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16 Jan 2019 19:55:43
To all thos leeds haters, whingers, whiners, drama queen poss tots.
"His name is marcello bielsa
He's better than anyone elsa
You may need an alka seltzer
because leeds are going up!
Cheers lads. keep em coming.

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16 Jan 2019 19:51:47

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16 Jan 2019 19:57:54
He's basically the sporting equivalent of Dr Emmett Brown.

16 Jan 2019 19:59:43

A, are you ok?
B, has your account being taken over?
C, have you spilt superglue on your keyboard?

16 Jan 2019 20:00:48
A great, great man. here, here.
Don't think they will ask about spyman in next presser George.

16 Jan 2019 20:01:41
He's the Man! Now let's get on with winning this League in style. Up the Whites!

16 jan 2019 21:17:54
spaniard still me i'm afraid. my respect for bielsa just skyrocketed almost to the point where he's moved me to tears. his honesty, integrity, knowledge and skill level are out of this world. also his courage. he's made for leeds united and leeds united as a club and fans are made for him. this whole incident and revelations could truly backfire on everyone except us and we have fat frank to thank. thank you frank. i now foresee every decent youngling in britain wanting to join lufc and learn from the master. so in a way with all the media furore, the whole affair deserves a headline of frankie goes to hollywood!

16 Jan 2019 22:57:41
Spot on George with that last post! I was watching the live transcript online, and was literally wetting myself with amazement at the level of detail this guy goes to for every team, every match, every player. The FA should be thanking him for being here. Ryan giggs, when asked about Bale’s performances this season, said “I dunno, I haven’t got eleven sports! ” MB knows everything about everyone in this league!

16 Jan 2019 19:44:43
My heart stopped beating this morning. The first article I opened on NN was one giving full coverage of the press conference. As all of you, who have seen these before, know you need to start reading from the bottom, where the conference starts, and follow the statements from there to the top as they are revealed. The statement at the top is always, effectively, the last in the interview
Well, this morning my anxiety got the better of me. In my haste to glean the news I couldn't help myself. I jumped straight into the article and started at the top - which, of course, was the end. What was the heading for the last statement - set out in bold print . BIELSA LEAVES meaning he exits the conference which, in my anxious state of mind, was not the first understanding that rose in my head
My heart stopped. I am only now just recovering.

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16 Jan 2019 19:25:34
Arsenal looking at a bid for young Clark, Leeds should offer long term contract or his head my be turned.

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16 Jan 2019 19:50:00
Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City and Spurs, but he’s not for sale and he doesn’t want to leave. He has a contract signed just over a year ago that lasts until June 21! He hasn’t yet played a full league 90mins. Don’t panic Whiteman, relax and enjoy the season. He’ll be there until the summer if we don’t go up, any contract signed now won’t make a jot of difference. Best way of keeping Clarke is getting promoted.

16 Jan 2019 20:12:47
Well said spanish, no need to panic just yet, if we don't go up we will get a shed load of cash for him!

16 Jan 2019 20:46:03
Once promoted everyone can sit down with all the cards on the table. I think the way Leeds have handled him and the chance to continue to work with Bielsa will stand us in good stead.

16 Jan 2019 19:16:56
If Collymore gets his way it will be West Yorkshire League for us! 🤣🤣.

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16 Jan 2019 19:51:38
Being positive, with the West Yorkshire League it’ll be a lot easier to watch the training sessions!

16 Jan 2019 20:03:56
For our local clubs training his spy will only have to turn up at the Boozer to see the session in full flow!

16 Jan 2019 19:16:06
Away from Spygate for a moment I thought I'd do a bit of research as I'm sat here waiting for me tea so bear with me.

One of the reasons levelled at Tottingham Hotspurts for failing to get anywhere near to winning the Premiership is their poor record against other sides in the top six.

With that in mind I thought I would see how we have done against the sides currently in the top six compared with say Norwich.

Leeds have taken 13pts from a possible 18pts (72.2%)
Norwich have taken 5pts from a possible 21pts (23.8%)

Should I let Bubba know?

Should I get a life?

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16 Jan 2019 19:41:57
He knows . he knows everything.

16 Jan 2019 19:53:57
Perhaps you could get in the kitchen and make your own tea! Or are you down the chippy in the Q!

Good point, that’s one of the big differences for us this year, much more competitive, win, lose or draw against the top teams!

Enjoy your tea!

16 Jan 2019 19:06:02
Everyone should get a trench coat. Cap. Dark glasses, dodgy fake moustache and if possible binoculars all for next home match against Norwich
Live on sky. Rub it up the elf and all others
That would be a scene too see.

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16 Jan 2019 19:18:34
We shouldn't let Keith Andrews in to the ground.

16 Jan 2019 19:54:30
I think I’d rather wear something different for a change!

16 Jan 2019 18:59:32
Have to say up until today I've not really liked talksports Adrian Durham. He can be quite divisive and not usually a fan of anything Leeds utd. He has now come out and said Bielsa has proved his case and any punishment the EFL bring will be just picking leeds. This guy has a platform behind him of a national sports radio station and can see it swaying opinion.

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16 Jan 2019 19:11:40
Yes it makes a change for presenter's on that Station.

16 Jan 2019 19:27:17
Yes, I was surprised with Durham's opinion.

16 Jan 2019 18:53:29
I'm a Sussex boy and a lot of my friends are Brighton fans. Mate sends me a link saying Bielsa to resign as Leeds boss in press conference. He says " i'd so laugh if he leaves".

Bielsa gives a detailed analysis of derby county. My friend texts me saying "but of a d**k isn't he? He just wants to show off. "

In summary, we can't win 😂.

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16 Jan 2019 19:13:31
He’s a bit of a genius actually.

16 Jan 2019 19:55:29
I bet he’s great fun at parties!

16 Jan 2019 20:17:10
I bet his online shopping takes ages tho. Analysing each product, their performance etc.

16 Jan 2019 21:15:28
Spooky Delboy I’m a sussex boy and my brother a spurs fan (don’t ask! ) said the exact same thing! And another Mate Brighton season ticket holder just said “why is he making it worse”? As you say he cannot win, but then genius is most often misunderstood and creates fear through ignorance.

Mezzer called this correctly couple of days ago this is not a legal test (there is no breach) but a trial by popular media that requires heat to sell column inches and advertising space.

16 Jan 2019 18:49:29
Is it too early to call for a statue. The man is unbelievable. Every other other manager just wishes they were him.

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