Leeds Banter Archive August 25 2020

 

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25 Aug 2020 23:45:08
Why do the daily fail
Hate Leeds so much
In April they praised Rodrigo when he was linked to arsenal yet when he signs for us the headline reads "he flopped at Bolton "

He played 17 times on loan at the beginning Of his career like 10 years ago and they print that rubbish.

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26 Aug 2020 00:41:10
They harbour ill will from half a century ago.

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25 Aug 2020 22:18:30
Can honestly say I rarely watch Spanish Footy so haven't seen much of Rodrigo.
If we get him where will he play?
Is he purely an out and out striker or is he creative enough to play the #10 role?

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26 Aug 2020 00:35:36
๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ he's a Spanish Bamford but better.

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26 Aug 2020 01:21:05
Was reading a bit on him and it sounded like 2nd striker was his most effective position.
We need both so was just wondering where he'd fit in our line up.

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26 Aug 2020 04:55:53
Exciting player, scored 19 goals two seasons ago, scored 6 for Spain last year. He can score and create. Had 5 seasons at Valencia, over 200 appearances. Scored against Chelsea in London in Valenciaโ€™s Champions League win there. If he settles and likes the club I think he will do well. Good to have Pablo in the side, with his Valencian connections to help him settle.

The money seems a lot but it wonโ€™t be if he comes good and contributes to us staying in the premiership.

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26 Aug 2020 07:03:03
Spanish, thank you for the comment on Rodrigo. Sounds positive, and sounds like he could be a very useful addition if all the stars align.

I have read that a fee will be anywhere between ยฃ20m (as his club are in financial difficulties) to ยฃ30m (which still doesn't seem that much for a forward in this day and age)
For me the transfer fees are all relative. We spent ยฃ10m on Bamford when our TV revenue in the Championship was about ยฃ3m. This year are TV revenue may be ยฃ100m+. So hopefully the board will show the same optimism this season.

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26 Aug 2020 07:49:36
If we could get Brewster in as well we would be looking good upfront.

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26 Aug 2020 13:17:33
No to Brewster yes to Cabral, , talk is Victor might be on a detour to Portugal now.

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25 Aug 2020 21:50:42
Berm new nick is Salman Butt the Pakistani cricketer. Apt for 2 reasons. Second one requires no explanation. First one and name because he's surely in hiding. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 18:47:43
"Good afternoon Mel, It's your pals at the EFL here. As we mentioned a while ago that there wouldn't be any issues with flogging yourself the ground, it is now Official, no case to answer. Hopefully the extra cash came in handy to sign Wayne. Anyway all the best for next season, we are with you all the way. Up the Rams! Tata for now".

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25 Aug 2020 19:00:11
Pretty much in a nutshell LUFCfeath
# stinks.

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25 Aug 2020 21:01:09
The biggest urine take I have read about in a long long time,

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25 Aug 2020 21:58:54
If it was leeds 20mil fine and minus 15 points for the next two seasons.

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26 Aug 2020 06:52:54
But of course we get punished for celebrating too much.

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25 Aug 2020 18:37:38
Berm currently on the phone to Mel Morrisโ€™s lawyers, even they arenโ€™t hopeful on this one though !

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25 Aug 2020 18:59:01
Good one Class ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 18:37:01
Andrex are sponsoring Berm new play.

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25 Aug 2020 18:27:12
So where exactly is I'm Still Jenny From the Block Berm? ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽผ.

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25 Aug 2020 19:41:09
Working on his new film.

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25 Aug 2020 18:01:28
35 for Rodrigo
25 for Koch
20 for Wilson

15 over what weโ€™d like to pay for the three. but get it done and Then get the team ready for the Prem!

We can do catch up on where else we need to strengthen in January as players get near to contract ends so will be on sale cheap and so save the 15 weโ€™re spending to clinch the current deals.

But these three would put us where we need to be.

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25 Aug 2020 17:25:02
Remember that chant " what's that coming over the hill Enoch Showumni . Enoch Showumni"


Think we can change that now to

" what's that on Bermos @rse. Kalvin Philips .
its Kalvin Philips".

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25 Aug 2020 17:42:48
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

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25 Aug 2020 18:24:03
Someone needs to tell Sky. Stage an event like Rodney Marsh haircut with Bradford City. Berm could end up with the most famous bottom in the world.

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25 Aug 2020 16:53:46
These are a few of Berm's favourite things.

1. Animal. Donkey.
2. Pop group. Cheeky Girls.
3. Planet. Tattooine.
4. Shakespeare character. Nick Bottom from Midsummer night's dream. Sure being a playwright, Berm will appreciate.
5. LUFC player ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™ who else but KP.
6. Comedian. Jo Brand.
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†.

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25 Aug 2020 17:46:06
7. Food. Tat on the hole. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 18:11:43
8. Fave cocktail : Rock bottom!

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25 Aug 2020 18:27:43
9. Fave cricketer Salman Butt.

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25 Aug 2020 19:42:20
10. Comedy show: Bottom.

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25 Aug 2020 16:36:58
New top arrived today. Love it. Even better in the flesh than pictured. Nice material and a proper fit. Not that skin tight thing. Lol. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ MOT ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›.

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25 Aug 2020 16:32:00
Congrats KP โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฅ…๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ˜€
Bottoms up ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‚
Wonder if Star Wars football fans from the planet Tattooine will be tuning in to the game via starlink satellite ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Question. Does anyone know where Salman Bermo is?

