Leeds Banter Archive December 23 2016

 

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23 Dec 2016 23:27:11
Merry Christmas Oneleeds, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas and New Year. Meant with absolute sincerity. From a friendly Yorkshireman.

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23 Dec 2016 22:24:27
Merry Christmas to my fellow Leeds Enthusiasts, and to the Eds for running this very friendly banter bashing salt of the earth Site, There's only one Leeds oneleeds πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜€ πŸŽ„ πŸŽ…πŸ».

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24 Dec 2016 00:29:51
Very nice DJ.

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24 dec 2016 17:13:10
merry christmas everyone! you too george. mot for life!

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24 Dec 2016 18:15:35
Was wondering where my mate and comic genius Hooks was at. Merry Christmas to you and family.

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24 Dec 2016 20:53:19
Hooks is Home in Bermuda chilling George. Merry Christmas mate.

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23 Dec 2016 20:08:23
Don't get it leedsone. I have have been travelling up to Leeds since 1970 and have always found Yorkshire folk the most welcoming I have come across. Spent many happy times there, against Brentford I was in the White hart Beeston, had a great time chatting with people I'd never mmet before. Happy Christmas to you anyway. Land of hope and glory Yorkshire shall be free! MOT.

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23 Dec 2016 22:33:54
Of course should be oneleeds.

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23 Dec 2016 18:18:18
Where's the Wexster? On Daddy's yacht?

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23 Dec 2016 19:56:16
Nursing a hangover George happy Xmas to you.

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24 Dec 2016 00:30:42
You too Wex.

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23 Dec 2016 16:41:32
they say people in yorkshire are friendly well you lot are not . us from the south are . manners cost nothing . full stops are free . didn't realise this was a school site . oh i did cause most are kids on here . me well unlike you i retired at 52 but i guess you bright sparks . are working to the end . with caps and full stops .! . lucky you . me not as clever but retired 13trs early so work that one out . full stop i guess.

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{Ed025's Note - get off your high horse oneleeds, people are friendly in yorkshire but they are not dick heads and wont tolerate being talked down to like you are doing at the moment, so cut out the sarcasm and feeling sorry for yourself and then we can move on,...you have to stop the shouting as well mate..

23 Dec 2016 17:52:02
For your information pal, yorkshire people are very friendly, take it from me, I settled in yorkshire from a distant land. You need to calm down, it will cause you to have heart attack, launching a childish attack on the beautiful county.

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23 Dec 2016 18:14:37
Oneleeds The only place you receive southern hospitality is somewhere like Alabama. They also have a city called Leeds but it ain't as friendly as the real thing or Yorkshire itself. Noone slags off my beloved Yorkshire. People there salt of Earth.

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23 Dec 2016 19:12:45
Oh oneleeds. You've just spoiled it now for yourself. .

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23 Dec 2016 19:18:10
Oneleeds I know Christmas can be stressful but you seriously need to take a chill pill and calm down, or start posting somewhere else. For a start this is a BANTER site. If you hadn't realised, we all constantly take the p*ss out of each other. Please realise how lucky you are to be part of the best and most loyal family there is - LUFC supporters! You might not have had the ultimate luck to have been born or live in Leeds, but let me assure you that I very much doubt you'll find a friendlier bunch than us Yorkshire folk. That's why so many of us have taken our time to reply to you politely, instead of telling to to F off. Merry Christmas.

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{Ed025's Note - well said speedy, i just hope he takes it on board mate before he gets excluded..

23 Dec 2016 19:23:43
Thanks Ed for editing. I could've upset a very sensitive little boy.

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{Ed001's Note - there is no need to bring Berm into this!}

23 Dec 2016 19:38:59
Oi! Nothing little about BW!

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{Ed001's Note - not what you say in private.....}

23 Dec 2016 19:40:23
Speedy, you can f**k off and a very unhappy xmas to you. Santa has told me you've been very naughty this year and he's not bringing you any presents.

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{Ed001's Note - Berm has all the prezzies Speedy could want....}

23 Dec 2016 20:03:32
thers nowt wrong wi yorkshire folk. If tha can't stand t'heat get out a kitchen and put wood int hole on way out.

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23 Dec 2016 20:47:29
If one leeds wins, he has to take on 'gorgeous' George lol.

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24 Dec 2016 16:45:15
Think we should arrange a boxing match between ed025 and one leeds, only way to sort it i think.

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23 Dec 2016 15:35:45
Just read a post on 90 minutes that said we were hoping for a play off spot this year. I'm expecting a play off place and hoping for an auto. Can't see Newcastle dropping form at all but not sure Brighton will maintain. Wasn't that impressed with them. Anyway. We are so much better organised and coached this year. Shouldn't set sight too high. Cause even mid table is an improvement.

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23 Dec 2016 16:35:40
Aus, I am beginning to believe that the only thing that can stop us is injuries. A good transfer window will even take care of that.

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23 Dec 2016 16:38:50
Good post Kiwi.

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23 Dec 2016 16:58:30
Fantastic post George. Definitely your best by far of the festive season. Merry Christmas to one and all. Especially BW πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„.

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23 Dec 2016 18:16:43
Thanks speedy. Merry Christmas to you and family.

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23 Dec 2016 15:03:59
Merry Xmas to all and best wishes and good health for 2017 MOT Forever.

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23 Dec 2016 18:17:07
2016b Gelderd. Get it right.

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23 Dec 2016 13:47:10
well to all of you that enjoy slagging me off . i'm entitled to my say it's not your site is it . so let 2017 be the year leeds are reborn and start to become the power once more . don't we all wnat the sme thing . just see things differently . that's life . but we all should be after one thing - a great leeds team no matter what.

