Leeds Banter Archive April 30 2016

 

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30 Apr 2016 18:38:47
Been at the game today? I hope nobody is going to suggest we are more solid at the back with Bamba playing (BW? ) Or a potent strike force with Wood up front.

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30 Apr 2016 20:15:37
Depends who you compare to Hess. If it's Wooton and Erwin respectively you already know the answer.

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30 Apr 2016 20:16:00
If we'd started with the team that finished the game I'm sure we'd have won . I apologise George I didn't think bamba was too bad today . Ant had to start .

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30 Apr 2016 20:43:15
He's still top scorer n without injuries would have over 15 goals no doubt so it's not just him that's the problem not enough goals from midfield either.

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30 Apr 2016 23:44:22
Bamba was awful today but no mention of it possibly because he managed to come up with a goal or he's a decent bloke. He is defensively inept though - could have gifted them a couple more goals but was lucky.

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01 May 2016 00:40:42
missed Dave in front of defence today, that's why we were left exposed, especially for their second goal, no-one took responsibility to close the attacker down, Bridcutt likely go back to sunderland, didn't rate him today,
we are an average team in this division, wood is the best we have and I think he has upped his game quite a lot although ploughed a bit of a lonely furrow today. he did well. Keep him in bubble wrap closed season, get him a strike partner with pace, new cb
I would look at moving the likes of beluschi into dmf alongside dave, I think that would work,
botaka was good in bits, rest of team gave possession away too much, although couldn't bring myself to be bothered today, the game typified our season, the building of false hope that we "just might sneak a PO place" only to be let down by our own lack of quality.
Looking fwd to closed season now,

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01 May 2016 08:01:14
That's a great idea proc about Bellusci, him and dave would be good pair at cdm. Hesslian, I'm not bamba's biggest fan either and yes there were lucky escapes with some of the sideways passes but at least he tried to get us going at times . Thought cooper was very average, in fact the whole team was til last fifteen.

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01 May 2016 11:38:56
hess I know I don't go to as many games as you but lots on here do, and no one other than you is banging the bellischi drum. he is a poor mans david luize ok with ball but a liability

im not bambas biggest fan but I just don't rate bellend as I defender sorry

i also think wood will be good for us next year.

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01 May 2016 16:25:28
I don't particularly like any of the three of them just think Bamba shouldn't be on the pitch.

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30 Apr 2016 16:30:01
17 shots off target. Wood playing? Berm-wit.

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30 Apr 2016 17:09:23
oi aus this Berm/ Bermondsey word replacement can stop now. i'm starting to get a complex.

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{Ed001's Note - it's terrible mate, I don't know why he is doing it!}

30 Apr 2016 17:26:13
It's very unbermacious of him. Aus, stop it this instant! Keep this up and Bermo might have to enrol in bermelling and require prescription berms. He's got enough bermondseys with his wife and supporting Leeds.

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30 Apr 2016 17:26:25
i know it is really odd? I can't get my head round it. if it carries on I might get jeff to predict the weather in dubi again and get it to rain solid for a few weeks, the weather would be proper Bermondsey.

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{Ed001's Note - they have taken to seeding the clouds here to make it rain, anything to stop Survivor being right. Even the UAE govt are conspiring against him.....}

30 Apr 2016 20:16:28
Ed1
Miaow!

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{Ed001's Note - hehehe.}

01 May 2016 11:39:24
come on ed1 be nice stop being a massive Bermondsey.

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{Ed001's Note - sorry it is just so much easier being a Bermondsey than being nice.}

30 Apr 2016 14:16:21
A VERY IMPORTANT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCMENT.

i know a few people on here like a flutter and like to have an ask around for tips. I thought I would put my bets for today down so you know who to avoid (your wleocme MM)

with mister will hill I have

watford, arsenal, ipswich, LEEDS, barnsley, millwall, newport, bristol roversm real madrid, atl madrid, barca, bayern, Juve and Burnley at 155-1

then on top of that I have

Newcastle, dortmond, liverpool (sorry ed 1) , man city, rangers, valencia at 6509-1

so you now know who to avoid. I normally get a couple of 200-1's a year but this year has been poor and only cashed in about five bets best one being at 67-1 so like leeds i'm already looking to next season.

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{Ed001's Note - at least I know who to blame now....}

30 Apr 2016 10:56:31
Are we not allowed to find "allo allo " funny anymore.

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30 Apr 2016 11:27:38
sorry we normally agree but I never found allo allo funny in the first place :P.

