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09 Apr 2019 21:25:56
I think I need to publicly bad-mouth Bamford more often. He's loving proving me wrong.

Southern Softie

1.) 09 Apr 2019 21:48:21
Southern, get stuck in about his missed hat-trick.


2.) 09 Apr 2019 21:52:20
I texted my mate ranting about what a useless tw@t he was. Just before he put a couple in. Same as you Softie, I don't know what the ferk I am on about.


3.) 09 Apr 2019 22:00:56
Hat, eaten.
Thought he was brilliant tonight, and people need to stop giving him grief on twotter or whatever it is. He will be immense for us over the next few years.


4.) 09 Apr 2019 22:43:01
Tory

Must be all that "twitching" you do.

You know what they say about what that sort of thing does to you. 👌💪💪💪.


5.) 09 Apr 2019 22:46:33
Agreed Bright! Not just the goals, won the free kick and hence sending off and ran himself into the ground.


 

 

26 Jan 2019 17:06:30
One more win and we've equalled the total points for last season. Happy days.

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1.) 26 Jan 2019 17:13:15
Nice one SS, a bit of perspective 😀.


2.) 26 Jan 2019 18:11:57
Plus we have won 2 more games than anybody else.


 

 

01 Dec 2018 14:47:48
I've never been so pleased to be wrong with my prediction, even if the goal was a gift. Agree with everyone else though, the referee was bloody awful.

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1.) 01 Dec 2018 14:55:41
Southern, we’ve broken your curse. Also I think both Clarke and Pablo made the taking of the gift look very easy. Clarke in particular had to do some work with the ball to get it to Pablo and I’m glad it was Pablo nice and calm to score!


2.) 01 Dec 2018 14:59:49
so glad you were wrong southern! here's one for ya i bet on the pools the other day 1st time in 10 years, had leeds to beat reading along with 7 others, waiting on leeds 1-0 up gives away the penalty 88th min was watching online and the screen went blank didn't wanna watch anyway thought the worst but when i refreshed the link BPF had saved it hahahaha good week indeed, don't think many expected a win today but i thought we would scrape it i'm really starting to believe this is our year! MOT!


3.) 01 Dec 2018 15:10:42
Softie Your prediction caused the win!


 

 

30 Nov 2018 15:39:09
Ok, firstly let me apologise for tomorrows result. “Why? ” I hear you cry. Quite simply because it’s entirely my fault, not the players, not the manager. Here’s why…


Sometimes as a look at a game beforehand, I say to myself that it’s an easy win. Sometimes I’m right, sometimes I’m wrong.


Other times as a look at a game beforehand, I say to myself that I’d take a draw. Sometimes I walk away happy, sometimes I walk away sad.


Obviously at this point I’ve not proven myself to have the foresight into future results. I’m no Oracle, I’m just a hopeful fan. However….


Sometimes I get a “Bad Feeling” about a game. Whenever I’ve had a Bad Feeling (and it’s not just trapped wind) , We’ve always gone on to lose the game, and convincingly so.


I’m afraid I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow’s game, and these bad feelings have never been wrong. Therefore, tomorrow’s loss is entirely my fault for having this bad feeling in the first place. Sorry lads. My bad.

Southern Softie

{Ed025's Note - i think that is just trapped wind SS..


1.) 30 Nov 2018 16:04:33
Hopefully Ed.


2.) 30 Nov 2018 19:20:12
I know where you’re coming from Southern, I had a that bad feeling before Birmingham and West Brom but I haven’t got it tonight! Hoping that Bielsa will have thought a lot about West Brom and have a better plan!

Another reason for winning tomorrow to break your spell!


3.) 30 Nov 2018 20:06:31
I hope so Spanish.


4.) 30 Nov 2018 22:51:17
Nah. Draw written all over it. (not holding breath) .


5.) 01 Dec 2018 02:14:29
1992, the last time we won at bramall lane! Surely we're due another one?


6.) 01 Dec 2018 06:40:24
Beware that little goal poacher Billy sharp. Would definitely take a point of offered now. We really do need to continue the run so hoping for at least a point.


 

 

15 Nov 2018 12:16:37
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) . By Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
. T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Southern Softie

1.) 15 Nov 2018 13:19:58
Made me smile Southy. Well done. You will have us all forming a book club next?


2.) 15 Nov 2018 13:46:26
Brilliant!


3.) 15 Nov 2018 14:10:56
bravo!


4.) 15 Nov 2018 18:57:59
Mabel sounds hot.


5.) 15 Nov 2018 19:06:11
Excellent!

{Ed025's Note - i enjoyed that as well..


 

 

 

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11 Aug 2016 13:51:41
Hooray, another new owner for some people to start a hate campaign against. (Good grief! )

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29 Jan 2016 12:54:56
No thanks

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07 Jan 2016 08:06:39
Jeez George, what time do you get up? Posting at 4:30am! That's dedication for you!

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23 Sep 2015 12:29:42
MC has said he won't be selling anyone in January, which is an interesting statement. SB would then become relatively worthless to Leeds, but will MC care? Probably not. I do think we need to replace Pearson though, but who??

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23 Sep 2015 12:26:46
I agree DG, I don't like MC's mega-gob either, but I quite like him as a person, and I respect the positives he's done, and continues to do. I think we've known for a while that SB will be leaving. Best of luck to him, although he may be getting bad advice from a greedy agent?
Now, what about replacing Pearson.?

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22 Apr 2019 18:40:31
2-0 down and no play makers in our team. That's why Stafford.

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22 Apr 2019 18:39:25
Because we don't appear to have a decent play maker Stafford.

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22 Apr 2019 18:38:30
Agreed. Bamford is just appalling today. Get him off.

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22 Apr 2019 18:34:32
Last time I criticised Bamford on here, he scored twice. However, I still say he's useless. I honestly think this is the end of our automatic promotion chances.

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09 Apr 2019 21:12:01
Well hopefully that will boost his confidence Wex? What a screamer of a goal.

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