Leeds Banter Archive March 21 2020

21 Mar 2020 20:16:39
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

21 Mar 2020 14:45:28
If you think your wife's beautiful you should see my girlfriend

Oh she's a hottie is she?

No she's an optician.

21 Mar 2020 19:21:30
What?

21 Mar 2020 23:31:42
Really chi?

22 Mar 2020 09:50:58
Chi, his wife isn't beautiful, so therefore he needs an eye test!
🤓🤓🤓.

22 Mar 2020 11:33:42
It's not funny if you have to explain!

21 Mar 2020 12:03:46
Interesting article in the Daily Snail today - never thought I'd ever have reason to say that - about what's in place to keep our players fit. For all that the clickbait media were saying they were shocked that Bielsa initially asked them to turn up at TA, it turns out they were hoping for a murderball session but we're given some lighter training. From what's been put in place for home training, and the squad, 's obvious focus - there should be little doubt they'll be ready when that first whistle sounds.

21 Mar 2020 06:43:55
No Footie
No Pubs

No Excuse

I hope the Government will be ready during Christmas week for a huge population explosion!

21 Mar 2020 11:58:27
Isn't that what triggered the French Revolution?

21 Mar 2020 15:13:57
the children won't be known as the baby boom but as the isolateens.

22 Mar 2020 11:34:55
It was cakes wasn't it?