Leeds Banter Archive April 12 2020

 

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12 Apr 2020 20:11:00
Women only call me big fat and ugly until they find out what I earn.

Then they call me big fat and ugly and poor.

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13 Apr 2020 10:22:34
The boss is back!

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13 Apr 2020 20:13:15
Welcome back old bean. Sorely missed your (preposterous) jokes.

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12 Apr 2020 17:30:51
Not football related but RIP Steling Moss - sports legend and gentleman.

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12 Apr 2020 16:15:54
What is it with Darren bent and the footballing orthroties when the leeds players can't go and run in there own training complex as long as they set of at diverant times I can't see a problem every body up and the country doing it in parks on roads in gardens all o place bent always as go us MOT stay save.

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13 Apr 2020 08:54:53
Well said Wigan!

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13 Apr 2020 11:41:37
I am front line and have one i look after tested positive so i am suited and booted all shift when i am on with him. If i was moved and got there and the room was the size of a football pitch with only 5 others in there i would be over the moon. Bent and the like need a reality check. They are fine with people on Β£8 odd an hour keeping them fed and watered and moaning if they open the doors 5 minutes late yet find fault in us giving the lads somewhere safe to exercise instead of pounding the streets. These media pundits are a joke. Anything to have a go at LUFC t****ers.

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13 Apr 2020 14:02:29
Spot on lads .

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13 Apr 2020 14:07:14
Very well put Bielsa.

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12 Apr 2020 15:14:42
Watching that cockney fraud Harry Redknapp on mrs brown, yes that's how bad its got, tell one of his un funny yarns about using a spectator as a sub for lee chapman and be a better player got me thinking of all his goals for leeds and which ones stick in people's minds. I would go for the obvious winner at sunny Bournemouth. Any other suggestions?

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12 Apr 2020 23:29:21
JAN 1991

The sublime goal involving Dorigo playing it down the line and Speedy's sumptuous pinpoint cross onto the head of Chapman DIRECTLY after Sheff Wednesday had cheated / dived to get an unjust penalty

. JUSTICE PREVAILED however as Leeds thrashed Sheff Wed by 6 goals to their cheating 1 ' goal'

. loved the look of supreme satisfaction on Sgt Wilko's face # sweet happy days.

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13 Apr 2020 12:46:21
my fav Lee Chapman goal was his volly from outside the box. I believe it was the only goal he ever scored from outside the box. Not a great footballer but a great goal scorer and one of my fav players.

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13 Apr 2020 14:04:43
Yeah I think I recall that goal BW ( against Ispswich if I recall correctly) . when he came back briefly for a short second spell?

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13 Apr 2020 14:05:56
Correction typo above Jan 1992 ( not 1991)

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12 Apr 2020 08:01:20
Hello boys and cork, just thought I'd pop on in and do a headcount in these difficult times, stay in and stay safe. love you all πŸ˜‰.

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{Ed033's Note - Thanks Martyn

12 Apr 2020 08:51:16
Same to you Martyn! Hope all is well, and hang around!

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12 Apr 2020 10:31:05
Cheers martyn, stay safe all the guys on here . That promotion party is waiting for us!

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12 Apr 2020 10:48:51
Good to hear from you Martyn. I hope you are well.

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12 Apr 2020 11:55:15
Hello Martyn hope you are following your own advice. It would be nice if everyone is here on the first day of football. Some of the names who have drifted away and some who have thrown in the towel.

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12 Apr 2020 13:07:59
We will be here first kick chaps.
Very strange world for all.
I keep thinking that the virus has dehumanised death if that makes sense. The whole world wanting their numbers to drop so life can return to semi normal.
I keep thinking of the heartbreak that literally millions of people and families are going through. It’s a devastating time for generations and life will never be the normal we knew last year.
But come the day the ball is put on the centre circle. We will all be back frustrating the hell out of each other πŸ‘
And when we come back. We will kill this league once and for all.
Welcome back Martyn and thanks for confirming what I always suspected.

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12 Apr 2020 14:04:53
Alright Martyn nice to have you back. I’m confused by the β€œand cork” bit though. Can you explain? Am I missing something?

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12 Apr 2020 14:44:40
You prob are missing something! Cork.

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12 Apr 2020 16:53:27
Great to hear from you Martyn take care big guy and love to all.

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12 Apr 2020 17:29:24
Hey Martyn.

Think it was banter Corky.

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12 Apr 2020 19:47:25
One third man, one third cat and one third guinness. All in jest cork.

It's been a while just hope all are ok, I'm ok at the moment as i can get my kebabs delivered. Pretty sure the chilli sauce could be the new cure.

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12 Apr 2020 19:49:19
And what did you always suspect aus?

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12 Apr 2020 20:47:55
I must be getting touchy with this lockdown.
Again welcome back Mart.

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13 Apr 2020 09:36:58
Not back cork just popping in to make sure your all behaving yourself it's back to my cave to finish my hibernation, could use the beauty sleep. Stay safe lads.

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13 Apr 2020 09:40:03
Welcome back Martyn, good to see you're still here.
ALAW πŸ‘πŸ’™πŸ’›πŸ’™.

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Review Of The Day 12th April 2020

12 Apr 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 12th April 2020

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