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01 Dec 2018 14:47:48
I've never been so pleased to be wrong with my prediction, even if the goal was a gift. Agree with everyone else though, the referee was bloody awful.

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1.) 01 Dec 2018 14:55:41
Southern, we’ve broken your curse. Also I think both Clarke and Pablo made the taking of the gift look very easy. Clarke in particular had to do some work with the ball to get it to Pablo and I’m glad it was Pablo nice and calm to score!

2.) 01 Dec 2018 14:59:49
so glad you were wrong southern! here's one for ya i bet on the pools the other day 1st time in 10 years, had leeds to beat reading along with 7 others, waiting on leeds 1-0 up gives away the penalty 88th min was watching online and the screen went blank didn't wanna watch anyway thought the worst but when i refreshed the link BPF had saved it hahahaha good week indeed, don't think many expected a win today but i thought we would scrape it i'm really starting to believe this is our year! MOT!

3.) 01 Dec 2018 15:10:42
Softie Your prediction caused the win!



30 Nov 2018 15:39:09
Ok, firstly let me apologise for tomorrows result. “Why? ” I hear you cry. Quite simply because it’s entirely my fault, not the players, not the manager. Here’s why…

Sometimes as a look at a game beforehand, I say to myself that it’s an easy win. Sometimes I’m right, sometimes I’m wrong.

Other times as a look at a game beforehand, I say to myself that I’d take a draw. Sometimes I walk away happy, sometimes I walk away sad.

Obviously at this point I’ve not proven myself to have the foresight into future results. I’m no Oracle, I’m just a hopeful fan. However….

Sometimes I get a “Bad Feeling” about a game. Whenever I’ve had a Bad Feeling (and it’s not just trapped wind) , We’ve always gone on to lose the game, and convincingly so.

I’m afraid I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow’s game, and these bad feelings have never been wrong. Therefore, tomorrow’s loss is entirely my fault for having this bad feeling in the first place. Sorry lads. My bad.

Southern Softie

{Ed025's Note - i think that is just trapped wind SS..

1.) 30 Nov 2018 16:04:33
Hopefully Ed.

2.) 30 Nov 2018 19:20:12
I know where you’re coming from Southern, I had a that bad feeling before Birmingham and West Brom but I haven’t got it tonight! Hoping that Bielsa will have thought a lot about West Brom and have a better plan!

Another reason for winning tomorrow to break your spell!

3.) 30 Nov 2018 20:06:31
I hope so Spanish.

4.) 30 Nov 2018 22:51:17
Nah. Draw written all over it. (not holding breath) .

5.) 01 Dec 2018 02:14:29
1992, the last time we won at bramall lane! Surely we're due another one?

6.) 01 Dec 2018 06:40:24
Beware that little goal poacher Billy sharp. Would definitely take a point of offered now. We really do need to continue the run so hoping for at least a point.



15 Nov 2018 12:16:37
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view) . By Pam Ayres

The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
. T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

Southern Softie

1.) 15 Nov 2018 13:19:58
Made me smile Southy. Well done. You will have us all forming a book club next?

2.) 15 Nov 2018 13:46:26

3.) 15 Nov 2018 14:10:56

4.) 15 Nov 2018 18:57:59
Mabel sounds hot.

5.) 15 Nov 2018 19:06:11

{Ed025's Note - i enjoyed that as well..



28 Sep 2018 17:20:53
I'm seeing a split between my fellow LUFC supporters. Some saying a win, some saying a definite loss. Obviously we all want the win but I did want to ask (again) whether the other teams have figured us out? Especially after the Brum loss. Last time I asked I was reassured by some on here that it wasn't likely, some even comparing us to Man City, and that everyone knows how they play but still can't stop them. Man City we certainly aren't. I guess my question to those who predict a loss is this, is it because of our injuries or because teams have worked out how to counter (or negate) our attacking style? Or just a bit of both?
My prediction is a 1-0 loss with the only goal coming in the dying throws of the game.
Much love. Softie xx.

Southern Softie

1.) 28 Sep 2018 18:01:23
Fair enough that teams can park the bus and make it more difficult for us but we gave Birmingham two easyish goals that we are not going to concede in every game. We won the second half one nil! And we created more chances. I think you are right, that we have to take chances that we create in order to win those tighter games.

It’s going to be a tough game, local derby away, against a team performing well. But I think this is going to be a real insight into what Bielsa can do. He’s wounded, the team are wounded, he is showing his faith in them. Let’s see, I think it’s going to be a cracking game and we are going to win 3/ 2.

2.) 29 Sep 2018 06:18:25
Southern Softie. I think most team managers will have "figured out" Biesla's Leeds United by now. The guy isn't a rocket scientist

However, figuring out what Leeds are doing and working out a way to stop it AND actually then go on and beat Leeds is a whole different matter

Leeds are fitter than you.
Leeds are faster than you.
Leeds press you from the goalkeeper on through to your forwards.
Leeds don't hunt the ball in ones. They do it in twos or threes (notice how many times after a full on one-on-one tackle that the next player in to mop up the loose ball is a Leeds player) .
Leeds will not let their heads go down if they conceded.
Leeds do not get frustrated.

I doubt their are many Premiership managers who can "figure it out", I am certain that there are none in the Championship
(And before you say It, Monk didn't figure us out. He came not to lose)

3.) 29 Sep 2018 13:59:03
Totally agree Axe!



31 Aug 2018 21:39:14
I said a draw, clearly I'm an Oracle.

Southern Softie

1.) 31 Aug 2018 21:51:56
Prefer Ceefax.

2.) 31 Aug 2018 22:35:55
Oh, George! I wrote the same gaff, but deleted it! 😳😂.

3.) 31 Aug 2018 22:45:37
You’ll be talking about the test card on bbc2 next George.

4.) 31 Aug 2018 23:58:42
Yebo Wonder whatever happened to that little girl wearing red, was it? With the frightening looking green doll. Showing my age. Oh well. I'm only as old as the woman I feel. Still in my 20s.

5.) 01 Sep 2018 02:14:53
Think I married her George. She's still as scary too.




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11 Aug 2016 13:51:41
Hooray, another new owner for some people to start a hate campaign against. (Good grief! )

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29 Jan 2016 12:54:56
No thanks

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07 Jan 2016 08:06:39
Jeez George, what time do you get up? Posting at 4:30am! That's dedication for you!

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23 Sep 2015 12:29:42
MC has said he won't be selling anyone in January, which is an interesting statement. SB would then become relatively worthless to Leeds, but will MC care? Probably not. I do think we need to replace Pearson though, but who??

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23 Sep 2015 12:26:46
I agree DG, I don't like MC's mega-gob either, but I quite like him as a person, and I respect the positives he's done, and continues to do. I think we've known for a while that SB will be leaving. Best of luck to him, although he may be getting bad advice from a greedy agent?
Now, what about replacing Pearson.?

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11 Jan 2019 23:11:30
I don't get it. Managers, assistant managers and scouts are allowed to sit in an opponents ground and watch a team they'll be playing in a few weeks, and that's all good and complete ethical. But send another employee to watch a training match / session, and it's tountermount to cheating? How? There's no rule against it that I'm aware of?

Anyway, well done lads, a well deserved 3 points!

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19 Dec 2018 06:39:14
So who am I?

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14 Dec 2018 17:42:22
Sorry Ausman, I disagree. Family first mate, always. Assuming that's what this is about?

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14 Dec 2018 07:49:02
Would he be able to keep the pace that Bielsa asks of his players?

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01 Dec 2018 12:49:31
It'd be nice if we could get the ball and keep it.

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