Leeds Banter Archive December 20 2018

 

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20 Dec 2018 21:59:44
Allow me to tell you the facts as they really are:
1. Bananas are marsupials
2. Cars run on gravy
3. Salmon live in trees and eat pencils
4. A coherent non-hateful post from Bermondsey or Whiteman are on the way!

😄😆.

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22 Dec 2018 16:56:23
George, I am so please it seems We are a pain in you side, as you can not seen to post anything without having a sarcastic dig at other posters on here, if you really don’t have anything to say about football or Leeds go a play somewhere else and do us all a favour because your boring .

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20 Dec 2018 19:43:03
Where's me main cat Hooksie at? I was looking forward to reading a typical post of his in connection with Samu Saiz.

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20 Dec 2018 19:59:05
You been at the dodgy mushrooms again George? WTF you on about?

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20 Dec 2018 20:58:52
Just to keep you happy George, I'll do an impression of him "that Saiz, he can FORK OFF" any good?

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20 Dec 2018 21:48:54
Tory Posters of greater longevity than yourself will understand this allusion.

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20 Dec 2018 22:56:02
Stafford Excellent! Made me chuckle 😂.

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21 Dec 2018 00:57:54
Come on George, fill me in, I am totally at a loss as to what you are on about. What gives old bean?

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21 Dec 2018 02:53:17
Tory You jest, surely? If not, isn't the dead giveaway the post from Staffy in this thread? Hooksie is a poster and he never ceases to crack me up with his capitalized posts.
#legend
#oldschool.

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21 Dec 2018 13:56:09
George old Boy! I AM BACK! SIAZ CAN "FORK RIGHT OFF" BACK HOME!
He should have FORKED OFF after that spitting incident IMO. MOT BUDDY.

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21 Dec 2018 17:04:34
Welcome back Hooksie! Ever since your legendary posts about a Burnley LB, I look at culinary equipment in a different way!

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21 Dec 2018 21:22:44
Hooksie, welcome back, sheer class :)

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22 Dec 2018 02:25:28
GOOD TO BE BACK GUYS. JUST GOT A GLIMPSE OF SIAZ IN HIS BABY STROLLER IN SPAIN. CRYING TO HIS MOMMY! !

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22 Dec 2018 14:29:11
HOOKSIE RULEZ OK?

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20 Dec 2018 14:47:50
I think darlow will sign in January, been said any outfield players will be a loan. I personally think Ibai Gomez will sign, guy has played under Bielsa at Bilbao, and wouldn't take anytime at all to fit into the style of play. He's a quality winger in Spain and means we can push Hernandez into the 10. Plus a loan will fit as he has 6 months left on the contract. Any thoughts?

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20 Dec 2018 15:15:01
I think Pablo is a player with great guile but I feel he operates better on the wing and coming inside. As a number 10 he is easier to pick up and nullify. Brown is being lined up for the number 10 role but can we rely upon his fitness?

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20 Dec 2018 19:37:57
Delboy Don't want Darling. Do want Gomez.

Notts Spot on.

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20 Dec 2018 19:42:05
is brown that good even if fit? i don't know much about him but beleiev he had one bang average season in championship and that's it. what's his track record?

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20 Dec 2018 21:01:31
I think 2 promotions from this league and around half a season at Brighton in the PL, so all in all, not too shabby :)

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20 Dec 2018 21:50:06
Berm Been saying for a while now, Brown has the capacity to become world class. So yes he's good enough.

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20 Dec 2018 22:44:17
Yes he is berm.

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21 Dec 2018 10:03:56
sounds good to me, cheers i literally knew nothing about him, good to know he has a decent c. v.

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20 Dec 2018 14:40:48
See that both Arsenal and Deli Alli will face no further action after the bottle throwing and gesture last night. Imagine that happening if it had been a Leeds fan who threw the bottle or a Leeds player making that gesture. Think not.

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20 Dec 2018 19:42:41
leeds have been fined on behalf of the arsenal fan and docked points due to ails reaction. we are now 23rd in the table.

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20 Dec 2018 19:54:36
Tewi One of the perks being resident in the nation's capital. Immunity. Football is such a fair sport not prone to bias or corruption.

