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Team: Leeds United

Where from: Swarcliffe leeds

Favourite player: Norman Hunter

Best team moment: Big Doms header San sero

Interests: Having a few sherbets with the boys and a good Alf discussion about United or the Rhinos (my other passion)

Timezone: (GMT) Western Europe Time, London, Lisbon, Casablanca

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29 Aug 2018 09:40:05
Perfect timing for a defeat. Last night will bring them back down to earth with a bang. It will show the management we need more depth and it will fire the lads up for Friday and make them want to prove a point against the Smoggies. Cup distraction out of way for me but others like a good cup run me personally like a good run in the FA cup but would rather win a league game than a Carabo cup game so it's one less distraction imo.

1.) 29 Aug 2018 12:46:32
Thing is tho Martyn, how many times will we change 9 players for a league game? The lads that didn't do well will be fine when they get a chance in the first team.

2.) 29 Aug 2018 20:25:54
We don't staff. I'd rather have a run in FA cup than carabo but saying that I'd rather go out of FA cup too if it means we are stronger in league.

3.) 29 Aug 2018 21:09:46
Agreed, I love the FA cup and hope we'll be in a position to play a reasonable first 11 in it.

4.) 30 Aug 2018 08:11:55
Great point AL, very rare that we or any team changes 9 players in back to back league game so the cup wasn't a fair reflection. Preston are a good side and fought well last season. Shows that we do only have about 13/ 14 first team players as it stands, whether bielsa can make that into 18 i'm not sure. But the point still stands that even with 3/ 4 of our best players out against Norwich, we won 3-0. those 3/ 4 for me would be cooper (never thought i'd say that) , Forshaw, dallas, arguably 1 more as I expect one more to come in.

I'm not worried about Tuesdays result, however if we can't beat boro or at least geta good result ill be concerned, as rotherham, derby, and stoke are turning out to be struggling for results anyway, and the only good team we've played is Swansea. Be a real test this, a lot of the weight is on saiz, Pablo, roofe, and aylings shoulders now.

5.) 30 Aug 2018 21:15:28
It seems every game we play is " our toughest test yet" so far we have passed them with flying colours, never mind that the teams we've beat aren't looking good atm, teams are there to be beaten, top, middle or bottom of the table. Bring on the smoggies.



20 Aug 2018 21:14:55
Cameron Jerome being linked on loan.

1.) 20 Aug 2018 21:42:07
Cheap and smart move. Good third striker to have at this level.

2.) 20 Aug 2018 22:01:31
Goal record shocking no thanks.

3.) 20 Aug 2018 23:16:29
Slough 1 in 4 ain't shocking, it's below par though.

4.) 20 Aug 2018 23:35:33
Like a shot.

5.) 21 Aug 2018 03:57:15
Leave him where he is, Phil Hay says it's no-deal anyway.

6.) 21 Aug 2018 22:28:29
Not fussed what Phil hay says

Bielsa is like the man from Del monte

If he say yes, make it so.



27 Jul 2018 19:43:00
Rumours have it derby are going to try hijack Douglas deal.

1.) 27 Jul 2018 21:57:35
More wishful thinking from their fans.

2.) 28 Jul 2018 07:46:36
Hope not!, Is worrying though that once we have identified a transfer target we seem to take longer than most other clubs to get the deal done.

3.) 28 Jul 2018 08:51:54
They can’t buy anyone else without selling Vydra (to us) . We should finalise the Douglas deal before the Vydra deal.

4.) 28 Jul 2018 09:39:34
Anyone know what the latest is on douglas? Did he have a medical at leeds?

5.) 28 Jul 2018 10:10:59
Supposed to have had it yesterday, but as usual it seems to take ages before the deal is announced. Let's hope it is the first one of an exciting week for us. Douglas and Hydra in with a couple more and I will feel optimistic for the season.

6.) 28 Jul 2018 18:19:41
Bad luck Derby, you just wasn't as fast as us!



26 Jul 2018 15:39:36
Rumour has it we are in for Brazilian winger Bernard. 25 yr old and a seasoned full International.

1.) 26 Jul 2018 16:16:33
Martyn, hope it's true. 25yo Brazilian winger/ forward. Plays like a Brazilian. Not prolific scorer but could terrify Championship defenders.

2.) 27 Jul 2018 09:18:16
Remember the last Brazilian :-/.

3.) 27 Jul 2018 17:30:39
Leicester in for him too, which kills that one! Grrrrr.



26 Jul 2018 12:42:19
Rumours we have a bid in for Brazilian winger Bernard. 20 odd caps for Brazil and only 25yr old.

1.) 26 Jul 2018 13:23:22
worth £15.5 million apparently Martin.

