Leeds Banter Archive June 12 2017

12 Jun 2017 16:08:00
until we get a manager or sign a decent player i will keep them coming. so for sake of this group come on Rad please.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up. you're next!''

{Ed033's Note - Jokes will mostly be sent to the Other/Jokes page from now on

12 Jun 2017 17:42:41
That's definitely an 'other' rather than a 'joke'

12 Jun 2017 19:11:37
this was the first of about 9 i sent in as well. i am starting to feel sorry for the other page

12 Jun 2017 21:17:01
Ed033, I've read with interest your new policy and agree. However, this still leaves the problem of Berm. Since his repeated attempts at jocularity don't even qualify as a "joke", it means his posts shall still be seen on the Banter page. What do you intend to do about that please?

{Ed033's Note - Maybe we can have an other, other page for some of Berm's posts?

12 Jun 2017 21:20:53
Bermo my blonde wife didn't get it. Made it even funnier! 😂😂😂😂😂

12 Jun 2017 23:18:31
Ed033, that's a splendid notion. From now on, all Berm posts consigned to other other posts.

13 Jun 2017 00:21:37
Ed. What about creating a 'shredder' page ?

{Ed033's Note - i think i'd prefer a 'ninja turtle' page

12 Jun 2017 14:11:50
Went to choose my new glasses today.

Pretty lass in the opticians asked, "Would you like them with a rim?"

Let's just say it'll be a while before they let me in Specsavers again.

MM

12 Jun 2017 15:38:22
You'd be about as welcome as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

12 Jun 2017 18:38:45
MM, don't they like Star Wars at Specsavers then? 🤣

12 Jun 2017 11:10:04
Come on Andrea sort it out. can't stand the waiting need something to fire me up.

12 Jun 2017 13:40:30
Victor Sanchez now favourite in the betting. Ffs it's doing my head in now, every day someone else leaps to the top of the betting. Hope you're following all this Lucas!

MM

12 Jun 2017 14:25:23
His win rate is not great

12 Jun 2017 15:52:17
Rather have quique Flores who's at 7/2. I'm just watching monks interview and he said about Ben Gibson 'we need him here and we need him happy, he's integral to us' seems all too familiar and had minimal ambition in his comments if you ask me. Will not be missed.

12 Jun 2017 20:57:20
Now favourite at 7/4 samo let's hope so eh!

12 Jun 2017 10:39:32
The new Armageddon movie is to be shot in Yorkshire, they wanted a location where there's no life and nothing happening, I recommended they use the Elland road recruitment office! Perfect! Location, To be directed by Bermondsey White who will be looking for extras who do nothing and say absolutely nowt! Any takers bearing in mind it will be a quiet scene in fact there's probably more activity at the local leeds Staring competition, Actors must be good at playing silent Zombies and generally pretending to be asleep! Any takers? ( God I'm bored ha ha)

12 Jun 2017 06:19:16
As it seems the club an not sort out a manager with so many names, how about this on R Giggs he's looking for a job may he could start at LEEDS as it seems no other bug what's the job,

12 Jun 2017 18:42:16
Whitey, with Cantona his able assistant?

Feeble idea.