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23 Dec 2016 14:33:01
oneleeds. Don't take it to heart. It's all part of this banter site and we're all friends on here. As you say we all want the same thing, success. I must add 1 thing more, the dislike of the team that play in a shade of ruby and based just the other side of the border. Merry Christmas to you and all posters and Ed's on this site, it's a fantastic site and long live the banter. Apologise George, I think you've upset a fellow Leeds fan. Keep upping and supping, it's mad Friday! Shall I be seeing any of you frequenting a public house in the great Rodley? MOT.

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23 Dec 2016 14:37:03
Yeah. No offense oneleeds.

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23 Dec 2016 14:37:37
One, that's what we all want. I don't think anyone slags you off but the way your posts are sometimes incomprehensible. Having said that they are becoming more understandable now you've started putting full stops in. Start each sentence with a capital then even better. I'm not taking the piss (honest) just trying to help! 😁.

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23 Dec 2016 14:42:01
Do I have to LIG? How about I wish oneleeds Merry Christmas.

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23 Dec 2016 15:01:40
Yes you do GIW. Tis the season to be jolly and spread the Christmas love. Try, as Aussie suggested, a simple kiss and a bum squeeze maybe? Or try picking on someone your own size, like Wexy boy? He's also the size of Jabba the Hut. You're just a big bully :)

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23 Dec 2016 15:01:48
Aus Some of your recent posts have actually been quite amusing. New doctor and medical insurance for you?

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23 Dec 2016 15:25:57
OneLeeds, your heart is definitely in the right place, unfortunately your punctuation and sentence construction are not always. Your posts are a challenge at times- a bit like supporting The Mighty Whites. I love your posts, just like the Kryton Factor, but harder to solve lol. We are white, MOT.

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{Ed025's Note - its not that big a deal to be honest jump its not a literacy forum, so long as you get his gist its all good mate..

23 Dec 2016 15:30:41
Sme her, Murry krismas to ONE and allπŸŽ…πŸΌ.

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23 Dec 2016 15:37:40
Steady George. U trying to woo me! I'm taken. Though have been known to give in for a maccas!

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23 Dec 2016 15:58:50
My name is ausman
I'm a oneleeds fan
It's been 3 weeks now
I take each day as it comes Hoping for more posts from him.

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23 Dec 2016 16:02:56
Ed25 Two words for ya and it ain't Merry Christmas. The first is Sam. The second Byram.

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{Ed025's Note - proved to be inferior george but the did look promising at one stage mate, not the first and wont be the last to flatter to deceive and very similar to luke shaw in that regard..

23 Dec 2016 16:04:22
i often write in the dark one as a dig anyway easy on here I guess rather than face to face and most who said don't take it to heart didn't slag me off . the ones who do think it's there site but it's not like a lot of leeds managers you know nothing hence you make stupid comments and think you know it all the word muppet comes to mind.

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{Ed025's Note - people are being nice to you there oneleeds, the least you can do is reciprocate mate...lets play nice..

23 Dec 2016 16:15:37
Ed, we're all rowing in the same direction.

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{Ed025's Note - and thats the way it should be mate.. :)

23 Dec 2016 16:16:15
Aussie. Thought you were a showgirl with yellow feathers in your hair all along. Did you have a small part in priscilla queen of the desert? See if bw can pen a musical with you.

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23 Dec 2016 11:21:27
SNoddy refused a new contract at city, worth a dig?

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23 Dec 2016 13:15:52
would be a dream Sam, sadly I believe to many prem clubs will be after him and it would not shock me to see him go to a top ten club rather than a struggler . I do think Gk, striker and attacking m/f is essential as PH needs to be covered, should Taylor go we have Beradi .

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23 Dec 2016 15:41:07
Linked with arsenal defender. That's just stupid. We got top drawer defenders.

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23 Dec 2016 16:45:01
I agree Ausman that our defenders are top rate and have earned their starting place regardless of any possible additions. I would not say no, however to more depth. Could come in handy at the end of a long tough season.

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23 Dec 2016 07:45:13
Best present ever top 100 Leeds goals DVD brought back unbelievable memories One thing I noticed from all of them was the passion and intensity we had can see signs of this for first time in ages we need to push on we're not even playing that well just imagine where we could be if we click come on Leeds. By the way can any body tell me why kewell didn't make world class status. What a waste.

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23 Dec 2016 10:20:17
i was never a big fan of Kewell, had all the ability in the world but was lazy and never did it enough or consistantly. I saw wimbledon leeds when harry was 'in his prime' we drew 0-0 and he didn't want to get in the game and clearly did not fancy it or want the ball. I saw this a few times from him sadly.

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23 Dec 2016 14:40:02
I think selling kewell for 5 mill was insane. One of his best seasons and well worth 25. He didn't like getting kicked true. But he could play.

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23 Dec 2016 15:20:58
Aus, sold for Β£5m, and most of it went to him and his agent if I remember correctly.

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23 Dec 2016 16:05:53
Terrible. Same year as Beckham went for what $50 mil was it? Know Beckham better but keeell on fire that year. Criminal.

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23 Dec 2016 17:19:59
Yeah but when he went to liverpool for 5 million it looked like we'd actually ripped them off he was so poor.

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{Ed001's Note - you did rip us off, he was a lazy ***** and an absolute waste of space. Spent more time malingering pretending to be injured than anything else. Mind he did a fair bit of that before you sold him too. I have no time for people like that, who have such gifts and waste them.}

23 Dec 2016 07:21:19
Happy Christmas and seasons greetings to all, well done to all the contributors with the great posts throughout the year . My only Christmas wish for Leeds is that we can continue to improve next year as much as we have this year, we won't be far away then . Happy Crimbo.

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23 Dec 2016 20:32:45
Thanks PA.

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