2.) 26 Jul 2018 13:44:03
Bernard is without a club so wouldn’t need a bid.

3.) 26 Jul 2018 13:44:58
Out of contract at Shakhtar as of 8th June. This could actually have some truth too it. If there is any truth in it then blister my barnicle that’s a coup and a half.




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17 Sep 2018 22:03:39
See fat Frank got a fine for being sent off Saturday but avoided a touchline ban. We would of had a 20 point deduction for that.

1.) 17 Sep 2018 22:31:05
Don’t be so daft Martyn.

At least 25 points.

2.) 18 Sep 2018 12:50:04
Don't be daft Alf, auto relegation to Unibond league and then starting with minus points.

3.) 18 Sep 2018 13:32:42
plus the squad executed by firing squad as halftime entertainment at Old Trafford.



11 Sep 2018 21:54:46
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? " Johnny says, "None. " The teacher asks, "Why? " Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off. " The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking. " Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married? " The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream. " Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking! ".

1.) 12 Sep 2018 08:25:35

2.) 12 Sep 2018 09:57:23
😂😂 I'll give ya that one Martyn!

3.) 12 Sep 2018 18:09:42
Lol martyn. That must be your 75th best joke of this international break 😂.

4.) 12 Sep 2018 20:07:15
That's the best Lucas. I've drained the tanks now so there's not plenty in the tanks anymore. Be seeing you now.

5.) 12 Sep 2018 20:56:27
Don’t worry about not having plenty in the tank sir the international break is over now. It’s almost time for giving the Millwallers a jolly good spanking which would be simply lovely 🧐 👌🦉.

6.) 13 Sep 2018 08:51:15
Martyn Alistair Cook said he didn't have anything left in the tank then he plundered over 200 runs for England.



11 Sep 2018 13:36:23
One for Aus 😉

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.



10 Sep 2018 19:08:02
English man, Irish man, scotch man and a Welsh man captured by the Iraqi army.
We're going to shoot you all but before we do you can have one last request.
They asked the Irish man what's your last request and he replied I'd like 1000 Irish men doing the river dance for me.
They then asked the scotch man and he said I want 1000 bagpipers playing the flower of Scotland for me.
They then asked the Welsh man and he replied I'd like 1000 Welsh choir boys and men singing land of my father's.

They then asked the English man what's your last request to which he replied


1.) 10 Sep 2018 21:30:14
I’ll shoot you first for that joke.

2.) 10 Sep 2018 21:41:32
That was class LIG.



10 Sep 2018 19:01:24
I've got a new job selling photo copiers. it's a bit repetitive

Boom boom.

1.) 10 Sep 2018 21:30:36
And I’ll shoot you second for that one.

2.) 10 Sep 2018 21:42:36
You started this thing lucas.

3.) 10 Sep 2018 23:09:47
You must admit that it makes the international break a tad more bearable.

4.) 11 Sep 2018 09:38:45
Be better if it wasn't just the 5 of us playing x.

5.) 11 Sep 2018 13:39:29
im playing by reading and loving the jokes.




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06 Sep 2018 00:27:16
He was offered a higher level of football and a big pay rise in Russian top league cork and said no. If he was lying about turning the offer down kinnear and the board would be jumping up and down to clear their names. It's the board I don't trust on this one I think Pontus has done nothing wrong except expose the board for lying to us.



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05 Sep 2018 19:32:49
Disagree Spanish. Pontius telling us the truth were as Angus kinnear lied and and told us they rejectected the offer for him. Why?



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29 Aug 2018 20:25:54
We don't staff. I'd rather have a run in FA cup than carabo but saying that I'd rather go out of FA cup too if it means we are stronger in league.



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28 Aug 2018 15:43:49
Don't bet on it bright. Our chairman will be like a bisto kid when he smells cash.



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28 Aug 2018 08:44:45
Oh no he isnt.




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17 Sep 2018 22:19:16
Show me too berm I love millwall fans just can't eat a whole one, well not in one sitting.



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17 Sep 2018 22:15:15
Joke season is over George.



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17 Sep 2018 22:00:11
Right let's put this to bed. Tha might be from darn south and like a shandy or two on a weekend and still be int dark ages when it comes to putting summat moist on ya fish and derks like mushy peas or gravy (ooow I love gravy) but tat end of day your still leeds fans n that, ll ding dang do for me. Next time ya up at Mecca (elland road) I'll teach ya by taking ya tut peacocock for a man's drink ( no lemonade allowed) then over tut gravleys for fish n derks with mushys all over em. Is it date my southern muckers?



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12 Sep 2018 20:07:15
That's the best Lucas. I've drained the tanks now so there's not plenty in the tanks anymore. Be seeing you now.



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12 Sep 2018 09:39:06
Like a frog I think BIGE.