13 Mar 2020 14:10:27
In view of the lack of Footy for three weeks may I be the first to start --
Me and my wife did the Plumbers position last night.
we lie in bed and nobody comes.

1.) 13 Mar 2020
13 Mar 2020 15:11:21
Prince Charles arrives in Middlesbrough to open a factory, its June and its 95 degrees, but he is wearing a big fur hat.
The Manager says thanks for coming charles but why the hat, charles replies ' it was mummies idea, she asked me were I was going today and I said Middlesbrough and she said
Were the fox hat.