024 15:15:42
Georgey 😀😂🤣.

09 Mar 2024 14:45:54
Trust me, I have no love for Cardiff but tonight boys I will enjoy a bowl of leek soup and my Mrs will be getting a nice bunch of daffy.

For once the tractor boys didn't win late.

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