29 Mar 2020 13:41:09
A fellow gets on a London bound train and ends up sat next to a bloke who has a Monkey in a cage. "You don't see many Monkey's on a train" he said trying to make a bit of conversation. He replies, "We are on our way to the World Monkey Shagging Championships at Earl's Court". The chap says, "Well I have never heard of it" "It's the biggest event in the Monkey world and he is the defending Champion" says the bloke. "Here is a Complimentary Ticket, call if you get a chance". So the fellow finishes his business in London early and decides to go. When he gets in, there are hundreds of Monkeys in cages at it everywhere. He sees the bloke at the end of the hall, "This is amazing, I never knew the event existed. Where is the Champ"? The bloke says, "He is up there, third cage on the right". Why is he tossing himself off"? says the chap. The bloke says, "he has got a bye in the first round"!

1.) 29 Mar 2020
29 Mar 2020 17:31:41
excellent! I didn't see that coming!