Leeds Banter Archive April 02 2020

 

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02 Apr 2020 21:53:58
football will be restarting soon,

money speaks, the money men won't take a cut and football will get slaughtered if they dont. answer football behind closed doors to jusitfy pay.

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02 Apr 2020 23:40:27
How soon is soon in your opinion? 🤷‍♂️
I don’t think it’ll start again this side of May.

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03 Apr 2020 08:45:13
I don’t think it will start again this season at all.

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03 Apr 2020 10:30:38
I think the start off June will start seeing games played. 🙏🏻⚽️⚽️⚽️👍.

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03 Apr 2020 11:16:10
I don’t think uk will be ready to play soccer safely until min july. And even that will be behind closed doors. Not peaked over there yet and will take at least 3 months to clear.

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03 Apr 2020 12:13:43
My vote is with Batty, early June and at least twice a week so as to reduce impact on 20/ 21 season. Unless its the Armageddon scenario all the pointers are to us gaining promotion. RFU system - we win. Belgium system - we win. Freeze it today - we win.

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02 Apr 2020 20:46:51
just seen Lee Nelson's plea on behalf of impoverished Premier League Footballers. Classic Lee Nelson. Shame on you all.

ALAW.
NHS.

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02 Apr 2020 18:47:14
So Gary Neville says he could never play for leeds well fust I didn't know he could play and second we never wanted him to try for us any road MOT ps he got luck.

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02 Apr 2020 20:57:43
Wigan, agree with you mate, but he has given a lot to help in this troubled time so I will not give him any stick.

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02 Apr 2020 17:06:14
I have the most loving wife.
Last night I woke up and she was holding a pillow over my mouth to protect me from corona virus.

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02 Apr 2020 18:05:39
Awww so sweet of her 😂😂.

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02 Apr 2020 17:02:25
All this working from home is getting to me. Not saying I'm over eating much. But I'm starting to get a tan off the fridge light.

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02 Apr 2020 16:40:52
When it comes to sex my wife says I use the Dentist Method, and she says I've perfected it.

She opens wide then I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes and all she feels is a small prick.

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02 Apr 2020 18:07:12
Hahahahahaha.

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02 Apr 2020 18:10:11
Best joke on this forum in these past weeks 😂😂👍.

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02 Apr 2020 14:05:03
Bit of yesterday’s news but just wondered what others thoughts are.
Concerning Jack Grealish, who cares about that twit, couldn’t agree more but what I wanted to say is where does role model and professional footballer ever entwine?
Most of them are very over paid young men who don’t live in the real world, a pro footballer would be one of the last persons in society I would want my kids to look up to and admire as a“role model” citizen. Their skills of mastering the great game of football yes but what they do or say off the field absolutely not.

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02 Apr 2020 16:12:46
I sort of agree with you but only in the logical world of a grown up adult. In a young kids mind it's different. They look up to footballers as role models based merely on how good they can kick a piece of leather. Some, thank God not that many, look up to Grealish as we looked up to Lennon and Jagger. Maybe ever so slightly because they couldn't give a f**k about authority.
Back to Grealish. To me it seems as though he is not just a misunderstood, naughty boy but someone with an attitude problem and if it wasn't for the fact that he can kick a ball, no team would touch him with a bargepole.

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John McCann 1860 to 1928: Celtic Committee Member 1894 and 1895

02 Apr 2020 07:39:04
{Ed's Note - Stengo1888 has posted a new article entitled, John McCann 1860 to 1928: Celtic Committee Member 1894 and 1895

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