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25 Aug 2020 15:33:35
KP called up for England! What a Bummer that is for Bermo! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Ž.

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25 Aug 2020 16:33:36
DJ Berm has an extra reason now to turn off his Wi-Fi and Bluetooth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 16:40:55
DJ Bit of a cheeky call up really ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ with him not having yet graced the Premier League.

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25 Aug 2020 16:55:26
DJ Who needs to worry about the mark of the beast when you have Berm to take one for the team ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†.

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25 Aug 2020 23:01:40
Exactly George! he can't be arsed to come on here at the moment, the lads too busy eating a deriere sandwich followed by humble pie whilst nominating himself for next year's rear of the year award! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 15:33:27
Seems like everyone had beat me to it but well done Phillips, great to win that call up . And yes I'm fascinated to see what Bermos response will be.

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25 Aug 2020 16:34:29
Probably ouch ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†.

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25 Aug 2020 15:25:39
Meanwhile, Direby avoid points deduction

Yes of course they do.

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25 Aug 2020 15:32:07
Scandalous decision.

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25 Aug 2020 15:43:42
A big bung from mr mel morris.

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25 Aug 2020 16:35:33
Told you our pyrotechnics would burn the incriminating evidence.

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25 Aug 2020 15:13:46
Derby County have had charges relating to a breach of English Football League spending rules dismissed.

I'm gobsmacked. F#ck the EFL!

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25 Aug 2020 14:22:13
Get ready Berm, one step closer that tattoo.

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25 Aug 2020 14:51:57
Indeed Canada and that is sure going to hurt Berm

. his pride and his backside that is ๐Ÿฅด.

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25 Aug 2020 15:27:06
No he will bottle it, be known as Brentford white in future!

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25 Aug 2020 14:18:36
Well done to Kalvin Phillips on his England call up. What a season for him!

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25 Aug 2020 14:28:22
Super. And obviously well deserved. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹.

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25 Aug 2020 14:52:40
Thoroughly well deserved indeed really pleased for KP.

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25 Aug 2020 16:38:30
Feath Such a good season for him, it's been a dreadlock holiday.

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25 Aug 2020 14:17:33
Obviously more important than all the transfer gossip is news of an England call up for the one and only Kalvin Phillips!

Bermondsey and tattoo are the words that pop into my mind! Any thoughts and I don't want any half arsed answers!

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25 Aug 2020 14:29:34
IMO you canโ€™t say something then go back on it. When you were so adamant and 100%. He ainโ€™t good enough. Lol. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹.

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25 Aug 2020 15:03:07
Has Berms gone into hiding? He hasn't posted for weeks pre KP England call up ๐Ÿ˜‚.

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25 Aug 2020 14:12:56
Has somone got to get a tattoo Philip's is in the England squad.

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25 Aug 2020 14:08:30
congrats Kalvin - England call up and incoming arse tattoo for bermo.

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25 Aug 2020 14:05:28
KP for England get in there, fully deserved.

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25 Aug 2020 14:04:28
Kelvin Philips named in England squad, I know a cracking tattooists berm!

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25 Aug 2020 12:40:57
$40 mill for rodrigos ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ˜น๏ธ
$15 mill for Ollie.
$12 mill for Kent.
$10 mill for Koch.

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25 Aug 2020 13:13:06
Rodrigo should be available for much less max ยฃ20 to ยฃ25 million as Valencia are in financial melt down not been able to pay players since January.

I think Leeds have a decent chance of buying Rodrigo depends if any other big clubs are interested in him.

Watkins has an ยฃ18 million release clause but can't see him coming to Leeds if Villa and Smith want him

Kent chose Rangers last season over Leeds, debatable that he even wants to join Leeds, that said the ' mighty ' Glasgow Rangers post the virus appear to be skint in financial difficulties with just
tiny income from the Scottish TV deal and no gate receipts from fans so a bid of ยฃ18 million plus would probably be accepted.

Koch looks good and good value hope he comes.

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{Ed001's Note - Kent's missus is at uni in Glasgow, hence him wanting to be there for now at least.}

25 Aug 2020 13:20:49
Don't think we will be in for Ollie Aus.
Looks More like:
ยฃ30M (ยฃ35M with bonuses/ add ons) Rodrigo-3year deal been mooted
ยฃ12-14M Kent
ยฃ10M Koch (Bargain if that is true) .
ยฃ16M Cabral
Maybe looking at Rob Holding too MOT.

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25 Aug 2020 13:25:17
I donโ€™t think we will get Kent, Rodrigo I think looks possible and yeah I think somewhere between 20-25 hopefully, Koch looks a viable option and this caldera deal looks promising.

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25 Aug 2020 10:38:34
If Radz and Victor are in Spain finalising a deal. Does that mean they will need to self quare teen for two weeks when they return, ending any further recruitment?

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25 Aug 2020 11:25:33
What kind of teens are those quare's prem+beyond? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The unruly kind is it?

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25 Aug 2020 12:14:31
Those Quareโ€™s are the worst type of teens!

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25 Aug 2020 12:41:10
They can go from Spain to Portugal weโ€™re they are due on Thursday without isolating.

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25 Aug 2020 13:26:22
Damn predictive text. Self Quaring them poor teens premium + beyond.
Makes a change from seeing posts of us just signing teens though.

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25 Aug 2020 09:36:12
Listen fellow leeds fans it don"t matter who we sign beilsa and his assistants will turn them into star signings peed off wi all rumours tho.

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