Leeds Banter Archive July 25 2016

 

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25 Jul 2016 16:39:42
well what a glorious Monday, sun is shining, just found out wife is expecting (and almost certain it is mine) and just signed Nick Hancock (They Think it's All over) Charlie Clements (Eastenders) and Danny Walters (Benidorm) to my play the greater game. any leeds supporters who can come and support the show will be very welcome.

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25 Jul 2016 18:02:52
Will come and see it in October Bermo as I'm working in London in October, look forward to seeing it mate, it sounds great! Congrats to you and your good lady on your new arrival to be 👶 🎊 regards DJ.

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25 Jul 2016 18:06:37
Congratulations Bermondsey on all your good news. This play of yours is it a drama.

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25 Jul 2016 18:41:52
cheers too soon to tell but fancy it will be a boy and the first cockney captain of leeds (in goal of course we me being 5'8 and my wife 4'10) . The play is a drama based on a true story and the footballers of Clapton (Leyton) orient who fought in the battle of the Somme, delighted to have such a good and well known cast involved and should be a really good show I am even in it as Jumbo the lazy traning dodging centre back. Thanks DJ for your support be amazing to have some of the Leeds 'Family' on board.

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25 Jul 2016 19:25:36
Congrats to you both.

MM.

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25 Jul 2016 19:54:10
Nice one Bermo.

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25 Jul 2016 20:22:26
Oh well done BW. Sounds great. I'll do my best to come and see it. What are the dates?

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25 Jul 2016 20:27:17
Congratulations BW.
I take it it's your first, if so your life will never be the same.
I hope your play is a success and if it's on the next time I get to London for the weekend I will come to see it.
Sounds like you have a busy year coming up.
All the best! 👍.

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25 Jul 2016 20:52:14
Congratulations BW and Mrs BW.

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25 Jul 2016 21:21:35
congrats bermo did you act the part of a great lover?

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25 Jul 2016 21:50:14
I knew it would be a drama cause you are not great at comedy and I googled your play in fairness your getting good press obviously a more interesting guy than we thought here 😊.

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25 Jul 2016 22:00:09
Congratulations Mr and Mrs Berm.

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25 Jul 2016 22:15:38
Congrats to you both. Get that trust fund set up - for you and the wife😂👍🏻.

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25 Jul 2016 20:58:05
cheers again it runs Sept 15th - Oct 15th at Southwark Playhouse (in Bermondsey) sure I will be posting few news paper articles and news reports. Link to show is

goo.gl/yVSeKt

Not my first got a little girl aged 2 and a half who loves kop kat and singing MOT she come to the huddlesfield game and sung MOT all the way back to the city centre on the bus, not sure if fans thought it was cute or wanted to loathe her as we lost, I wanted to loathe her, she does love football and leeds though so she is a good girl.

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25 Jul 2016 23:42:02
Congratulations bw. Wish you well for the future mate.

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26 Jul 2016 06:38:57
thanks everyone really touched.

I didn't act the part of a great lover just a slightly below average one but that is still impressive considering I was;t even there when my wife conceived

cheers wex i'm proper interesting I just dumb it down. you know play to your audience :P.

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26 Jul 2016 07:26:03
Yes he is very interesting Wex. Can keep you entertained for days in a loft 😜.

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26 Jul 2016 10:02:47
if you really think that speedy how comes I was gagged so I couldn't speak and how comes you left me alone for hours on end?

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26 Jul 2016 11:47:12
BW. Just look at the results. A fitter leaner stud who's since fathered his second child, and you came up with all the ideas for your new play while you had time alone to gather your thoughts. I should be receiving your thanks, but I guess a share of the royalties will be OK.

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26 Jul 2016 12:00:17
in fact come to think of it my wife concieved while I was in your loft. does that mean i'm not. no . no can't be. And I did not have any inspired thoughts while stuck in your loft, hard to think when so many things are stuck where they are not meant to be.

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26 Jul 2016 13:59:17
that's amazing news BW - are you touring the country or staying in London? i'd love to see the play.

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26 Jul 2016 14:02:11
just in London for the month it is a big cast and be very difficult show to tour, shame as i'd love to bring it to leeds and watch us get beat by huddelsfield as I seem to be destin to do every time I go ER.

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26 Jul 2016 14:49:28
Speedy I'd say you could keep yourself amused in a loft for ages as long as you have enough baby wipes.

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26 Jul 2016 15:57:27
congrats BW I have put dates on my calendar .

