Leeds Banter Archive September 11 2018

 

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11 Sep 2018 21:54:46
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? " Johnny says, "None. " The teacher asks, "Why? " Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off. " The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking. " Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married? " The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream. " Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking! ".

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12 Sep 2018 08:25:35
LMFAO 🀣🀣.

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12 Sep 2018 09:57:23
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I'll give ya that one Martyn!

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12 Sep 2018 18:09:42
Lol martyn. That must be your 75th best joke of this international break πŸ˜‚.

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12 Sep 2018 20:07:15
That's the best Lucas. I've drained the tanks now so there's not plenty in the tanks anymore. Be seeing you now.

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12 Sep 2018 20:56:27
Don’t worry about not having plenty in the tank sir the international break is over now. It’s almost time for giving the Millwallers a jolly good spanking which would be simply lovely 🧐 πŸ‘ŒπŸ¦‰.

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13 Sep 2018 08:51:15
Martyn Alistair Cook said he didn't have anything left in the tank then he plundered over 200 runs for England.

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11 Sep 2018 21:32:15
Lovely goal from Klich.

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11 Sep 2018 22:30:39
Stuarty Dallas also scored tonight. Good form to bring back domestically πŸ‘βš½οΈβš½οΈβš½οΈβš½οΈ.

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12 Sep 2018 08:18:08
Doing us proud, keeping up the standards.

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12 Sep 2018 11:17:48
Alioski got 2 in 2 over the break too. Whos stopping us? only club side that's players scored more goals over the break was madrid.

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11 Sep 2018 20:25:01
Mick rings his new girlfriend's door bell with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door sees the flowers, drags him in, falls back on the couch, lifts the skirt up, nickers off and says "this is for the flowers"
Mick replies "don't be silly, you must have a vase somewhere"!
Boom boom!

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11 Sep 2018 21:39:20
The old ones are the best eh farsley.

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11 Sep 2018 16:23:30
A few weeks ago people were saying Bamford was a waste of money, now others are saying his loss is a disaster! Roberts, Edmondson, Clarke, big opportunity! January will give us two new signings, Bamford and Izzy!

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11 Sep 2018 21:21:08
Football fans? Fickle? No way!

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12 Sep 2018 15:53:10
Leeds fans fickle? No way ;)

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11 Sep 2018 13:51:29
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

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11 Sep 2018 13:51:01
how do you kill a circus?

go for the juggler.

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11 Sep 2018 13:43:37
I've got a new job as an elevator repairman

It has its ups and downs.

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11 Sep 2018 13:42:05
Mad Mick storms into the Doctors Office and smacks the doctor right in the eye.
Picking himself up off the floor, the Dr asks "what was that for? "
"you made a pass at my wife" says mad Mick
"No I didn't", replied the Dr, "I just said she had acute angina. "

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11 Sep 2018 13:36:23
One for Aus πŸ˜‰

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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11 Sep 2018 13:23:27
Let's not get too downbeat with the Bamford injury. We have done well already without him and we have Roberts, Clarke, Edmundson all chomping at the bit.

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11 Sep 2018 13:36:28
Really bad luck for the Player and the team! Didn’t look that bad on the day! Good that Roberts had a run out for Wales. Edmondson, I’m not so sure about, a bit immobile! Clarke is the one for me, gives him a chance to get some bench time and he can cover wing or striker so more versatility. Him Saiz and Hernandez coming at teams could be scary!

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11 Sep 2018 14:40:03
Totally agree Spanish. And Clarke could prove to be the find of the season if he can transfer his form onto the bigger stage. A very exciting prospect!

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11 Sep 2018 12:57:22
Bamford apparently out for four months. Good news for our young strikers.

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11 Sep 2018 13:48:48
best gag yet!

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11 Sep 2018 09:18:07
If quizzes are quizicals. What are tests?

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11 Sep 2018 09:37:51
Tests πŸ˜‰.

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11 Sep 2018 12:38:34
Martyn You dropped the ball with that reply.

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