Leeds Banter Archive May 27 2017

27 May 2017 21:04:39
Had a few know ok more than a few but what about Dave OLeary. No seriously. There's loads worse names in betting. Ok time to hit the wife. I mean sack.

27 May 2017 21:35:21
I have no words!

27 May 2017 21:42:04
If we must go back in time I'd prefer Gary Mac over Oleary.

27 May 2017 21:43:07
Shocking

27 May 2017 22:07:56
Or George go back for sgt wilko? !

27 May 2017 22:32:08
Is it the 1st of April?

28 May 2017 08:27:32
What about Dennis Wise. ?

28 May 2017 08:40:46
I know Aussie will fancy giving a guy called don revie a go

27 May 2017 16:09:28
If I had an open field where money was no object and he would come I would have Wenger any day of the week. After Leeds I always look for the Arsenal results. Win, lose or draw they always play attractive football. If I wasn't Leeds born and bred - living 60 miles away now- I would have liked to be from North London so I could support Arsenal. Don't like anything else about that part of the world but the team is excellent and the supporters were very good when we were down for the cup matches. Don't understand why they don't like Giroud (probably because Henry and Van Persie went before him) . He's a player who wood should look to emulate he would be excellent here.

27 May 2017 20:43:49
If I had an open field. I'd probably keep sheep

27 May 2017 20:58:27
I'd keep Milwall fans. So they can kick the shit out of each other.

27 May 2017 21:38:40
Cork, what would you do with the other square mile? Telling us what you would do over roughly the same area as Speedy's attic may be all well and good but what about the other 99% of the field? 😁

27 May 2017 22:36:46
Speedy, why would you keep sheep when you've got Berm? 🐏😉

27 May 2017 23:05:40
Because Berm is tired, danum. Didn't you know that? Berm told Speedy the other day he wants to retire and put out to pasture.

27 May 2017 23:12:37
Speedy if you had a open field you would have no sheep as they would wonder off my friend. Always be responsible. And close the gate behind you.

27 May 2017 23:23:48
No Martyn. I've forgot to mention my sheepdog

28 May 2017 07:51:49
I think the chat has gone off in a bit of a tangent😁. unless the dogs called Arsene.

28 May 2017 08:30:44
Get the oversized wellies and Velcro gloves at the ready.

27 May 2017 12:10:45
Gonna throw out Frank de Boer. Great with youth development and a respected name around the world. Would need an assistant who knows the league though.

27 May 2017 10:33:17
After all the stories on news now about Ranieri yesterday, I had a look at the Odds and the best price was 16/1 for him to be next manager. Like any irresponsible adult, I lumped Mrs Micks housekeeping money on it before getting down Spoons to meet up with the Friday lunch time club. This morning I see The Tinkerman has come in to 6/4 and is favourite on a few sites, with Karanka going out from odds on to 2/1 at some bookies. That's a big shift and there must be a lot of money going on Claudio. I would still prefer Pep, but as of this morning it looks like it's the Tinkerman. If any of you out there fancy a dabble (Lucas) , Ladbrokes are still offering 9/1 on Ranieri. MM

27 May 2017 12:27:53
Mr mick, you are a very bad man. Mrs Lucas will not like me spending her beauty treatment money again. O well, like I keep telling her, you can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear 😜

27 May 2017 14:11:16
Ouch, bit harsh Mr Lucas. Let's hope the beautiful Mrs Lucas doesn't frequent this site. Saying that, I hope Mrs Mick doesn't either or she'll find out about my slight obsession with her younger, thinner, gorgeous sister who has most of her own teeth and all her prison tattoos are spelt correctly. MM

27 May 2017 14:27:55
Don't worry Michael, if I win I will have enough to buy her a tit lift. That'll help to smooth our relationship. 👍

27 May 2017 20:35:35
ha ha man after my own Mr Lucas! MM

26 May 2017 23:56:24
Getting away from the managerial position and other appointments. As I am from Belfast and only get to about 4/5 home games a year with the logistics and finance. Although my dad brother nephew and son all support the whites. Can I ask. Do the fans support the rhinos as well as the football team.

I watch them On sky every game and actually have a rhinos replica top. To which in my city I get a few looks. Lol. Are we united with the b teams or is there a divide with the football and rugby league supporters. ? Just a random question ? 👍⚽️😃

27 May 2017 00:19:26
Not a massive rugby fan, but much prefer league and therefore in rugby I am a rhino.

27 May 2017 00:55:37
Cheers cura. Our bromance gets stronger every post. Lol 👍👍👍⚽️⚽️😂

27 May 2017 03:56:35
I get a lot of looks over here wearing a Cas top. Most don't even know there's league and union!

27 May 2017 09:37:32
Canada you close to that country which have a game where you throw a ball and call it football. 🙄
Do they even know there's a game called rugby?

27 May 2017 14:34:31
Curahee give it a couple of years and we'll have a super league team with Toronto leading the way. Most schools here play union which surprised me.

27 May 2017 15:15:06
Good to hear Canada. just tell them south of the boarder what a real game is and we're just about there then

27 May 2017 23:11:07
Rhinoceros

28 May 2017 08:36:11
Most Rhino's fans I know are also Leeds Utd fans to answer the actual question. I also like the Rhino's but not really a big rugby fan (League is alright but Union is a horrific and boring sport)