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30 Apr 2016 12:00:31
I was just pissing by ze door. The policeman always cracks me up. A French lady at work finds allo allo hilarious. And know many Germans that find Fawlty Towers, especially the 'Don't mention the war' sketch, hilarious too.

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{Ed001's Note - Fawlty Towers is genius!}

30 Apr 2016 20:17:14
Ed1
What's your fave episode?

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{Ed001's Note - it has to be either the Germans or the deaf woman. Both were fantastic and even now I can't watch them without laughing.}

01 May 2016 08:42:41
The deaf woman is Mrs Richards and that was always my favorite episode followed by da Germans.

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{Ed001's Note - the best thing about her is that I actually know someone exactly like her. Always shouts at you because he refuses to turn on his hearing aid as it runs down the battery!}

01 May 2016 11:40:51
I love faulty towers but did anyone see the bit that they only aired once and cut out of the W""GS and N""""gers playing cricket. I can not believe they wrote that and it actually aired.

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{Ed001's Note - I have never seen that bit.}

01 May 2016 12:23:40
it wason a tv progreamme called accpetable in the 80's . it only aired once then the bbc cut it. you can find it on youtube. if you type in fawlty towers ni"""ers W"gs cricket it comes up a few times. It is really shocking aand can not believe they wrote it, also worth looking up is the rainbowncut episode. it was ten mintues away from being aired when a producers watched it then cut it. it is very funny and agin shoking they almost got away with it. no wonder us 80's children are so mentally scareed.

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30 Apr 2016 04:19:36
Outside the fans. I don't really think anybody else cares about fines. Haircuts. Relatives of owners. Think reporting on this lot of tosh is a waste of time. If I saw any media report on say. Owner of sheff wed son says this or that. I wouldn't even bother reading it. It's about Leeds so we read it but nobody else gives a Bermondsey about Leeds.
So. Who cares who says or does what. Free country. They may look like an idiot and it may cost them money in fine. But up to them. They want to look fools and immature. That's their problem
I'm not condoning anything serious like murder or rape or stuff like that but all this petty immature behaviour. So what!
Spend the money on players. Get a good team. Win games Get promoted. That's what I care about.

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30 Apr 2016 06:09:15
Funny ed. funny.

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{Ed001's Note - I have no idea what you mean! *innocent look*}

30 Apr 2016 09:19:34
i take it ed may of edited the post to put bermondsey in? very funny, not sure if that is refference to myself or my great city but either way it doesn't now make sense as rough translation would be would gives a 'great person/ place' about leeds? just don't make sense.

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{Ed001's Note - not sure great is the translation usually ascribed to it.}

30 Apr 2016 10:16:02
no seriously the place is not a total dump now, use to be rough when I was going up but it is rather posh now, has a little cinima and food court and a really nice park when people can gather to do 'recational activities' often using sharp needles. its really nice, far nicer than dubi I am sure!

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{Ed001's Note - I am sure it is much more upmarket than here mate. There is not a lot here, just the world's tallest building, world's largest mall (which isn't big enough so they are expanding it and building another much larger one down the road), world's largest gold market, world's largest indoor theme park and, well you get the gist, nothing to do here at all. We even get rain sometimes.}

30 Apr 2016 10:21:39
Ausman
Without any sarcasm intended (honestly) , that IS your best post ever!
In fact, I'd have to check, but probably your only decent post :) !

Bermondsey work!

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30 Apr 2016 11:32:39
Ed0001
What you don't have is Yorkshire, or Leeds United!
Your envy is so obvious from your post. We are family as sister sledge once confirmed!

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{Ed001's Note - good point. I will have to have a word with them to correct that oversight.}

30 Apr 2016 11:32:42
exactly ed glad you see sense, Bermondsey is home to an old peak frems biscut factory and great boozers like the old school yard and the grange, a must for any leeds fans if ever in the area although please don't wear a leeds shirt did it once after playing football and didn't think I would make it out alive. also have some great banksy grafitti. Sadly we do have some rather posh places and the shard now which I think personally makes the place lose its appeal which probably says more about me than anything else. Also home to the world famous Southwark Playhouse which will be premiering my 3rd play The Greater Game this September for a four week run. (worth a plug) which is well worth seeing and the travel from Dubi for. Speedy I did have you special guests seats resvered for press night but will now be giving them to more deserving people such as larry.

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{Ed001's Note - you've convinced me Berm.....}