Leeds Banter Archive August 25 2016

 

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25 Aug 2016 21:34:41
They are good singings, it appears Gary Monk is building a squad of depth and youngsters who are quality, maybe advanced for their young years. I actually am very impressed that he seems to have been allowed to bring in his players, without any interference from Massimo, I believe that we may have this time found a manager, who along with excellent backroom staff can finally take us back to the premiership, anyone who supports Leeds needs to get behind the team and manager, if we get on the backs of the players it affects them, so let's allow them to play without fear.

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25 Aug 2016 21:06:06
These reports of young Roma player is interesting could be a gem.

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25 Aug 2016 21:40:54
Nice to see Monk and his team convince him to move to fresh pastures!

Tell Pops to pay him enough so he can afford a place in rural Harrogate. Then he'll feel right at home in the YORKSHIRE MEADOWS!

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26 Aug 2016 13:46:12
good one George.

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25 Aug 2016 19:02:51
With this talented Roma youngster joining on loan, I think Monk is trying to make us more eco-friendly.

Especially if we play more route one football. Green to Meadows to Wood. GOAL!

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25 Aug 2016 21:32:14
Tumbleweed alert :)
Ha ha George. Are you my old man in disguise? Sounds like of his.
Forest at the weekend. Go on lads and lasses, finish it of I'm lining them up for you.

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25 Aug 2016 22:15:08
Luke. ok Lucas

I am your father!

Even weirder since I am George and you're Lucas. Every Star Wars should get that.

Back to the horticultural referencing though, how ironic we play Forest next. Hopefully Wood will chop em down.

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26 Aug 2016 01:14:06
πŸ˜€ George lad, hadi will give them the Sacko! Dallas will leave them with a dynasty! (see what I did there πŸ˜‚) birdcage will give them the bird 🐦! Viera will be Ronaldo and Viera! Chris will NOT! be a lump of! Green will give their forwards the blues! Anton will have a daughter! (not sure about that one) πŸ˜‚Charlie will need to find a new suit oh er wrong smelling sorry spelling! Ayling will get better ☺ and hopefully kemar will raise his surname! P. s apologies fellow leeds optimists, I have had 2 bottles of Westons 🍎 hic.

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{Ed001's Note - Berm will be using this in his next play.......}

26 Aug 2016 11:10:46
To DJ and Darth 'George' Vader, My type of humour. I love this site, it's hilarious at times.
Maybe Wood will get his chopper out and double up with Dallas doing Debbie?
I hope we won't Coyle up and dye against forest, expecting to be celebrating a vicory on Saturday with a night on the Tyler (Denton) downing a few pints of Murphy's.

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26 Aug 2016 13:04:50
DJ and Luke

Excellent contributions

Ed001

It's actually a sage suggestion

Berm

Write a play based on this site and its posters and then get the actual posters to meet so they can play their own parts. Woof woof! Get Cork to pay for Ausman flight. Don't forget to include the Eds with suitable Star Wars allusions appearing throughout.

Down the pints
Up the Whites.

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{Ed001's Note - it would be too unbelievable as a play.}

26 Aug 2016 13:34:46
Ed001

Not if the ending shows LUFC playing manyoo away last game of season and a Leeds diving header in injury time condemns manyoo to relegation at the same Leeds end up winning the Premier League. That would add a touch of realism to proceedings.

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{Ed001's Note - good point.....}

26 Aug 2016 13:48:30
good puns lads.

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26 Aug 2016 14:08:20
Could have a second LU stage play featuring the current PL champions, Leeds United, Vs German champions Bayern Munich. The ref pointing to the centre circle and sticking to his decision this time. LU going on to gain revenge, winning 9-0!

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26 Aug 2016 14:24:00
Cheers lads, sounds good I'll play Ricky Gervais as I look more like him than he does! πŸ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2016 10:08:55
I think I have been living in a cave.
Who is Bermondsey white? He seems to be a well known thespian?

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25 Aug 2016 10:24:03
Oh Ben. Ben. Ben. Ben.

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25 Aug 2016 10:30:27
Speedy 's lover.

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25 Aug 2016 11:06:41
Speedy I know I'm useless! i'm the sol bombs of the gossip world!
I apologise unreservedly!

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25 Aug 2016 12:25:05
Thanks BW. I never knew it could be like that
My birthday today and u made it so special
Even if u did call me speedie half way through.

