Leeds Banter Archive December 24 2015
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24 Dec 2015 21:04:31
Dear Santa, I would like 1 right foot to replace 1 of the 2 left feet Wooton has. A sat nav for Wood to find the goal and a pair of scissors for Silvestre to cut the runner band that straps him to the goal line (admittedly it has become more flexible over the last few games)
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25 Dec 2015 03:19:09
Wood knows where the goal is. He just hasn't got a clue what to do when he is in front of it
I saw him attempting to dive over it against wolves!
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24 Dec 2015 19:31:19
Happy Christmas to all hope Santa got all your letters and you all get what you want enjoy your day tomorrow and big Steve and his little elves will bring us more gifts over the festive season.
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24 Dec 2015 17:28:04
I just don't get Wood!
Anyway enough of my personal problems, I'd just like to wish all on here a Merry Christmas, especially the humour mongers who when we're feeling down and frustrated try to cheer us up! (you know who you are) . 😂😂😂
Also to all the eds for all their hard work. I'd love to know what their day jobs are to have enough time to do this 😁😉.
Lastly can we all take a moment to remember the true meaning of Christmas, (Get as many points as possible)
MOT ☺☺☺.
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{Ed001's Note - most of them are on day release and find it difficult to get actual day jobs. Except for Ed002, who is a gentleman adventurer and part time rodeo clown.}
24 Dec 2015 18:04:02
Could not have put it better Danum, no not on day I just have a knack of undoing the jacket but no-one knows!
Merry xmas to all.
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26 Dec 2015 13:21:55
Whatever happened to Ed 005?
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{Ed033's Note - they stopped being an Ed
24 Dec 2015 17:04:53
A very merry Christmas everyone and a White n Happy New Year! MOT.
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24 Dec 2015 14:48:17
Sorry MM I'm at home again cooking today tomorrow and Boxing Day for all many great friends and family.
True I am drinking Champagne but what the heck it's Christmas after all.
Went to Elland Rd today for a party this morning and all was well.
Like you I wish everyone a very Happy Christmas.
Jeff.
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24 Dec 2015 14:46:49
LU xmas list,
MC - Tax law course for dummies
Big Steve - XXL xmas hamper of pies and beers
Sam - A new improved contract
GFH - An exit plan
Wood - Confidence
Bellusci and Wootton- A video of Jack Charltons greatest hits
Silvestri - Those big goalie gloves that were all the rage with fans a few years ago
Erwin - A run in the team, maybe a few sub appearances at first.
Me - LU to get in the play offs in May (Not to mention an extra special one from Mrs Lucas tonight! )
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24 Dec 2015 13:25:37
Happy Christmas to all our great supporters in the worldwide Leeds Utd family. Our journey has been a very difficult path to follow, and to make a few changes from a well known verse for the festive season
Then out strode brave Leeds United
The Champion of all teams:
"To every team upon this earth
Defeat cometh soon or late.
And how can victory be better
Than when facing fearful odds,
For the team of our fathers,
At Elland Road
the temple of our Gods.
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24 Dec 2015 15:31:13
lol lovin that PA that's spiritual mot fella.
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24 Dec 2015 12:28:13
Eds, Is there some kind of issue with me or my account? I note that none of my posts replies this morning have gone online, but other peoples subsequent replies have. I was just wonder whether I've broken some kind of rule?
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{Ed001's Note - no mate, they must not have come through, it happens sometimes. This is the first post of yours I have seen.}
24 Dec 2015 14:36:58
Cool. Would be gutted if I'd been booted off this site. How else could I avoid doing some work!
Merry Christmas everyone.
MOT
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{Ed001's Note - I wonder how much your boss would be willing to pay for us to ban you.... ;o)
24 Dec 2015 12:22:33
Ha ha ha 😂 loving the posts MM let's hope you save some of that stuffing for The sheriff of Nottingham forest, have a great one sir Mick, the Eds and all the great banter fans on here, I look forward to meeting some of you over a pint in the peacock, just lookout for the slightly better looking bearded version of Ricky Gervais 😂 A very merry Christmas 🎄 everyone regards DJ 😎.
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24 Dec 2015 11:15:36
Merry Christmas to all contributers to our family page and to all the eds for their great work on here. In Stevie we trust MOT.
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24 Dec 2015 11:12:19
Leeds passed FFP for last season and Fulham failed, so maybe fans will finally understand that selling McCormack was to balance the books and get us out of the embargo. I see 'little old Bournemouth' failed FFP and got promoted, but the only punishment is a small fine. Just shows cheating does prosper!
