25 Mar 2020 12:05:48
England 80's Cricket Team are on tour having their evening meal. Turtle Soup is the starter. An hour passes and nothing has been served. The Team Manager asks the Waiter what the delay is.

The Waiter replies, "well Sir the Chef cooks everything fresh here and he is waiting for the Turtle to pop it's head out of its shell so he can kill it to make the soup". Ian Botham stands up and says "I know how to get it to pop it's head out". So he is taken into the kitchen and the Chef gives him the Turtle. He says to the Chef, "When I get it to put its head out, hit it with a pan and kill it".

He then shoves two fingers up the Turtle's ass and it's head comes straight out and the Chef kills it. "Wow" said the Chef, where did you learn to do that? . Botham replies", When we attend any official do's, it is my job to get Gladstone Small to put his tie on"!

1.) 25 Mar 2020
25 Mar 2020 14:03:33
Jeez that’s an old one that takes me back.

2.) 25 Mar 2020
25 Mar 2020 14:16:08
Feath Sick 👎.

3.) 25 Mar 2020
25 Mar 2020 15:50:19
A golden one Feath!