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{Ed007's Note - Happy birthday cobber.}

25 Aug 2016 13:14:58
Happy birthday Aus! you little ripper have a great day fella 😎.

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25 Aug 2016 14:14:29
Thanks boys
Heres to 3 points on sat
And me surviving hilly city to surf half marathon sunday.

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25 Aug 2016 14:15:18
Happy birthday aussie xxx.

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25 Aug 2016 14:47:47
Ausman, happy birthday old boy and keep on running - it's good for the soul. All the best.

MM.

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25 Aug 2016 15:30:30
Cheers mm. 54 and still running. God its going to hurt.

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25 Aug 2016 16:46:08
Happy birthday aus, hope i'm still running at 54:)

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25 Aug 2016 18:06:19
Your running out of birthdays Aus.
Only joking! Have a good one.

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25 Aug 2016 21:51:54
1stly happy birthday Aus, see I am not too big and famous for my supers leeds brothers.

and 2ndly. who is BW? well that is the question, like what is the meaning to life it has many answers.

BW is a father, a brother, a really super lover. An actor a writer an all rounder delighter, a believer an MOT'er a sex pest to Speedyg'er

and a poet it would seem

hope this helps a little?

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25 Aug 2016 09:35:55
Move Taylor on and give Denton a year to bed in.
We have Beradi and Cooper at a push, who can both cover . Move on the 3rd goalie as well .

Would like to see the manager coach the players who are struggling a little back to form rather than move them on cheaply to be stars else where i. e. Bamba Dave Murphy Grimes and Doukara . Then bring in with the Taylor money a striker/ No 10 and another speedy winger. With better attacking players it takes pressure off the defence.

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25 Aug 2016 15:19:26
PA

With Bamba and Murphy, coaching will not help. It's lack of speed with Murphy not just physically but in thought mainly. With Bamba, it's just age. He's still a lower half championship defender but will make errors when pressured by the opposition. No amount of coaching will help. If they do star for other clubs, don't know what you are so worried about because it'll be at best the likes of Rotherham.

Re Dave, he's still a fair player but does not fit in with Monk style of play. I don't see us offloading him easily though.

As for the Douk, he is more than a useful fringe player. I expect him to contribute to the goals tally in the high single digits before the season is over.

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25 Aug 2016 07:04:48
Im so excited
How cool will it be going on a winning spree!
3-4 more wins on the trot will have me convinced its the real deal this year and not as prev, win 2 lose 8 or something. Keep it up lads.
From the posts on here sounds like we are playing well too. Unfortunately the only game on air in aus so far has been the first one so haven't seen us improve!
Im excited about knowing bw. I tell all my customers I know him. A bonafida movie star, playwrite and sex symbol! i'm all yours buddy!
How much less would we get for taylor in jan to now you reckon?

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25 Aug 2016 07:22:18
cheers mate my wife will be pleased to hear that I am big down under. I hope taylor goes now, think he will be at least 3 mill cheaper in jan and he don't seem to be playing that well ATM, still everything is going so well so can't copmalin really can we?

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25 Aug 2016 08:45:44
In two minds about Taylor, I've always held the view that if a player doesn't really want to be at the club, sell em for the best price now but I have to say that I'm secretly pleased to see him on the team sheet. If he's still here when the window closes that should get rid of the distraction until January at least.

The whole team has improved over the last 2 matches, CT included. Maybe if we blood Denton this season in cup games and sub appearances, he'll be ready to step up next season if/ when Taylor goes. Just to say how good it is to see Wood playing with more confidence, like many of us I'm not totally convinced yet but fair play to him for upping his game.

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25 Aug 2016 11:12:33
Fine posts Aussie and Mark, (love your username mate lol) its going to be interesting to see what happens with Charlie when we end up in the play offs or automatic promotion places and we go up this year, does he stay and get premier league football with us or will Massimo turn his hog out and sell him to a lesser premier league team than our good selves hmm that's a poser, i'm also thinking if we beat forrest easily on saturday that we may have turned a corner and have a really good shot at the play offs at least this year, GM seems to be getting his message and ideas across to them at last! mot Brothers and Liverlass.

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25 Aug 2016 21:12:20
Cheers DJ, I guess with a surname like mine I just had to be a Leeds fan! Look in any old Leeds phone directory and there's thousands of us.

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