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24 Dec 2015 13:32:39
It's certainly a gamble, overspend and get promotion and a fine, or overspend and stay in the division and have a transfer embargo.
Dear Santa, please can Leeds have a small fine next season, a new striker, Bridcutt on a 3 year deal, two new feet for Wooten, a new contract for Sam, a shell Santa suit for Steve and Mad Mick and a Bus Driving test for Mr Cellino.
Happy Christmas everyone and let's hope 2016 is going to be our year MOT.
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24 Dec 2015 09:32:43
Morning lads n lasses. Mick's going to be a busy boy tomorrow, up nice and early while Mrs Mick is still snoring and farting in bed. I'll be downstairs with a big bird spread across the kitchen table, ramming an onion and lemon in the cavity. After that, I'm going to prepare the turkey!
Happy Christmas to all the regs: Vid, DG, Georgie Boy, BIGE, Ausman, Speedy, Wex, Corkie, DJ, kebabman, Posh White, oneleeds, Lucas, leodis, Liverlass, Deda, Procedentes, Softie, Hesslian, Martyn, Degsie, oxwhite, danumwhite, ben, matty, phil and of course all the Eds who do a cracking job. If I've forgotten anyone, sorry, not intentional.
Finally to my best mate Survivor aka Jeff aka Untouchables aka bill bulls**t, have a great Christmas but try and keep it real, whatever your doing - no doubt you'll be on a tax free yacht cruising around the med with your best bud Massimo, sniffing legals off a trannys bum crack and sipping champagne. Whatever you're doing have a good one.
All remember though, as the mighty Vid says - Up the Whites, down the pints!
MM.
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24 Dec 2015 09:48:15
sorry BW I forgot you - have a good one mate
MM.
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24 Dec 2015 10:26:10
Lol, loving your work Mick, try red onions, sting less and a better shape. Enjoy big time.
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24 Dec 2015 11:15:05
Meery xmas to you MM and all of you out there in the LU rumours world.
Keep coming up with your words of wisdom in 2016.
I can see it being a bit more of fruitfull year for LU. MC will come out with some blinders still.
Big Stevie is slowly stabilising us and getting the confidence back in the team. I don't care what anyone else thinks but IMO he's the right man at this moment in time to gain us that stability which is what LU need.
Have a good xmas all and I hope Santa brings all you asked for. But I know 1 or 2 of you out there have been a little naughty this year, you've still got a few hours to make up with him.
MOT.
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24 Dec 2015 12:06:20
May I suggest peeled Root Ginger.
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24 Dec 2015 10:48:35
Merry Xmas Mick and all the posters on Micks list that have made this site my favourite. Also to all the eds, and I know its early but heres to a great new year for the Whites, no predictions just a great year.
MOT Lads and Lassies.
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24 Dec 2015 12:52:05
Have a good Un MM and everyone else and the eds. Jeff as we're getting closer to the transfer window, we on here deserve to know who we are signing and expect you to use your connections.
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24 Dec 2015 17:40:42
MM
We have a winner! Post of the year goes to Mad Mick. Funny as hell.
Merry Christmas.
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24 Dec 2015 17:51:31
MM I knew that lucky shellsuit would go down well with fat tequila sheila (let's hope she does) .
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24 Dec 2015 18:24:48
Thanks MM most of work is private, however I do give time to a number of rescues (ot dane -gsh ) leading up to this time of the year and just after is the time its worst .
The banter provided often provides some light release .
Good health to all and thanks to yourself and the many Leeds fans posting .
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24 Dec 2015 08:44:34
A jolly good morning and compliments of the season to all in our Leeds family. I have asked Santa for 9 points from our next 3 games, but as there is no snow I don't know how he is going to get his sleigh here. Up the Whites and down those pints and I shall raise a glass or 2 to our special Ed's. loving the purple guys and its working a treat!
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{Ed001's Note - you can thank Ed033 for the purple. Merry Xmas vid.}
24 Dec 2015 09:32:54
Would love it if evans put his santa suit on for match.
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24 Dec 2015 03:23:45
Sorry haven't been on here as much recently chaps. Got 4 new internet girlfriends.
Well. Saw wolves game. Wood rubbish. Have to be able to do better than that!
Keep bird and Byram!
Merry Xmas all.
Back to gf 3.
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24 Dec 2015 09:09:09
Four new internet girlfriends? :O Greedyguts .
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24 Dec 2015 09:29:42
The wife said she was grooming some aussie guy ont net. that's not her picture mate, just her head stuck on a picture of Ursula Andress. Thought you would have recognised bikini especially with the bbig knife. Merry christmas Ausman.
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