25 Apr 2014 06:50:47
Good morning Massimo. Gooda mornin Brian, you got to da team alla ready for Saturday. Yes, I am starting Smith. In goal. Well, he is very tall and I can't play him up front, I got Murphy there. Well, you did say to give him an advanced role, so, if anything goes wrong, its your fault. He is playing alongside Rudy, well, he is tall and I can't play him in goal because I got Smiffy there. Anyway, he didn't like it on the wing. Ross is on the bench, he will be our secret weapon. I did that at Reading. Did I tell you about Reading. I was there, at Reading. Did that with Lafondre, at Reading. Worked a treat, when I was at Reading. Won a title at Reading I did. I have solved the problem at left back. Sam is injured and that Peltier chap has not turned up for weeks, so I am going with Paddy Kenny. Well, he keeps complaining he does not get a game and he can't half hoof it. I was hoping you could help me a bit with the rest of the team Massimo, see, I have put the rest of the squad names in a hat, so, if you could just pull a few out, that way, if anything goes wrong, its your fault.

1.) 25 Apr 2014
Best post of the year so far, comedy sketch material.

2.) 25 Apr 2014
That would be very funny if it wasnt so close to the truth

3.) 25 Apr 2014
It is extremely close to the truth; that's why it is so extremely funny.

4.) 25 Apr 2014
What about giving Kop Kat a stint in goal.

5.) 26 Apr 2014
Brilliant vidlufc, so sad but so true!

6.) 26 Apr 2014
Think we should put Hunt in goal he's a master at ensuring the ball stays out of the net