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17 Sep 2018 20:31:15
I always thought Harris was an ok lad but he's showed himself to be a petty after the fact knobhead.

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17 Sep 2018 19:57:43
Im putting myself forward to be Bubba, s official bucket boy on millwalls return match at ER. And if numpty Harris starts spouting I'll see if he fits in Bubba, s bucket. 😉.

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16 Sep 2018 11:02:50
Is Bermondsey white a Millwall fan who trolls this forum? Seems like it .
Good point I think still stop still unbeaten against a team we have struggled against at the den last few years and with the key injuries as well . Take that all day long.

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09 Sep 2018 15:45:48
Finally realised how pathetic I truly am when I was browsing early this morning. I got pop-ups telling me that "Single girls in my area do not want to have sex with me! "

MM :- (.

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08 Sep 2018 08:05:43
Lucas can't figure out why his sister has 3 brothers but he only has 2.

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07 Sep 2018 21:39:11
Englishman: "That your dog? "
Welshman: "Yep. "
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him? "
Welshman: "Dog don't talk But. "
Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going? "
Dog: "Doin' all right. "
Welshman: (Look of shock! )
Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner? " (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep. "
Englishman: "How's he treating you? "
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play. "
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse? "
Welshman: "Horse don't talk but. "
Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going? "
Horse: "Cool. "
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock! )
Englishman: "Is this your owner? " (Pointing to the welshman)
Horse: "Yep. "
Englishman: "How's he treating you? "
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather. "
Welshman: (Look of total amazement)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep? "
Welshman: "That sheeps a liar bud! ".

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07 Sep 2018 21:30:27
A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and - bingo! - she took the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation? "
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States. "
He swallowed hard.
Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention? "
"Lecturer, " she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. "
"Really", he smiled. "What myths are those? "
"Well, " she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish. "
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm sorry, l do apologise" she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name! "
"Tonto, " the man replied. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy. ".

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07 Sep 2018 21:28:24
Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast .



He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.




When all is ready he begins to speak:


"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra. "


"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road. "



"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre. "


"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road

. "

The nurse and witnesses are blown away.
They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth.
As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences.

Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".




"Property? ", his wife replies. "






The feckin person had a window cleaning round. " 😜😜.

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25 Aug 2018 15:23:30
What a brilliantly worked goal that was! MOT!

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25 Aug 2018 17:30:23
Make that three brilliantly worked goals.

25 Aug 2018 13:47:35
Hi all. new to site. Leeds Fan all my life. Any idea of any place to watch Leeds while in Barcalona for the weekend?

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29 Aug 2018 17:06:03
Hi mac don't know why you ended up in oyher posts.

01 Sep 2018 22:41:45
True that wex. Welcome MacD. hang around, and spout some opinions. always welcome!

 


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