Leeds Banter Archive March 24 2020

24 Mar 2020 20:31:13
Big Martin g had some good jokes if your reading keep safe and come back.

24 Mar 2020 19:18:44
Two mates both wives birthdays on the same day one asks what you get the wife he says some earings the other says I did too but I also got her a dildo the other asks why you get her one of them he replied if she don't like the earings she can go feck herself.

24 Mar 2020 09:44:51
A hypochondriac makes a visit to his doctor who asks him to lie on the examination table. After listening to the patient's symptoms, the doctor tells him there is nothing wrong with him.

The patient insists on having a second opinion. The doctor reluctantly agrees.

He opens his office door and in walks a Golden Retriever who whilst standing on its back legs shuffles along the length of the examination table sniffing the patient head to toe, after which he walks to the Doctor, wags his tales and leave the room.

Next, a Tabby Cat walks in and jumps on the table and walks on the chest of the patient, purring loudly she walks along the body from head to toe after which she jumps off, goes to the Doctor and Meows loudly and leaves.

The Doctor sys to the patient "OK, according to the Catscan and Lab Report you are as fit and well.

24 Mar 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 24th March 2020