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26 Jul 2016 17:47:49
Wex. Always happy to help you out with your fantasies. Keep thinking of my loft if it pleases you 😜.

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27 Jul 2016 13:44:42
have to see if I can wrangle a 'work trip' to London then so I can see it. Actually, I'm in the smoke on the 14th at a work conference / exhibition thing so might see if I can get over.

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25 Jul 2016 13:24:30
Wonder who these "2 to 3" new signings are going to be . I would wager that none of them are who we've been linked with . It's all very exciting though.

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25 Jul 2016 13:56:42
Would be nice if a couple of awesome CB were in the mix🙄.

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25 Jul 2016 15:23:46
Peacock . Nice, as in a miracle lol? Let's hope so.

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25 Jul 2016 19:24:48
No doubt several names will be suggested. Then heavily discussed. Nearer the time a new name will be thrown into the mix. All the relevant stats will be pored over. Many hours of conjecture will be generated. The names will be slowly wittled down to acceptable and possible.
Then one day, totally out of the blue, Leeds will issue a statement confirming the signing of Mr Newbie. A player from nowhere that not one of us has thought about. No on had seen him in Billys bar or even the chip shop across the road. How can we be expected to operate if the club do not give us some sort of clue?
Oh the perils of being a pundit.
PS well done Bermo. If it's your first then there is still time to hide all your money away in a Swiss account before the little bugger starts draining you of your last penny. If you haven't taken precautions (and it sounds like you didn't) then your doomed to eternal poverty.

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25 Jul 2016 21:41:13
Unfortunately leodis, you're probably right . However I do feel something different is happening this season, instead of the monotonous sh**e we're used to hearing . Can't help but feel a tad excited. Let's hope it's justified.

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25 Jul 2016 11:14:16
Jeff it would appear you have serious competition in the name dropping/ sh**e talking arena.

Enter Michael Harding on Twitter who has reported a GFH buyout by £8.2billion worth business tycoon Lowy (not the matchstick man painter - that's Lowry) .

Michael Harding has been told by the man himself, who he has been friends with all his life - sounds just like Jeff to me, only this might be at least 0.1% true.

I really want to believe this but it's not happening though is it? Your twisting my melons Michael - Happy Monday!

MM.

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25 Jul 2016 12:11:01
Agreed. Let's be Frank, it didn't happen in 2010 and it's probably not happening not happening now. Would have loved it to be true though - good time to buy with the pound being so low🙄.

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25 Jul 2016 13:35:51
Then ( Jeff!? ) goes on to say Cellino retains 20% . well if you are worth 8.2bn the extra 10m to buy 100% of the club would not be beyond you financially . Does not look right to me at this moment in time . Plus you would want it to be announced properly, with a proper press release . Not via some unknowns twitter account .

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25 Jul 2016 16:20:16
MM jeff has had his one post this year, I did read that this morning and too it with a pitch .
It has always surprised me that no one came in of that nature .
I suppose the new trend tends to be Chinese investment which would probably would appeal to gfh as they are such parasites .

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25 Jul 2016 08:49:32
As much as that maybe true, its the Same old story with Leeds fans, we will expect the best from our team and AGAIN it will end in tears.

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25 Jul 2016 09:27:35
Doesn't mean we give up hope otherwise what is the point?

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25 Jul 2016 10:17:04
Well said Notts . Honestly believe we are about 3 players away from having a decent team who can really give it a go. Bridcutt, a centre half and a number 10 added to the squad, then see where we are squad wise at xmas and strengthen any weaknesses then . This league is not that strong, teams get relegated for a reason. A little bit of quality added to the squad and we will be in the mix.

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25 Jul 2016 16:15:22
agree with you PA and notts, am sick to death of negative nora's.

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25 Jul 2016 02:57:22
I'm still trying to understand when England interviewed
Howe. Klinsman. Bruce. And Sam
How Sam won
He'd of been 4th on my list. Just don't understand it
Anyway
Let's hope you lot get a glimpse of the proposed line up soon as they have to start gelling as a team
Still worried about defence and have we got a 20-25 goal striker yet? Any of the new ones look good regular goal bangers?

Anybody know if I can subscribe to lutv and if I can will I be able to watch the games from Australia?

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25 Jul 2016 13:52:33
did anybody actually interview Klinsmann?

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25 Jul 2016 14:40:39
Yeah I just can't believe it!
They interviewed all of them, even the office tea lady and still gave it to Big Sam. What's that all about?
Me, on the other hand.
Didn't even get an interview.
I JUST DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

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