Leeds Banter Archive June 23 2017

 

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23 Jun 2017 19:54:40
So we've finally kliched the deal then? πŸ™„

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23 Jun 2017 20:21:50
Clinch your coat on the way out son.

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23 Jun 2017 21:18:00
I feel ashamed! πŸ˜”

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23 Jun 2017 22:23:53
Don't be ashamed cura my buddy. It's pre season and it may and can only get worse. Lol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βš½οΈβš½οΈπŸ‘

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23 Jun 2017 15:34:37
Mmmmmm. I have a dilemma. I'm not sure which I want more for next season. Us to get promoted or Middlesbrough to get relegated. Is it being greedy to want both?

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23 Jun 2017 15:52:34
Not greedy at all speedyg, though I would be more than happy to finish above boro by at least 20/25 points in the top 2 and them in bottom half.

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23 Jun 2017 16:32:04
Yeah ok Matty. I'll make do with that 😁

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23 Jun 2017 16:56:30
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βš½οΈβš½οΈπŸΊπŸΊ
MOT

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23 Jun 2017 17:09:48
Im thinkimg how nice it would be to absolutely hammer them at ER

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23 Jun 2017 17:58:25
Kray I would love that but also hoping that he doesn't quite cut the mustard and we know what that will mean . After all they will expect to be top four at least.

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23 Jun 2017 18:03:17
Got another dilemma now. I've bought a pet ssssnake. I just can't think of a name for it πŸ˜‚

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23 Jun 2017 18:31:21
Speedy my friend. How about calling your new pet snake monkey. That will get all the non lu fan neighbours talking when you let him off the leash to chase the stick and try to call him back πŸ˜‚

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23 Jun 2017 19:53:47
So are we all now feeling the same amount of love for monk? πŸ˜‚

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23 Jun 2017 20:25:35
But you know hissing sid will bail on them if things aren't going his way or someone offers him Β£50 more in transfer funds than bora have. Or maybe they employ program sellers or cleaners without consulting him first.

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23 Jun 2017 21:12:02
Cura. Who ?

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23 Jun 2017 21:31:30
Martyn. He won't last long now that he hasn't got anyone to Pep him up

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23 Jun 2017 22:21:59
Boro got rid off karanka as they wernt that good at going forward and didn't score too many goals. Yes they didn't concede many either. But goals win games. too negative. So they employ the sssssssnake. Who won't have wood to get him out off a hole and his tactics without wood and the players he has at the minute, Still won't score many going forward, and showing interest in bridcutt to pass it side to side and hope an opponent falls down to pass it forward. Can't see him doing to biz at boro and wish him all the best while we fly fly fly. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œβš½οΈβš½οΈπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸΊπŸΊ. MOT. AND DOWN THE PINTS.

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23 Jun 2017 12:44:16
Klich is a done deal. Decent start to post TC transfer activity.

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23 Jun 2017 14:22:09
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23 Jun 2017 15:43:18
We have really needed a creative midfielder so welcome, hopefully we will not be passing the ball from defence to gk half the game .

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23 Jun 2017 19:09:27
Great start

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23 Jun 2017 12:25:49
Looks like we've klichned the deal and signed the premature ejaculator. welcum to Leeds big boy. I hope you can penetrate the oppositions defence and get your balls up to Wood

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23 Jun 2017 12:54:15
hmm, do you have something on your mind Lucas?

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23 Jun 2017 15:03:30
Having a rubbish Friday, but your post just made me laugh out very loud ! Cheers Lucas 🀣

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23 Jun 2017 15:10:21
Alf, always have something one my mind. And see one of MM's posts below if you're wondering what the bloody hell I'm referring to.

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23 Jun 2017 15:44:22
Very good Lucas

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23 Jun 2017 18:23:42
Classof. I like to think that I bring a little ray of sunshine and enrich everyone's lives. Have a most spiffing weekend. And don't forget, I'm here all week.

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23 Jun 2017 10:50:20
Poor Gary the Snake. It says something that a Polish international knows that Leeds are a bigger club than Boro and you don't. Never mind! MM

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23 Jun 2017 14:22:40
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23 Jun 2017 09:47:04
Looks like our potential new boy has a cool nickname. Klich was known as 'the penetrator' which is great and got me thinking, maybe we should have nicknames for more of our players. I'll get the ball rolling by suggesting Sako could be known as 'premature ejaculator' because he shoots all over the place but rarely scores. This is just a work in progress lads and I suggest we keep this to ourselves as I wouldn't suggest having PREMATURE EJACULATOR or PENATRATOR on the back of your new Leeds shirt. Any other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. MM

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23 Jun 2017 10:39:51
Any of our midfield could have the nickname "Virgin" as they've never been into a box (apart from their own which would be medically impossible. )

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23 Jun 2017 10:41:03
silverstri the teenage fumbler (enthusiastic but not sure what to do and all fingers and thumbs) Cooper reluctant parent (as we all he is prone to a mistake or ten) Dukara the rapist (he keeps forcing himself in (the team) and no one wants him there) Bridcut, the libraian (he knows what he is doing but is so boring to watch)

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23 Jun 2017 11:01:45
"Got Wood"?

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23 Jun 2017 11:34:00
We've also got (massive) wood

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23 Jun 2017 11:41:22
Well Mick. we have a terminator in defence and a penetrator in midfield, so hopefully it will be Klunk Klich every trip. Ouch, sorry, not been to the pub yet! MOT and DTP UTW

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23 Jun 2017 12:27:06
Bit old school that one Vid old boy. Anyway, get yourself down the battle cruiser you let down and happy Friday! UTW DTP. MM

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23 Jun 2017 12:56:30
we could call Woody 'nobody', because nobody's perfect.

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23 Jun 2017 16:08:17
Come again, everyone?

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23 Jun 2017 20:35:56
What about the knob up front?

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23 Jun 2017 03:25:35
The decision to keep taylor and not offload was a strange one. Especially when we have berahdi! Even more ridiculous because we hardly played him. Hope he goes to english club and we get a few bob for him I don't tend to follow scottish football because its a bit like aussie and kiwi football zzzzzzzz But. I would imagine celtic would be in europe next year. Which is a step up from er, the championship and another stepping stone to the epl! So can't blame him if he goes there. We had our chance of a payday but mc and monk too pig headed. And then they cried and winged when he wouldn't play last game.

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23 Jun 2017 10:56:34
Looks like he's on his way to the footballing Mecca that is Burnley Aus. In hindsight, probably the best deal for us as we will at least get a decent fee. MM

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23 Jun 2017 12:59:13
we should get around Β£5mill for him which is possibly about the same as we would have last summer. he didn't play so much last season because he was 'injured'. not sure if it was true but MC was also making a statement by sticking to the promise he made keeping him - if he had said that then sold him loads of fans would have been whinging about it so he couldn't win either way.

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23 Jun 2017 14:24:55
Good point alf
Cutting nose off though. Not that it mattersto him now though.

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