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21 Dec 2018 10:26:05
Thanks George, that explains it all.

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21 Dec 2018 12:26:36
Think that is quite lenient of them Berm, they could have made us bottom. Must be showing the right Christmas spirit!

Thinking of Christmas spirit.

Enjoying your banter/ battle with George.

Just think on, we are all, in the end, on the same side.

Both of you don't go too over the top or personal.

Lecture over.

Keep bantering. Merry Christmas and a promotional New Year to us.

MOT.

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20 Dec 2018 13:43:59
Nobody giving their views on Mr Darlow? I reckon he'd be a decent signing myself.

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20 Dec 2018 14:30:14
Nope. Is my view.

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20 Dec 2018 14:45:14
I think a good signing mate, has experience in this league, helped the barcodes go up a few years back. I really do rate BPF, but he is prone to a mistake. So I think Darlow will do great with our back 4 infront of him.

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20 Dec 2018 17:28:24
Well that’s it then, Auz has spoken! I don’t really know anything about him but I wouldn’t pay 4 million, don’t think we need him that much.

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20 Dec 2018 18:44:44
Newcastle supporters say that he’s prone to errors. Maybe an expensive alternative to BPF and his errors but seven years older so we can’t argue that Darlow is still learning or gaining experience.

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20 Dec 2018 18:44:54
He's not signed yet.

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20 Dec 2018 18:45:21
Well, if we've got £4M to chuck about, we might as well buy the wendies, be nice for a training centre :)

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20 Dec 2018 18:49:47
Forgive the possible misinterpretation but I'm with Ausman and Spaniard. Rather sign Ken Marlow's! Only true Leeds people will understand this allusion. Martyn will get it.

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20 Dec 2018 22:44:02
Oohs AL. I’d rather train in gipton.

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21 Dec 2018 02:55:21
Bright Not even the locals want to stay in Gipton. Good place to send Berm at night without a mobile phone.

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21 Dec 2018 16:20:18
Lol George!

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20 Dec 2018 12:20:31
Being realistic how much money will need to be spent in the January transfer window?

For me anything up to 10 million would suffice as long as we find a new GK and CAM. I would however be extremely disappointed if both or any deals were solely loans!

Believable0 Unbelievable0

20 Dec 2018 12:41:47
I think if we are going to buy. May as well buy for prem.
$20 mill on 3 players.
No point buying average like Newcastle goalie and Brent ford player.
Be sensible. Splash or dash I say.

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20 Dec 2018 13:10:10
A lot of talk of Darlow coming from Newky and they want to sell rather than loan. Talk of £4m. Some chap from the Hammers on loan at Oxford mentioned and Gomez keeps popping up. Would prefer Gomez to the West Ham guy, but I trust Bielsa enough to be happy to worry not and go with the flow. My utterly baseless optimism about our season ahead is at risk of running amock. Whilst not a gambling man, I am thinking of asking the bookies of what odds they will give me now, of us beating the vomits at ER next season.

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20 Dec 2018 13:31:29
I don't think we need another CAM. One is enough.
Unbelievable Jeff! 😂😂.

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20 Dec 2018 14:07:43
I think it will be highly likely that any deals made will be loans, with the potential of loan to buy. The loss of Blackman has left a loan position free and we will not see a transfer fee for Saiz until the Summer.

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20 Dec 2018 14:51:44
What Notts said

Plus we don’t have the cash to splash.

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20 Dec 2018 15:54:29
Nor do we have to splash the cash. No point spending for the PL until we are actually in it! A couple of top quality loans, with the option to buy, is fine by me.

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20 Dec 2018 17:33:40
I think Notts is right. More likely to have a White Christmas or a Bermondsey and George marriage announcement then us spending 10 million! A goalie and loans unless someone who Bielsa knows very well and is as fit as a Yorkshire fiddle becomes available.

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20 Dec 2018 18:47:36
Berm and George? George are you cheating on whitey?

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20 Dec 2018 19:39:12
Spaniard You know me too well 😁😉.

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20 Dec 2018 19:41:21
Yes Martyn I am. I introduced him to my new business partner of Italian descent and he stormed off!

