Leeds Banter Archive June 16 2014

 

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16 Jun 2014 23:29:46
What about someone like Brian Deane for an outside shout? Managing in Norway at the moment and kept his side up in his first season and now is in mid table. Plays attacking, passing football too and has the smallest budget in the league.

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Decent shout, prefer him over one or two other candidates.

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16 Jun 2014 23:12:36
Never could understand why some people say things like. "not sure about 5 million but take the 7 miliion" You would swear the money was going in their pocket! If Ross goes for say 6 million and we bring in 3 or 4 players for that 6 million there will be a major deficit on wages. So in reality we would maybe bring in just 2 players of a good standard, after losing Macca for 6 million! MOT.

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16 Jun 2014 20:44:41
We have not signed Moritz in fact we have yet to sign anyone or appoint a coach? We are half way through June now? MOT

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We can't sign anybody until July (Officially), but as our accounts are still frozen this stops us from making any kind of cash transfer. We need the accounts un-freezing before we can do anykind of business, surely.

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16 Jun 2014 19:27:16
Boltons Brazilian striker Andre Moritz is having talks with leeds as he is out of contract at Bolton who offered him a new contract but he's turned it down. Any one know anything about him appart from he seems to have been a journeyman changing clubs after 1-2 seasons

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16 Jun 2014 22:34:21
If we sign Andre does that mean cellinos Ferrari has changed to an Austin Moritz?

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16 Jun 2014 18:15:46
are leeds getting a new away kit?

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LUFC are giving a gold away shirt free if you buy a season ticket, so probably!

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Hopefully its yellow this time, were due one

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16 Jun 2014 16:44:03
Eamonn Dolan's twin brother is Brian McDermott's agent. You couldn't make it up. Please please can we have Paul Clement?

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16 Jun 2014 20:31:07
Brian McDermott used to be our manager - timelapse!

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Why do you want Clement? Is it because he's a coach at a big club and that makes him a great coach/manager? Although MC says he wants a coach, surely it means more than just coaching. what about team talks and lifting morale at HT when losing! Maybe its me but all this coach stuff doesn't fit. MOT.

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If we were able to sign Clement does anyone imagine Real Madrid snapping up Hockaday as his replacement?

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16 Jun 2014 15:17:34
Reminder of this season's fixtures:

Today/TM: West Yorkshire Plod v Leeds United
Next Week: Leeds United v David Haigh
July: (Europe, over two legs) Italy v Leeds United
August:Hull City v Leeds United (High Court)
Sept: Leeds United v Italy ( The Appeal )
Oct. Leeds United v The Football League
Nov. Cellino, Bates and Haigh v The Football League
Dec. Leeds United, The Football League and UEFA v FIFA
Jan. Leeds United v HMRC
Feb. Leeds united v Kramer v Kramer
March. West Yorkshire Police v Dr. T or Mrs T (depending on quality of photographic evidence)
April. HMRC v Italy

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Very good that, made me laugh :)

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16 Jun 2014 15:45:44
Forgot most important one written ruling from Sandra lepore due any day now! I thought that ship had sailed.

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16 Jun 2014 15:11:35
i posted a week ago that over 60% of fans of Cagliari approved of MC. Another report has come out today with further fans thanking MC for his time at the club and his achievements.

'In 22 years of his presidency, Cagliari have remained in Serie A for 17 seasons, reached the semi-finals of the UEFA Cup once (1993-94) and the semi-finals of the Coppa Italia twice (1999-00 and 2004-05) - not bad for a provincial club with a 12,000 capacity stadium.
He ran the club at a profit while doing this and attracted players such as Dely Valdes, Oliveira, Suazo, Zola, Acquafresca, Matri, Nainggolan
and managers such as
(Carlo) Mazzone, (Giovanni) Trapattoni, (Nedo) Sonetti, (Giampiero) Ventura and (Massimiliano) Allegri and former Italy national team boss (Roberto) Donadoni.


The future is bright my fellow supporters the future is Italian keep the faith and don't get taken in by doomsayers.

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16 Jun 2014 19:08:02
Don't understand why Cellino is being compared to Bates anyway. He's paid off our debts, whereas Bates would put us into admin to avoid paying them. He has lots of contacts in Italy and could probably find us unknown gems for cheap. We need some creative, technical midfielders and Italy will be full of them.

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16 Jun 2014 14:22:25
Think people need to remember we don't have a vampire in charge anymore. The good times will roll again. We don't need to sell so let them bid each other up 8-9 mil and we could get some real quality

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16 Jun 2014 13:48:11
Boltons Brazilian striker Andre Moritz is having talks with leeds as he is out of contract at Bolton who offered him a new contract but he's turned it down. Any one know anything about him appart from he seems to have been a journeyman changing clubs after 1-2 seasons

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16 Jun 2014 13:35:31
I think we should take a punt on Craig Gordon. Or has he signed for someone?

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16 Jun 2014 13:06:21
Note left on fridge


My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact.
That I will be spending the evening at the Comfort Inn Hotel with Chantelle, my 18 year old secretary

Please don't be upset----I shall be home before midnight.


_____________________________________________________________________________________________
When the man came home late that night,
he found the following letter on the dining room table:
_______________________________________________________________________________


My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.


As you know, I am a mathematics teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant Rugby coach.
He is young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.

As a successful businessman with a mathematical brain,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference

- 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
sorry ed this world cup is DISRATING everyone away from all the rumours MOT.

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Brilliant mikel ;)

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16 Jun 2014 09:10:25
PLAYERS FROM CAGLIARI WE'VE BEEN LINKED TO


Astori
Del Fabro
Avelar
Murru
Conti
Adryan
Tabanelli
Eriksson
Nene
Ibrahim
Ibarbo
Pinilla


12/27

Newsnow must get one right ;)

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{Ed001's Note - newsnow is just a news aggregator, it just collates news feeds, nothing on there is newsnow itself.}

Yh I know that however they agree to publish their nonsense daily

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{Ed001's Note - only because people want to see it.}

16 Jun 2014 12:09:31
1. No-one has offered 9mil for Rosco. Though, possibly, someone might. That is not the same thing.
2. For a footballer, Rosco is a half decent fella.
3. Some consider him a little porky.
3. I ask again, why was the price of Cagliiari without "associated assets" nearly half of the price with said assets?
4. Thierry Henri speaks better English than Alan Shearer.
5. Benito Carbone lives with Massimo, if Salerno comes too, I bag the rights to the sitcom.
6.Poor old Wayne Rooney, eh?
7. I'm still in love with Eric - is that wrong?

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16 Jun 2014 11:04:13
I don't know what everyones thoughts are on Rossco moving, but I wouldn't want to let him go to another Champioship side.

I know 7mil (potentially) is a a hell of a fee, however I don't think we should be strengthening any team that could be pushing for a top 6 place.

In terms of using the money to bring other players in, I think MC knows how to bring in cheap quality players and we should build around Rossco, Pearce, Mowatt and Byram.

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