18 Mar 2020 21:01:17
Here's an absolute belter of a joke, turn the volume up from start because the voice is a bit low at beginning:
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18 Mar 2020 22:31:56
😂😂😂.
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Leeds Banter Archive March 18 2020
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18 Mar 2020 20:26:45
Dunno if anyone caught this, but the last two games which were scheduled, vs Cardiff and Fulham, were played out online on FIFA 20, and streamed live by the respective clubs.
Viewing figures were 50k for Cardiff, and today, over 300k watched us vs Fulham, on a damned console game!
Ps. We won both!
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18 Mar 2020 22:41:29
Who scored?
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19 Mar 2020 09:14:52
I know Harrison got two in the first and one vs Fulham, if that helps, Alf!?
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18 Mar 2020 18:40:53
EFL want to see the season completed, * unless it looks like Leeds Utd going up!
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18 Mar 2020 18:56:52
Please don’t make these jokes I Can’t handle them.
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18 Mar 2020 19:11:56
Who said it's a joke berm!
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18 Mar 2020 20:12:29
Wow! The EFL making a sensible decision! 😳😳😳.
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18 Mar 2020 23:41:00
thats what worries me Mezzer,
i really can't handle this at all it is doing my heart no favours!
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18 Mar 2020 18:37:16
Got an e-mail today from a
"bored housewife 33, looking for some action! "
I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy for a while.
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18 Mar 2020 18:23:05
Our lass keeps saying 40 is the new 30.
Bless her .
she's now banned from driving for 12 months.
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18 Mar 2020 17:33:00
Now there is no football to discuss it seems like humourous stories are taking over. School inspector is talking to a group of infants from Gasworks Lane academy. 'I hear you have been on a school visit to a farm. Can anyone tell me what animals you saw? ' One little girl puts her hand and says 'Lots. Sheep, chickens, donkeys goats and fcukers. 'Fcukers, exclaimed the inspector in surprise. 'Yes said the little girl. The teacher called them heifers but I knew what she meant. Story is about as good as Bamford in front of goal!
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18 Mar 2020 19:19:17
Is that one of those jokes where you had to be there?
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18 Mar 2020 23:39:43
Of course. I was that inspector.
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18 Mar 2020 16:55:30
SKY agree that subscribers are able to suspend their sports package without penalty.
Makes common sense.
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18 Mar 2020 18:32:56
Did they consult VAR?
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18 Mar 2020 16:41:47
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new player profile about, Declan Rice
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18 Mar 2020 11:33:12
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting "the end of the world is nigh! "
It was Farmer Geddon.
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18 Mar 2020 12:38:00
With this quarantine set for a specific period of time and the words literally coming out of tractor man's mouth, one could even say it is truly the EpochaLips.
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19 Mar 2020 10:20:10
One could, but then one would keep it to oneself.
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18 Mar 2020 11:16:17
Wandering if with the ongoing situation and hardship facing millions whether some of the ludicrous earners in sport should show good will to help clubs and fans by taking a serious temporary wage cut. Sure they would still cope.
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18 Mar 2020 11:54:00
Whitesee No need to intentionally make yourself lost over it.
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19 Mar 2020 10:27:18
One who wanders is not necessarily lost, intentionally or otherwise.
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18 Mar 2020 09:48:11
Teacher in class asks the pupils, 'if you weren't covered in skin wat would u like to be covered in' 1 boy says Gold, she asks why, he replies I could scratch myself sell the gold and buy a Porsche, well done she says, another boy says platinum, same reasoning, he can scratch himself but he could afford an astin Martin, little Johnny pipes up ' pubic hair' she says whys that Johnny, to which he replies, well miss, my sister only has a small patch and u wanna see the motors parked outside our house.
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18 Mar 2020 08:08:33
Apparently the Adidas deal is still happening, but if we don't go up the kit will only have two stripes! 😉.
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18 Mar 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 18th March 2020
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