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20 Dec 2018 19:44:31
more likely george to give over his real name, the hock win a match or bates run a club well.

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20 Dec 2018 19:47:52
Martyn, no I don’t do lollipop licking, leave that to you two.

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20 Dec 2018 21:04:08
Window licking more your bag then whitey? ;)

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20 Dec 2018 22:46:38
You only lick Windows pal.

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21 Dec 2018 09:48:23
You beat me to it AL.

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21 Dec 2018 18:49:19
AL you miss the point nothing to do with windows, surely even you can understand that, Blimey you with the wrong group or are are you a white hart lane guy to like the others.

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21 Dec 2018 21:26:55
I don't understand? The window licking jibe must have gone so far over your head it didn't even ruffle your hair.

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20 Dec 2018 08:57:48
Morning guys! Quite a lot of fans worried about the villans taking the points but i'm not! I think we'll take em to the cleaners this weekend and spank em 3-0 i feel we will keep their attack silenced and Roofey will do the business sunday, we shouldn't and won't fear anybody in this league WBA was a one off and we'll turn em over at our place! On a personal note mrs DJ and I waiting to hear if we have had a bid for a house near osset 6 miles from Church accepted youll be seeing a lot more of me at ER i can get me northern accent back and eat fish n chips all week! Heres to a Super Whites Christmas brothers! 😎🎅⚽️.

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20 Dec 2018 11:11:11
Love the positivity DJ and hope you are right. I think they will score, but we’ll see! I’m looking for houses around here as well, I like Osett, so good luck! Have a word with your mate Bermondsey and bring him North with you. Give us a chance to wean him off his Millwall and Orient bad habits!

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20 Dec 2018 11:23:57
good luck with the bid DJ and look forward to many a visit up norf to see super leeds with you. Spanish I will let you have millwall as a very bad habbit but Orient are Ok good family club and few decent players wouldn't mind bonne and Ekupkita at leeds.

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20 Dec 2018 11:26:30
And Norwich will struggle at Blackburn.

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20 Dec 2018 12:56:02
DJ Good luck with the bid. If successful, your nickname will need changing! Can't see anything other than a narrow win for the Villa.

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20 Dec 2018 13:34:34
Spanish mate. U pursuing bw is getting tiresome.
Let’s leave it.
I know I go on about Bamford but only when he is mentioned.
Let’s agree to disagree if we can.
I don’t mind banter but vindication on anybody is not nice.
Except me. I’m a tosser. Pick on me.

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20 Dec 2018 13:36:33
Not sure I’d call their offense easy to keep silent but.
Happy to be wrong once.

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20 Dec 2018 13:46:32
Agree whitesee.
Think norwiches wheels may come off soon.

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20 Dec 2018 17:39:53
Aus, I think and I hope Bermondsey sees it as banter which it genuinely is! I’m not trying to go after anyone! Can’t believe I’ve upset your delicate Aussie personality! I’m also sure Betmondsey is big enough to stand up for himself . If you don’t like my posts don’t read them. Just look for my name and move on! Merry Christmas!

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20 Dec 2018 17:43:16
But by the way Auz, I’m always happy to be vindicated!

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20 Dec 2018 19:47:20
thanks Aus and appriacte the guesture, do have to say i have always enjoyed spanishs posts and took all comments in good humour and of kind nature. got a lot of time for both aus and spanish.

I am by far the biggest A@@@Se hole on here so don't mind any stick as it is often deserved. I look forward to seeing spanish in peackock and love to see yourself if your ever back in blighty.

only person on here who i have found rude and personal to a few posters on here but think i have banged on about that alsmst as much as KP.

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20 Dec 2018 22:47:28
Ooh! Bermo! That sounds like a challenge!? I’m sure I can be a bigger hole! Gladiators! Ready?!?

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21 Dec 2018 10:06:28
bright i shall take up the challenge, i am not doubting the size of your hole or the quality and ability to be a right prat, i just know that I am to being an a hole what shadow was to galdtors duel.3.2.1. go.

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21 Dec 2018 21:29:20
I hope you boys are doing this hole comparisons somewhere private ewwwww.

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