28 Mar 2020 19:05:57
My electric fan tested positive for covid-19.
It's now self oscillating.
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Leeds Banter Archive March 28 2020
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28 Mar 2020 19:00:17
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me in morissons last night. Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil!
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28 Mar 2020 18:26:14
Hear Leeds man one of the patients at the general hospital has recently been put on one of the new Dyson ventilators.
Reports say he’s picking up nicely.
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28 Mar 2020 17:03:16
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black? "
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. "
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black? "
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine. "
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back? ".
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28 Mar 2020 17:48:38
Very good Brighty but, do you and Class go to the same pub?
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28 Mar 2020 18:45:57
Great minds Brighty 😂.
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28 Mar 2020 19:32:13
That is somewhat uncanny!
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28 Mar 2020 16:27:40
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse, "' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black? "
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet. "
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black? "
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says,
"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine. "
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much.
That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back? "
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28 Mar 2020 15:14:11
All being well they could restart league first sat in June fin early August start new season October forget league cup are whatever it's called these days play FA cup but no extra time go straight to pens it will soon catch up stay save MOT.
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28 Mar 2020 16:23:09
Maybe not play FA Cup?
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28 Mar 2020 18:01:16
With no FA, Carabao Cup games, why not play Sat/ Weds and Sun/ Thu Thus playing 40+ games in 20 plus weeks spread over 5/ 6 months.
Even more radical would be to not play home AND away for just one season. Again playing the 20 games over a slightly shortened season.
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28 Mar 2020 13:15:38
Great bit on football focus about super leeds, from the Great Don through until now, only 10 minutes but good, interviews with Strachan, Eddie Gray, Lucas and KP, Tony Yeboah picked the Liverpool goal over the Wimbledon 1,
MOT.
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28 Mar 2020 12:00:46
ITV running a virtual grand national next Saturday has given me a thought, if the remains games of the season cannot get played due to the corona virus still being amongst us, instead of voiding the season play them games as virtual games.
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28 Mar 2020 08:08:20
During the war joe and bessy are upstairs and the air raid saren goes off joe says to bessy come will best int shelter so there running down stairs and bessy says hang on Joe have forgeet mi forse teeth joe says come on the. dropping bomb s not meat pies.
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28 Mar 2020 09:10:14
Delivered in beautiful WW style!
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28 Mar 2020 07:39:03
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 28th March 2020
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