Leeds Banter Archive January 26 2018

 

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26 Jan 2018 19:38:00
What next for Orta and his pubescent recruitment? Messi the toddler? Ronaldo the embryo? Kane the glint in the milkman's eye?

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26 Jan 2018 20:07:54
Nothing like a good Blackadder reference.

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26 Jan 2018 20:59:59
What’s next? TC’s going to come out at er next home game in a pair of gold comedy breasts. Oh contraire mr integrity πŸ‘

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26 Jan 2018 19:13:59
FYI, I wasn't joking about the kit. Also, while I was there Radz told me he'd bought some of Lionel Messi's frozen sperm for the development squad! πŸ˜‰

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26 Jan 2018 19:21:20
He's also had Victor let's cloned

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26 Jan 2018 19:34:39
Thinking same thing danum. I tell you what would make an amusing cartoon. Orta hiding in Ronaldo's bedroom with a petri dish as the Madrid superstar brings back his latest conquest.

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26 Jan 2018 21:27:46
Clone wars, started they have. I'm just waiting on Orta to execute Order 66 and send us back to the big time.

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26 Jan 2018 18:20:57
I don't think I would have any problem with Emi Buendia joining us. He has fallen out with Leonesa so should only cost around 2mil. He seems to have pace, balance and two good feet so the thought of him and Samu on the same pitch excites me. He should slot straight in and not even have to leave early to finish his paper round.

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26 Jan 2018 17:57:32
Having just seen that the U23's have lost again, all these so called signings for the future doesn't fill you with any confidence. Unless we are going to pull a rabbit or two out of the hat before the deadline it seems that a promotion push will be beyond us. Surely we have enough resources to bring in a couple of quality players, a good unbeaten run would keep the crowds up and the income as well. Let's hope the powers that be are listening.

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26 Jan 2018 22:40:48
our club is a ticking time bomb under 23 lost again, main team can’t win, things have to change other wise boom.

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26 Jan 2018 22:49:11
As it’s cost me some 5000 pound each season +season ticket, I for one will not be renewing it unless TC is sack with his side kick Orta. There input is far from good, and if Radz can see that then what’s the point. I will no longer put money in his pocket.

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26 Jan 2018 17:29:00
Unless Orta makes use of his extensive Continental connections and re-identifies players he has known and tracked then he is just a very very ordinary scout with a scattergun approach to recruitment. If we ignore the first team for the moment, the clock must certainly be ticking for the developement squad who are moving in the wrong direction in their league. How can TC evaluate their form when over half the squad cannot get any competitive game time. Certainly the Orta approach is quantity over quality with the one gem being lauded as vindicating his genius. However we are reflecting that given time a troop of monkeys could write the entire works of Shakespeare. PS Just seen todays Barnsley defeat

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26 Jan 2018 18:00:33
seems to be the case doesn't it Leodis?

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26 Jan 2018 17:11:34
Can't quite get my head round us not signing a striker apparently there's not many available. But yet it seems other championship clubs are signing strikers who the hell is looking to sign a striker for LEEDS. UTD. Stevie wonder. It needs sorting Now RADZ its a absolute JOKE.

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26 Jan 2018 17:42:01
Lufc Marko AGRED I feel the bloody same and peeeeee of with this πŸ’©

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26 Jan 2018 16:19:48
Guys, what have both JFK and Radz got in common? Person who gets it right first Orta to be given a prize by the Eds. Candidate posters to get it right quickly imo are Alf, Bermo, Speedyg, Mezzer, Notts and Martyn. Good luck people!

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26 Jan 2018 18:50:20
Both were 43 years old when they became president? AR at leeds, JFK the USA.

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26 Jan 2018 19:06:40
First Catholics to be pres of usa, LUFC? Youngest men in charge of both?

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26 Jan 2018 19:31:24
Good guesses but not the correct answer. I'll provide the right answer in the morning unless someone gets it sooner.

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26 Jan 2018 19:42:15
Both got n in their surnames

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26 Jan 2018 23:37:18
They both been assassinated ? Well apart from Radz ?

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26 Jan 2018 23:54:58
Both mentioned in your post george? i'm right aren't i?

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27 Jan 2018 03:33:33
Here is the answer guys. Both got truly hurt and screwed over by a Badgeman!

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26 Jan 2018 14:58:38
Our club is becoming a joke with his lot in charge, buy one-for the future, new badges then no badge, new kit which is Man Utd old kit, Razd your a Joke go and but another club and quickly.

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26 Jan 2018 15:10:48
Agree. It may be a mocking born from fans. But a mocking far tooooo much to ignore.

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26 Jan 2018 15:36:15
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26 Jan 2018 15:42:43
What on earth u on about, no new kit I've heard about, I think that guy who said it on here was joking mate.

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26 Jan 2018 15:48:07
Don't agree with that Whiteman but I think he needs to review his support team

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26 Jan 2018 17:43:32
Nottswhite, sorry mate that’s how I feel at this time he’s just playing around with our club end of.

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26 Jan 2018 20:11:17
He has bought into Orta's vision which is totally self serving (for Orta's) as it keeps him in a job for at least three years until the vision is proved right or wrong. I think that the vision has merit but he is not bringing in quality and is not considering good English youth.

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26 Jan 2018 13:39:27
Did I hear, another one, for the future". How the heck will they all get a game or are we putting out two academy teams next year?

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26 Jan 2018 14:14:02
all of the academy lads are going to be taken to a remote island with some supplies and a random weapons. All players will have explosive collars that detonate if they are unco-operative or wander into a 'danger' zone and they have 3 days to fight to the death and win a place in the first 11. Or was that 'Battle Royale'?

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26 Jan 2018 14:31:45
No. We zbuilding for zee next zseventy year. Hail!

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26 Jan 2018 14:50:05
We got more for the future then the present day still the future looks 🍊

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26 Jan 2018 08:03:01
I was working in the offices at Elland Road yesterday. Just happened to see the design for next seasons home kit. It was red shirt, white shorts and black socks. Quite nice actually! 😁😁

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26 Jan 2018 12:17:30
They consulted 10,000 fans on that one too
Zzzzzzzz. Wait. i'm getting tired. Too much bull and not enough horn!

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26 Jan 2018 13:00:05
Aussie, I'm sure George can give you the horn ;-)

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26 Jan 2018 13:56:47
are you sure you were on the right side of the Pennines danum?

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26 Jan 2018 23:34:43
Did it have a red bull on it ? 😁😁

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26 Jan 2018 07:38:33
This swap deal. There are a few players i'd like to see from sunderland sign for leeds. Mcgeady had a season at preston last year. Rodwell is a used to be, who is still only 26 and could be revived, but when you look at phillips, vieira, forshaw, ideguchi, rodwell, and okane for next season, we are quite top heavy. Kone would be good to play with jansson, jason steele would also be good or honeyman. I can't for the life of me help thinking that it will be that osoro who plays up top.

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